Chapter 9: I Look Like Gerard Way

Written By: Kawaii-babi
Edited by: Chicken Ceaser Lean Cuisine

Disclaimer: All I owns is Zachary Alejandro Flack and Evangeline Aidan Messer.


"Please?" Evangeline begged. Zachary got up on a chair.

"I SAID NO! I DON'T WANT YOU TO PUT MAKEUP ON ME!" Zachary yelled, climbing up on top of the bookcase and crawling into the fetal position. Evangeline glared at him.

"You're being uber immature…" Evangeline said. Zachary popped his head out of his arms.

"I'M being uber immature? Look at YOU! You're trying to make me over!" Zachary yelled. Evangeline sighed and put the makeup down.

"I put the makeup down. Now will you PLEASE come down?" Evangeline pleaded. Zachary looked to see if she was lying, and then he made his slow decent down the bookcase. Unfortunately for him, he didn't know that his best friend had a roll of duck tape in her hand. Once he got down, Evangeline tackled him to the chair and duck taped him to it.

"HEY! What's the big idea?" Zachary asked. Evangeline grinned evilly and pulled out her makeup. Zachary's eyes went wide.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zachary yelled.

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"I'm almost done, Zac…" Evangeline said, smudging the eyeliner she just applied on him. She pulled back and admired her work.

"THANK GOD!" Zachary exclaimed. Evangeline pulled out her mirror and showed it to Zachary.

"I look like Gerard Way!" Zachary wined. Evangeline looked at him.

"Did I tell you that I am VERY attracted to Gerard Way?" Evangeline asked Zachary. Zachary smiled.

"I LOOK LIKE GERARD WAY!" Zachary exclaimed happily. Evangeline giggled and kissed Zachary on the nose.

"I told you you'd like it." Evangeline said happily. She then proceeded to unwrap the duck tape.

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Chelsea and Don were sitting in the Messer's kitchen, waiting for Zachary to come down.

"Where is he?" Chelsea asked Don. Don shrugged his shoulders and sipped his coffee. Lindsay rolled her eyes.

"I'll go get them." Lindsay said, as she walked up the stairs to her daughter's room. She opened the door and was shocked at what she saw.

"EVANGELINE AIDAN MESSER! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" Lindsay shrieked. Evangeline pulled away from Zachary quickly.

"Hi mom! I was… uh… giving Zachary… CPR?" Evangeline said. Lindsay glared at her.

"You two. Downstairs. NOW!" Lindsay said angrily. They both bolted for the door and ran down the stairs and into the kitchen, thinking they were safe.

"Now what was Lindsay yelling about?" Flack asked them. They both turned around and smiled weakly.

"Evangeline was fuck… uh… giving me CPR." Zachary said. Chelsea started laughing her ass off. Lindsay came down the stairs and looked at Chelsea like she was crazy.

"That… was… the same… excuse… I used…. When I was… your age." Evangeline said through giggles. Evangeline sighed.

"I should go to my room, right?" Evangeline asked. Lindsay looked at her.

"Nope… You're going to wait until your father gets home… and then you're going to explain what happened here." Lindsay said. Evangeline's eyes went wide.

"But MOM!" Evangeline wined. Lindsay smiled.

"No buts…" Lindsay said. Evangeline groaned. There was an awkward silence.

"What happened to your face?" Don asked Zachary. Zachary grinned.

"I look like Gerard Way!" He exclaimed. Flack groaned.

"This is gonna be a long day." Don said. Everyone erupted into laughter.


Shorter than usual, I know… DON'T BLAME ME! BLAME MY COMPUTER!