Oh gosh. I think I've gone crazy. Whenever I hear Blow by Ke$ha, I start singing the Klaus version. OMG, it was soooo embarrassing yesterday in front of my crush :| Hahaha, but you guys understand…right? :|

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Chapter 9

Damon Salvatore found Elena at the Grill! THANK GOD!

Elena Gilbert: * _ *

Damon Salvatore: Whattttt?

Elena Gilbert: I wasn't lost.

Damon Salvatore: sureeeeee

Elena Gilbert: y r u talking like that?

Damon Salvatore: this is Alaric. Damon went 2 the bathroom so I decide to use his Iphone. I'm drunk as hell right now! We both r!

Elena Gilbert: O…that's nice Ric.

Damon Salvatore has updated his relationship from single to married to Alaric Saltzman

Elijah Smith: WTF

Klaus Smith: OMG, congrats!

Elena Gilbert: Oh, wow.

Damon Salvatore: we r thinking of having kids and naming the girl Elena!

Klaus Smith: HOLY HELL! This is soooo funny! I am not leaving yet!


Stefan Salvatore to Katherine Pierce

Stefan Salvatore: so u and Elijah r together?

Katherine Pierce: yeahh

Stefan Salvatore: THANK GOD

Katherine Pierce: y?

Stefan Salvatore: now, Elena can be mine again…even though I kinda like CF :)

Katherine Pierce: Caroline Forbes? EWWWW +o(

Stefan Salvatore: time 2 kill wolf boy -.-

Katherine Pierce: hahahaha, I'll help

Stefan Salvatore: Yay!


Meanwhile, back at the Alaric/Damon/Elena/Klaus/Elijah convo…


Damon Salvatore: Elena, I stole Damon from u! LMFAO! Hahaha, I less than three that band!

Elijah Smith: Elena, ur so fortunate.

Elena Gilbert: I kno right? At Damon Salvatore - u need to go sleep!

Klaus Smith: No! This is funnier than hell! Plz let them stay!

Elena Gilbert: fine -.-

Klaus Smith: thank u, Elena 3

Elena Gilbert: :D

Elijah Smith: so what happened to Damon? Or Alaric 4 that matter?

Damon Salvatore: I'M RIGHT HERE BUDDYYYYYYYY!

Elijah Smith: we r not "buddies"

Damon Salvatore: now that's not how u treat ladies!

Elena Gilbert: ur grown men!

Damon Salvatore: well, Damon just came out with a pink dress on, soo I thought we were ladies going for tea!

Elena Gilbert: I'm getting tired. I think I should go…

Damon Salvatore: it's not a party without you - hic -

Klaus Smith: hic?

Damon Salvatore: U KNO? HICCUPS! HAHAHAHA, GOD KLAUS! UR AN IDIOT SOMETIMES! WOW, THINGS IN CAPLOCK R MUCH BETTER! SO CLEAR! IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING IS IN 3-D!

Klaus Smith: ROFL

Elena Gilbert: Klaus?

Klaus Smith: YESSSSSSS?

Elena Gilbert: can u message me?

Klaus Smith: hells yeah


Klaus Smith to Elena Gilbert

Klaus Smith: what's wrong, my love?

Elena Gilbert: there's a thunder storm and I can't sleep -.-

Klaus Smith: aww :(

Elena Gilbert: can u come over and cuddle?

Klaus Smith: sure, I'll bring movies and candy 2

Elena Gilbert: yay!


Damon Salvatore has updated from married to Alaric Saltzman to married to Stefan Salvatore

Stefan Salvatore: WTF! NOOOOOO! I would never ever marry u!

Damon Salvatore: hun, that's no way to talk 2 ur husband! XD

Stefan Salvatore: No! Stop that! Everyone, we r not married!

Klaus Smith: ahh, the joys of being drunk XD

Stefan Salvatore: O.O he's drunk? THANK GOD! THANK U THANK U THANK U!

Damon Salvatore updated married to Stefan Salvatore to in a complicated relationship

Stefan Salvatore: ?

Damon Salvatore: :'( I gave you the best 160 years of ur life and now ur breaking up with me? Alaric was right, we should have stayed 2gether!

Stefan Salvatore has logged off

Klaus Smith: BUZZ KILL

Elijah Smith: haha, yup


Damon Salvatore has added Elijah Smith to his sister's list

Elijah Smith: WHATTTT?

Damon Salvatore: it's okay, sis, we all have tough times XD

Klaus Smith: OMFG, soooo funny!

Elena Gilbert: hahaha, Elijah!

Damon Salvatore: Hello, Klaus! Hello, Elena! I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!

Elena Gilbert: HAHAHA! Yes u r Damon!

Damon Salvatore: darn tootin'

Elijah Smith: WHY? WHY DID I JOIN FB?

Klaus Smith: cuz u wanted to hook up with Elena, but I am right now, so hahahahahahaha!

Elijah Smith has logged off


Okay, that idea just randomly popped into my head and it is HILARIOUS! I love the idea of overly drunk Alaric and Damon, did you? Review to tell me! Loveeeeee you guys!

~ Olivia ~