Never Have I Ever
Disclaimer: So I don't own anything. Also, I know, the fic is getting long, isn't it? It's going to get longer, muhaha! Also, this chapter is kinda for all the E/O shippers. o.0 Hope you like it...
Chapter 9: Been Involved in… Casey's POV
Yes.
Yes, to all of you reading, the answer to (almost) all of your questions is yes. Especially if your questions are along the lines of, 'Did Olivia seriously just say that?' or 'Is Alex really blushing?' or 'Oh HELL NAH, did they seriously just start singing fucking 'Bad Romance'?'.
Because, hell yeah, we did.
And yes, Elliot did know all the words to 'Hit Me Baby, One More Time'.
And, yes, ugh, God, Munch and Alex admitted to having sex.
And, yes, more than anything, yes I was feeling very ill with enlightenment.
No, seriously, I wanted to throw up.
It really didn't help that along with that Olivia and Elliot decided to get all cute and coupley, even though, 'they're not totally in love or anything like that, Casey, you're crazy for thinking so!'
Yeah. Fucking. Right.
Anyway, I was just catching you up, and more importantly than that I was keeping the facts straight, because, in case you didn't find out in previous chapters some of us are fucking liars, ALEX.
And apparently, some of us are or have been users of ganja.
I'm going to assume that it's something in the past for most of us, although I don't know, old habits die hard, and Munch is old enough to have some pretty old habits, if you know what I mean.
God, I still can't believe he slept with Alex. Weird. Gross. Ok, ok, I'll move on.
I'm just saying, it's gross, ok?
"Well that's interesting," Munch said with a smirk. "All of us but Alex have been stoned."
"Please don't say we should change that, Munch." Olivia sighed, rolling her eyes and snuggling into Elliot. Like I said, they're not in love. At all.
Again, yeah.
Right.
"Well I wasn't going to." He pouted. "After all, we are officers of the law, and that would be morally reprehensible."
Elliot snickered slightly, wrapping an arm around his partner, who he was not in love with. "No it wouldn't. It would just be wrong legally."
"Unfortunately." The old hippie grumbled. "I hope they change that law soon. You know it's on the ballot in California this year. Maybe we'll follow along in its gloriously blue footsteps."
"You act as though it's a big deal here." Elliot continued, rolling his eyes. "It's like getting a speeding ticket. No one cares the first time you get caught."
"True. We still get drug tested, though."
"Are they abolishing the drug testing in California, too?" Alex asked, raising an eyebrow with a smile spreading across her lips. Her mood seemed to be brightening for some reason. Maybe the whole getting her dirty laundry out in the open for all of us to see, mock, and be disgusted by helped relieve some of her hostility.
Who cares why, though? It was just a nice change from the uber bitch she'd been all day.
"I'm actually not sure. I haven't checked up on it in awhile. I'll do that once we're out of here."
"If we ever get out of here." Olivia sighed loudly, wrapping her free arm around her stomach. "I'm getting hungry."
Hah. She was weak. Man, I hope that didn't sound too creepy. "It's only been like, a half hour you know."
"I know, but talking about weed is giving me the munchies."
"Is that actually true?" Oh Alex. So naïve. "I thought that was a myth, like… I don't know. Other things."
"Like the Loch Ness Monster?" I grinned, gaining a glare in return. Munch, however, ignored my hilarious comment and barged on ahead.
"No, it actually does promote healthy eating habits. Not necessarily in what you chose to eat, but how you eat. It's why sometimes doctors prescribe medicinal marijuana to patients suffering from anorexia nervosa."
"Wow, Munch." I laughed. "You sure seem to know a lot about the subject."
"What can I say? I'm well read."
"Or experienced." Olivia smirked.
He pouted, wrapping his arms tightly around him, "Not like you didn't put a finger down, stoner."
"Stoner? Whatever, I've NEVER been a stoner. I've just been stoned. And I only did it once. It was a terrible experience and so I never did it again."
"Yeah." Elliot nodded. "I too was a one time wonder. It wasn't my thing."
"Oh come on." Munch sighed dramatically, rolling his head towards me. "Come on Casey, don't be a liar like these three. How often did you hit the bong?"
"I only did that a couple times." I grinned. "I was more of an apple person in high school."
"A woman after my own heart." He laughed, looking at the three squares bunched up in the corner. "Or… She would have been, back when I did that sort of thing, of course."
Olivia sighed yet again and stretched her legs out, draping them over Alex's knees. "Not like any of us care if she's one now. I mean, except maybe Alex."
Elliot grinned stupidly as Alex threw up a middle finger in her friend's direction. Aw. They were all so cute.
Gag me.
"It doesn't really matter." Munch shrugged. "I also don't believe that you two only did it once."
"I did." Elliot said casually. "I didn't like that I couldn't finish a sentence, so I decided there was no point in doing it again."
"How in the hell did you get that stoned on your first attempt? How?"
He grinned and shrugged, "I'm super."
And, get this, Olivia giggled.
Not laughed. Giggled.
And at this point I honestly thought that maybe we'd been in this elevator for too long.
"Super arrogant." Alex scoffed, looking around with a slight smile, her good mood growing. Maybe we were all cracking up because the oxygen levels were depleting. Maybe that was why Alex was becoming nice, Munch was being… more himself, and Olivia and Elliot were digressing to teenagers who were all up ons.
Well, if this was so then what in the hell was going to become of me?
"He's not super arrogant." Olivia smirked, nudging him slightly. "He's more like, insanely arrogant."
"Oh ha ha." He replied with an eye roll. "It's not like you don't think you're hot shit."
"I do not think I'm hot shit!" She gasped, jerking away from him, a look of offense scrawled all over her face. "I know I'm hot shit!"
"Oh dear Christ…" I sighed. "Whose turn is it?"
"I just went." Alex laughed, popping a knee up so that Olivia's legs slid off of her. "So it's Liv's turn."
"Oh goodie." Munch dead panned.
"Hey, shut up, Munch, I totally have a good one."
Yeah. Like I said, teenagers.
"You, like, Oh my GOD totally have a good one, or just, like you totally have a, like, good one?" He replied, getting a chuckle out of Alex.
"I totally Oh My GOD have a fucking great one, ok?" Olivia grinned and readjusted herself next to Elliot before spreading out her five remaining fingers. "Ok, kiddos, take this. Never have I ever been involved in an orgy or threesome."
Well shit. I'm sure you already know by my last entry that this one obviously applied to me, unfortunately.
I sighed loudly as I, sadly, put down a finger, all by my lonesome.
And man, didn't that make me feel like I was in such great company.
A/N: I don't know why, ok. Casey just seemed like she would be the one who would be the most scandalous. So, onto the games! Guess who is next! : D
