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"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - thoughts

"Oy gaki listen to me" -demon speech

'stupid ningen'-demon Thoughts

*thunder* -action

"Yo baka" Animals translation/speech

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Naruto X ?

A/N: I wont be able to update daily, I will try to though

*Story start*

"So who are you going to take?" Naruto asked her as they headed to her house

" I don't know. Each of them has a valid reason. Publicity for their businesses. Making their dream come true. Seeing some exquisite animals. Then there was Pinkies, what was her reason again?" Twilight asked the Uzumaki

"She wanted to go to it because it was a a fancy party." Naruto told her as he pulled out a note pad

"I just want to head to Golden Oaks and sleep." Twilight told him as she opened the door

"Fluttershy, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked her as several animals were cleaning up the shelfs

"Oh were just doing some spring cleaning." Fluttershy told them as the animals continued to clean the shelves

"Uh Fluttershy... it summer." Naruto told her with a deadpan expression

"Its never to soon." Fluttershy told them

"Fluttershy, you aren't doing this for the tickets?" Twilight asked her

"We aren't, are we Angel?" She asked the rabbit as he nodded

"Oh then yes I am." Fluttershy informed them

"Fluttershy, you are to honest." Naruto told her as Twilight ran

"Oh no I hope I didn't scare her off." Fluttershy asked as Naruto carried Spike after Twilight

"Twilight, my insanity senses are tingling." Naruto warned her as Pinkie Pie appeared

"Haya Twilight!" Pinkie Pie yelled

"Twilight, RUN!" Naruto warned her as Pinkie Pie started to sing

[Pinkie Pie] Twilight is my bestest friend Whoopie, whoopie! Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie... [Pinkie Pie] She's the cutest, smartest, all around best pony, pony! Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie. [Pinkie Pie] I bet if I throw a super-duper fun party, party! Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! [Pinkie Pie] She'll give her extra ticket to the Gala to me! Twilight Sparkle: PIIINKIIIE!

"What was that?" A random pony asked her

"Didn't you hear, Twilight has an extra ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala." Pinkie told them as Naruto grabbed Twilight and Spike and flew off.

"Twilight, Lets hide out at my house. No one knows where it is." Naruto told her as he teleported to his house

*Naruto's tree*

"Whoa, that was disorientating." Spike told him as he vomited fire

"How did you do that?" Twilight asked him

"It is a weak teleportation technique. I have a stronger one, but it needs more work." Naruto told the dizzy unicorn.

"Ok. This is getting annoying. Everyone is now everyone is after me." Twilight told him as he nodded

"Lets head back to the library. I think the others are there, and they must have cooled off by now." Naruto told her as he grabbed the two and teleported them to the library

"Golden Oaks Library*

"*Hurg*, Naruto~, that was nauseating. " Spike told him as he fell to the ground.

"Naruto, warn we next time." Twilight told him as she stumbled around a bit.

"Twilight." Rainbow Dash asked her

"No I haven't decided who I was going to take." Twilight yelled at them

"No, we all decided that we could let you choose. If you choose to take only one of us, we wont be mad." Rarity told her

"No, I decided that if we all can't go, then neither will I." Twilight told them

"WHAT?!" was the consensus.

"Spike, take a note. 'I Twilight Sparkle here by return these tickets. I cannot chose between my friends, so I will give these tickets back." Twilight told him as he set fire to the scroll and tickets. Sending them to the sun princess.

"Twilight, you know that you didn't have to do that." Apple Jack told her

"No, I would rather spend tome with my friends. Then go to some snooty party." Twilight told them as they all hugged

"*Gag*" Spike looked like he was about to vomit.

"Spike, come on." Twilight tole him as he spewed up a scroll

"*Ahem* 'Twilight, why didn't you just say so?'" Spike told them as he burped up six golden tickets.

"YEAH, now we can all go." Rainbow dash cheered as she flew out of the door.
"Hey... I want to go..." Spike muttered as he burped up two more tickets.

"Hey Spike?" Naruto asked the Dragonish boy as a tux formed around the two

"Yeas Naruto?" Spike asked him slightly questioning where the suitcase from

"Shall we?" Naruto asked him

"We shall."
*Play 'Its not unusual'*

"Naruto, where is the music coming from?" Spike asked him as they danced out of the library

"I learned that when something weird happens its better not to question it." Naruto told him

*?*

"Hmm, looks like some of my power can get out" A mysterious figure muttered as they floated around in the void.

*Naruto*

"Why do I feel like there is going to be a lot of crazy things that are about to happen. As well as a lot of more musical numbers?" Naruto asked himself as him and spike danced allele bit more.

"Probably past experience. Your life is just a danger magnet. Anything you do, it draws out the most random things." Kurama told him as she stretched in his mindscape

"*Sigh* I know. That is just my life." Naruto told them as he made the tuxedo disappear and he headed back to his house to eat some food.

*Princess castle*
"Oh my, he is quite a different one sister." Celestia asked her sister

"Yes, tis quite a different one. Thou hope to see more of thine man soon." Luna agreed with her sister.

'Thou wonders if thine would become one of thou guards?' Luna thought as she thought about the firey orange maned pegasus true power.

'How strong is he really?' Celestia thought along similar lines as her sister about Naruto.

*End*