At the same time that Heero and Usagi began to scream, a certain Chinese guy could be seen running through out the house screaming like a mad woman. What was even funnier to the staff was that everybody who stopped to enquire why he was screaming only got well more screaming. It appeared he couldn't even form the simplest of sentences.

Rashid shook his head in obvious befuddlement. These people that were his beloved employers friends were obviously all crazy and were one step away from being locked up in a padded room with a strait jacket.

As he watched Wu fei run out of the house still screaming, he started to wonder should he actually call the little white van out for him, he seemed to have just been pushed over the mark

Reaching for the phone, he was about to ring the head gardener to watch out for the screaming man when what Rashid assumed was the guys other half came running through the halls holding her sides. He was about to ask her was she okay when the screaming was heard again a fair distance away? He watched as she crumpled to the ground and started to roll around laughing her head off and clutching her side as if it really hurt, muttering things like this can't be good for me, please stop….oh god but its funny,…..or at least that's what he thought she was saying, but then again there was a lot of laughter between the words so he wasn't really sure of anything.

Going over to her he watched as she gradually calmed down, and pushed herself into a sitting position. He helped her the rest of the way, righting her into a standing position.

A few seconds passed and the screaming was heard again, but this time Rei just smiled.

Rashid wondered about the smiled and he silently wondered if she was perhaps the cause of the guy's obvious mental breakdown?

It had to be said, Rashid never kept his thoughts to himself for long and so it was no wonder to the servants eves dropping of the conversation that he quietly asked "What may I ask has put Wu fei…" he paused looking for the best way to put it.

"Over the edge?" Rei surprised him by filling in.

He nodded his agreement "Yes, exactly" thankful that he didn't have to insult the guy to his woman.

They were all notorious for being bipolar, nice one minute while your both insulting their guy and then suddenly all protective and ready to beat the living organs out of you. To be totally honest with himself, Rashid had to admit being slightly scared of the unpredictability of women.

"I just let him knew some interesting news which I thought he would like to hear." Her voice was thoughtful and then it turned slightly to something Rashid knew was bad, something that had him stepping slightly away from her.

Tipping her head slightly to the side, she continued "Something I thought he would be glad to hear, but obviously not considering his very violent reaction?" she paused when she heard another scream, this time definitely strange sounding almost…male.

She set of towards the door with a purposeful stride determined to sit down, on Wu Fei if she had to, and have this talk that he had run screaming from.

She turned at the door, and spoke once more to Rashid before she set of for the hunt for Wu fei, "You would be glad to hear your going to be a dad right?"

Rashid shook his head at her retreating back, sorrowfully. If she was pregnant which it appeared she was, and Wu fei had literally run screaming from the room, Rashid could definitely predict that someone was going to need a hospital fairly soon and it wasn't going to be the pregnant woman.

He shooed the rest of the servants back to work, while silently wondering should he ring and warn the hospitals now or later?

Mean while, Heero jumped out of the bed like it was on fire and ran screaming from the room as if the hounds of hell were after him, which in is mind Usagi now was chasing after him shouting something at him which he couldn't hear. He ran down the steps his big feet sending a smacking sound through out the empty hallway on the marble floors.

He ran out the doorway and headed towards the garage were he ran into Wu fei who was also screaming.

Literally ran into him, so that they were both knocked to the ground. Jumping back up they forgot about the woman chasing them and focused.

Wu fei was the first to speak, slapping a hand over his eyes "Dear god, put some clothes on!"

Heero looked down and realised he hadn't grabbed a robe on the way out of the bedroom, his only thought being escape from this bad situation he now found himself in and having no idea how he got there.

He could feel the blush creeping up his chest to his face when he realised he was outside in the middle of the mansion, the house or bedrooms no where near enough for him.

As Usagi finally caught up with him, she smiled. He really did have the most spectacular body she had ever seen, especially when it was revealed in such nice delicious glory in the morning sunshine.

She really couldn't blame him for reacting the way he did to finding her in his bed, se felt some confusion herself as to how he had gotten there, something told her he wasn't the kind to take advantage of a bad situation.

Waiting a distance away she tightened the belt of her long red silk robe, before continuing on to Heero.

When she reached him she just stood beside him and watched the guy in front of her. She remembered him from her arrival but she honestly would never have thought of him as a screamer, which he had been doing when she had come upon him and Heero.

Turning to watch Heero she watched as the blush worked its way up his nicely muscled chest, up his chorded tense neck to his face with the twitch going at his left eye that told her he was starting to get angry at the situation he found himself in.

Shoving the robe into his hands that she had found at the end of the bed and that was obviously male, it was only then he looked at her, shocked that she had managed to sneak up on him.

He was even more shocked as he shrugged into the robe and tied the belt when he looked up to see another woman standing behind Wu fei, who still had his eyes covered.

Heero watched in slow motion as the woman taped him on the shoulder and turning around with trepidation, Wu fei held up his hands in silent appeal.

It wasn't enough for the woman, rearing back; she punched him solidly in the jaw knocking him to the ground.

Holding his obvious sore jaw in one hand, he spoke obviously knowing he was on her bad side "Honey…."

"Not now Wu fei," reaching into her back pocket she through a card at him. " I want you to go have a talk with this person, then we'll talk. Till then stay away from me."

Nodding to the slightly shocked girl at the side of this new guy, "You want to come get breakfast with me?"

Usagi shrugged her shoulders; she obviously wasn't going to get any answers out of the screaming maniacs at the moment. Hooking her arms into the new woman's, they set of for the kitchen, introducing themselves on the way.

As they sat down to breakfast, Irish style, plates each piled high although Rei had a good reason.

They started to laugh with the absurdity of the situation. Laughing so hard that Rei once again had to clutch her side, Usagi was so caught up in the laughing words just started to come out…

"I can't believe you hit him…"

"It was these bloody hormones.." at Usagi's questioning look she continued "I'm pregnant, hence the screaming guy that ran into Heero."

They once again started laughing, and were still laughing when the serving girls came to take their empty food dishes away. Somehow and the serving girls would ever know how they had emptied their plates even though the girls knew they had been laughing since they had sat down for breakfast.

okay.. I feel re-inspired. I've finished college and my exams and I now have time to spare till I start my job, so be prepared for new chapters for most of my stories and the finishing of some that have been a long time coming….

Anyway hope u enjoy the chapter and a big thank you to all those who have reviewed. U kept me going…

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and if a I get enough I might even pick a few and forward them a copy of the future chapters before they go up, if I feel generous and my hand isn't sore with all the writing..

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