GreenPurple18: Today we have... *drum role* Naruto and Sasuke! *pause* They look like they want to kill each other, so I should probably hurry this up... Boys do it now!

Naruto: She doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden. Masashi Kishimoto does! Believe it!

Sasuke: She does own the plot, Mayleen, Rina, and my more emo then me brother's girlfriend who's name I forgot... what was it? Julie? Yulie? Yumi? Yugi

GreenPurple18: YUKI!

Sasuke: Right that's it she also owns Yuki!... Hn

Everyone, minus Itachi: Sasuke showed emotions! It's the end of the world

Sasuke and Itachi: Hn...

It's the morning after I told Pein what we knew and what we found out... Itachi, Kisame, and Konan had come back sometime when everyone was sleeping. It was about eight-thirty in the morning, and nobody wanted to be awake... I on one hand usually slept till one o'clock in the afternoon. I was only up because Pein wanted to have a meeting... While everyone was sleeping... Why? I did not nor will I ever know.

"Right well," Pein started, "I've called this meeting because I'm giving you all different partners." He paused, "Group 1 will be Mayleena and Deidara. Group 2 will be Itachi and Yuki. Group 3 will be Kisame and Rina. Group 4 will be Konan and myself. Any questions?"

"Why, oh why, did you wake us all up just to tell us that?" I asked moodily.

Silence...

"Because I felt like it." He answered after awhile.

"That's not a very good answer." I retorted.

"I don't care." He replied.

"Well I don't care that you don't care." I shot back, "Oh and I also don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care that I don't care that you don't care."

Silence...

"What?" He was lost.

"I win!" I exclaimed happily, "Now as my reward I'm going back to bed."

"No." Pein shook his head, "Group 1, aka Artists, have a mission."

"You've got to be kidding me!" I groaned.

"I'm afraid I not 'kidding you'" Pein shook his head.

"Fine," I sighed in defeat, "What do we have to do?"

"Stalk Naruto Uzumaki."

"Well when you put it like that." I laughed, "You want me and Diedara to stalk Naruto Uzumaki?"

"Yes.

"Well since all we have to do is stalk him and not find out anything abut him," I started, "lets go!"

"You have to find out things about him too."

"Darn it!"

"Leave the-"

"I know! I know!" I exclaimed, "Leave the cloaks!"

(Time Skip - One Hour Later - Somewhere in the Middle of Nowhere)

"Umm, Deidara," I called, "wouldn't somebody notice you and be able to tell that you're in the Akatsuki?"

"No." He answered, "I've never been to the Hidden Leaf Village, so nobody would be able to recognize me, yeah."

"Alright, if you're sure." I nodded.

"I am, yeah."

(Time Skip - Twenty Minutes Later - Konoha's Gate)

"We're here!" I announced.

"Finally!" Deidara sighed, "I thought we'd never get here, yeah?"

"We should get dome ramen at Ichiruka's." I said, "Naruto Uzumaki will probably be there."

"Yeah."

(Time Skip - About Two Minutes Later - Ichiruka Ramen)

Deidara and I were eating ramen... Of course we were. I mean what else does one eat at Ichiruka Ramen?... Aaanyywaays...

We were eating and the blonde haired idiot from Konoha came and asked that old man for raman... Obviously...

Then he looked at us ans said, "Hey we haven't met have we? I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it!"

"Mayleena."

"Sho."

I looked at Deidara like he was crazy, but then I noticed some anbu opps near-by and understood. He had to come with a fake name. I think I understood why he choose that name as well. The name Sho means to fly, and Deidara loved to fly, so it made perfect sense(1). There I go changing the topic again... Oh well.

Naruto nodded, So where are you two from?"

"Iwagakure." Deidara answered.

I was shocked that he mentioned his old village, but when you're trying to gain a persons trust I suspect anything goes.

"So are you two here for some special occasion or something." Naruto asked.

"What type of 'special occasion'?" Deidara and I asked in unison.

"Like a date or something?" Naruto smirked.

"W-well I-I-" I didn't know what to say.

"Absolutely." Deidara smiled... Well that's another lie, but I don't really care. I mean Deidara is a missing S-rank nin, so what's a little lie gonna do? Besides we are dating so I guess if he had to lie that was a reasonable excuse.

"Well, welcome to Konaha!" Naruto exclaimed, "Why don't you let me give you the grand tour?"

"Sure, why not?" I nodded, "Is that okay with you, Sho?"

"Sure." Deidara smirked.

"Cool!" Naruto shouted, "Come on!"

(Time Skip - After the 'Grand' Tour)

We had seen almost everything. We saw where the hospital, weapon store, medicine store, and the hokage's tower was. He showed us where he lived, where all his freinds lived, where his sensei lived... I'm pretty sure there was two or some such nonsense. I think it was Kakashi and Jiraiya... He showed us where the village traitor, Sasuke, used to live. He showed us almost everything! I thought I was gonna die when the tour was over; my feet hurt so much!

"Was all that necessary?" I asked as we went up to Naruto's apartment.

"Of course it was!" Naruto nodded, "Believe it!"

"If he says 'believe it' one more time I'm gonna rip his tounge out, yeah." Deidara wispered to me.

"Says the man who says 'yeah' after almost every sentence." I wispered back.

"Well here we are!" Naruto exclaimed, "Believe it!"

I looked at deidara who just sighed and shook his head, and I could do nothing but giggle.

"So, Naruto tell us about yourself." I said, "To pass the time since we have nothing better to do." I motioned towards Deidara and I when I said the last part.

"Well, I'm only a genin, but someday I'm gonna be hokage!" Naruto started, "I don't know who my parents are, so don't ask. I'm a member of squad seven, which origanily had Kakashi-sensei as the leader and Sakura Haruno, me, and Sasuke Uchiha, but then after Sasuke left the village he was replaced with some guy name Sai, and then a little while after that Yamato-taichou was a temporary replacement for Kakashi-sensei. My birthday is October tenth, my blood type is B, and I'm sixteen. I am 166 cm and 50.9 kg. Unfortunately I'm the Jinchūriki for the Nine-Tailed Fox, Kyuubi. I have lived in Konoha for ever. Everyone says I maintain a cheerful and boisterous personality, but I have no idea what boisterous means. I've also got a 'never give up' sort of attitude, which gets me in trouble alot. I mainly use only shadow clones and the rasengan, but if need be I can use senjutsu. Oh, and my favorite food is ramen. Beleive it!"

"Wow." Deidara looked totally amazed, and I betcha everything and anything he was.

"Well, you said you didn't know who your parents are, "I started, "but what would you do if you could find out?"

"I," He paused, thinking, "I don't really know. I mean I've never really thought about it, but I guess if I really really wanted to find out I could ask Tsunada-baachan or someone."

"What if I told you I knew who they were?" I smirked.

"Do you?" He ask, "If you do then tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!"

"Minato Namikaze, the fourth hokage, is your father, and you mother is Kushina Uzumaki." I said.

"What a minute!" Naruto yelled, "The fourth hokage is my father!" he paused, "I didn't see that one coming. Beleive it!" He paused again, "I'm so happy I could kiss you, but then your boyfriend might blow my head off. Believe it!" He paused again, "By the way, I know Sho is really Deidara from the Akatsuki, and some Anbu opps are on their way here, so unless you want to die I suggest you leave quickly. Beleive it."

"What a minute!" I yelled... Talk about Déjàvou, "You knew we were from the Akatsuki along and you never said anything? Why?"

"Don't know." He shrugged, "But I can tell you're not like the rest of them, and you're changing him, so I figured 'hey these two can't be so bad. why not give them a chance?'. Beleive it!"

"But I'm the one who took down the Kazekage single handedly." Deidara said, "How could you trust someone like me so easily after I did something like that?"

"No clue what so ever." Naruto replied, "Now I suggest you leave as quickly as you came 'cause those Anbu opps should be here by now, so shoo!"

We did exactly what Naruto suggested and hightailed it outta there. When we were a good distance from Konoha, Deidara made a giant clay bird for us to ride back on.

(1) I have no clue if Deidara loves to fly or not, but in this story he does!

Mayleena: I highly doubt Naruto would do that...

GreenPurple18: Yeah, well, you shouldn't even be in that world!

Mayleena: Touche'

GreenPurple18: Review or I'll make Naruto annoy the crap out of you by saying 'believe it!' and 'I'm gonna be the hokage someday!'

BELIEVE IT!