Author's Note: Remember the adult content I mentioned in the summary… yeah here is some of it. Just remember you were warned and sorry if it isn't hot or sexy that is something I struggle with. Otherwise enjoy!


Chapter 8: Losing My Virginity and Night Number One

The next day Harley walked out and snuck up behind Jason who was watching TV. She wrapped her arms around his waist, Hi puddin'." She whispered in Jason's ear

"Hey Harlz." Jason groaned, "They don't recognize me. I called them all by name and they didn't recognize me." He said smiling

"Well puddin' they think you're dead." Harley said sitting sideways on Jason's lap with her arms around his neck. "You wanna annoy them more?" Harley said.

"I'm listening." Jason said.

"Paint a bat on your chest armor then you'll be killing with the symbol." Harley said and smiled.

"It'd also expose my identity and they can't know not yet." Jason said.

"Then paint a skull." Harley said Jason looked at her, "It is the symbol of death." She said, Jason smiled.

"Babe you're a genius." Jason said before they kissed.

"I was studying to be a psychologist." Harley said when they took a breath when they were back to kissing Harley wrapped her legs around Jason's waist Jason picked her up as she shook her jacket off. Jason moved her arms and removed his shirt Harley was already undoing her bra Jason kicked the door to the bedroom down.

"Time to make one of your dreams come true Harlz." Jason said walking in.

"Yay!" Harley screamed and smiled widely as Jason laid her on the bed. Jason and Harley each dropped their pants and Harley removed her Gotham Knights shirt, "Do what you wish." She said and fell onto the bed. Jason dropped his underpants and removed Harley's panties. He grabbed Harley's arm and pulled her to the ground.

"Hold your mouth open Harlz like you at the dentist say ah." Jason said

"Ah-gahahahahahahahahahahah…" she said as Jason's cock was shoved in her mouth and almost down her throat as she gaged saliva poured out of her mouth after it was removed she was lifted and laid with her stomach on the bed and she felt pain in her ass and fingers in her vagina, "Oh FUCK Jay!" Harley screamed as the slap of skink was making her hurt more and more but felt so good then Jason grabbed her hair and pulled her hair back and kissed her their tongues fought for control Harley eventually losing to Jason's as her eyes rolled back into her head and she tried to keep consciousness Jason then picked her up and threw her onto the bed he jumped onto the bed and got under the covers grabbed Harley and stuck his cock in her soaking wet vagina he started bouncing her up and down her c cups jiggling and the slap of skin turning Jason on even more and that's all it took Harley's eyes rolled into her head and she passed out.

Jason's POV

I woke up a few hours later I looked at my bedside clock radio 5:30pm Harley is still sleeping her hand on my chest, "I need a smoke and Harley still needs her mallet." I thought I reached over and grabbed a cigarette and my lighter from behind the clock radio I put the cigarette in my mouth then got out of bed and realized I was completely naked…and my window was open, "Oops." I put on some boxers and closed the window then I finished getting dressed and walked outside after I lit the cigarette I took out my phone.

"Siri… where can I buy big mallets?" I asked.

"There is a hardware store five miles east from you're location." Siri said.

"Find me the quickest walking path." I said.

"Why don't you take a car you stupid prick?" Sir asked.

"Fuck you Siri. " I said and headed east about four miles away a thug blocked my path, "Can I get through?" I asked.

"If you pay Mr. Cobblepot's toll." The thug said and extended his hand.

"I was asking as a courtesy now I'm going to tell you move…out…of…my…way." I said starting to get angry.

"If you pay Cobblepot's toll this is Penguin's territory." The thug said still holding his hand out.

I pulled his gun out and put it under the guys chin, "I'm going to tell you one…more…time… move out. Of my. Fucking way. Or I'll blow your brains all over this block." I threatened taking the safety off.

"Pay Peng-" the thug started then I pulled the trigger some of the thug's buddies came up with baseball bats.

"Really?" I said took my other Glock out and started shooting all of them it took the entire clips but I killed all of them a thug charged me I took out my switch blade and drove it through the guy's throat. "Amateurs." I said taking the switch blade out and walking over the bodies heading to the hardware store I saw Bruce with Dick and little leaguer head inside I put a baseball cap on and flipped my hoodie up I walked inside listening to music my phone vibrated a text from Harley, "I woke up and you were gone where are you puddin'?" she asked. I started sharing my location and texted, "Buying your mallet." I said and bumped into Tim, "Watch it kid." I snapped.

"Sorry chill out dude." Timmy said and continued waking. I finally reach that section and Dick is with Barb hitting himself on the head with a mallet looking like an idiot (more than usual at least) and making Barbara laugh I just walked passed to an employee.

"Hey listen I'm looking for big mallets. Ones you have to use two hand for but are heavy enough for a woman to lift, and I want it wooden." Jason said.

"I got just the one." The man said and told me follow, "Do you mind if I ask why you need this?"

"My girlfriend wants one for some crazy reason." I said as he handed me the mallet, "Thanks." I said and went to spray paint I picked up the red and black that matched her suit best and checked out in the self-service isle then rushed home when I got inside Harley was making an early dinner.

"Hey puddin'." She said with a smile, "Wow that's a big mallet." She said, "A guy from Joker's gang stopped by and told me my shift starts thirty minutes after the Bat-Signal shines in the sky and ends at 5:45am." She said.

"Okay I need to print something out." I said and walked to my computer and printed out a stencil for the four of diamonds, I cut holes in the diamonds and brought it out.

"Dinner in five Baby." She said as I laid papers across the mallet and shook up the spray paint it said fast drying let's see I sprayed the black on it then sat at the table for Taco Tuesday. About fifteen minutes later it was dry I sprayed its second coat then had Harlz hold it up as I sprayed the red on the other side then fifteen minutes later repeated the process and then Harley got dressed she was in face paint and all and I was suiting up she grabbed her mallet and exited onto the fire escape she headed down while I headed up.

Harley's POV

"Shit I don't want to do this I still need to ask Jason if I'll ever be Mrs. Todd one day but when I woke up he was gone and now I have a mallet-" I thought but was cut off.

"Hey Harley want a piece of gun?" Tiny asked.

"Sure." I said and put a piece in my mouth.

"Something on your mind?" Tiny asked.

"How'd ya know?" I asked.

"Want to talk about it?" Tiny answered with a question.

"You sure you want to hear about it?" I asked.

"What better do we have to do?" Damnit he was right we have the most boring job standing outside the funhouse doing nothing I was just about to start when I heard commotion.

"Warn the Joker its THE BAT!" a thug shouted and got hit with a Batarang. Tiny grabbed a minigun.

"Warn Joker I'm going to help them." Tiny said and ran to join the others I enter the funhouse I ran franticly trying to find the Joker

"Mister Joker! Mister Joker! We have a problem Mister Joker!" I shouted running through the funhouse until I found him, "Mister Joker!" I shouted startling the self-proclaimed "Clown Prince of Crime".

"Harley what is it why aren't you outside?" he asked angry.

"B-Bratman's here." I said

"Bat-lame and slobin are here?" he asked.

"I'm not sure about the Brat family but I know-" then a Batarang got stuck in my mallet I turned around and Robin was standing there.

"Who are you?" he asked holding his Bo Staff behind his back he had a hood up and a black and yellow cape and he wore Red and green but he had a new suit not the one Jason wore.

"Harley Quinn." I said holding the mallet.

"Are you his…girlfriend?" Robin asked.

"Do I look his age to you?" I asked offended.

"Kind of hard to tell with the makeup." He said as I charged him and swung the mallet wildly but I hit him and knocked him into mirrors Nightwing showed up and got Robin.

"Red Hood spotted downtown go handle that I can handle her." He said

"Okay." Robin said and left.

"Alright Bird Boy Blue let's dance!" I shouted and threw the mallet down time to see if those lessons from Jason are paying off Nightwing put his sticks away and got into the same stance we charged. I threw punches and of course he dodged everyone and attempted to sweep my legs I jumped and landed on him, 'Hiya my name is Harley Quinn and no I'm not dating the Joker." I said sitting on top of Wingnut.

"So you're single?" He said gave me his million dollar smile and flipped me off of him, "Too bad I'm not." He said and charged me I crouched he flipped over me he grabbed me around the waist and attempted to throw me over his head I grabbed his neck with my legs and rolled onto his shoulders I grabbed his sticks and started playing his head like a drum it sounded hollow like Jason said it would. I stood on his shoulders I jumped on the dazed superhero and knocked him out I heard barking and a fully grown Rottweiler with a Bat cape and cowl ran in barking and started chasing me, "Ah!" I screamed, "Bad dog! Bad Batdog!"

"His name is… what? Okay babe going to help him now." He said and exited the room.

"Bad dog!" I screamed and ran out of the funhouse.


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