{A/N: I haven't involved the dragons as much as I'd like to, so, what's a better way then to let the dragons watch their riders get down and dirty!~ Enjoy this short chapter. }
(Toothless will be in Italics and Stormfly will be in Underline to make it easier. Only because they're thinking all of this and not actually talking! We all know dragons can't talk! If they could...Oh gods. )
Toothless shuffled around the soft grass listening to the piercing moans from his rider and his woman. What are they doing that is making Astrid cry out his name? He laid down by the side of the house to get a better hearing of the couple.
"Did they always have to be so noisy? He heard Hiccup say something like, what was it? Oh yeah, 'to use her mouth'. What does that mean? "
Just then, Astrid yelped causing Hiccup to groan. Toothless got tired of hearing them and rather wanted to see what was going on. He stood on his hind legs, taking his clawed hands to clasp the door knob. After turning it to the right, he pushed it open and walked into the living room.
"How am I suppose to find them? This place is confusing!", Toothless thought. Before he could blink, Astrid ran out wearing nothing but Hiccup's fur vest. She was giggling racing to the bedroom with a naked man chasing behind her, capturing her in his arms kissing her neck.
"Wait...Why is Hiccup naked? Why's he touching Astrid like that..."
Astrid turned her body to face Hiccup pressing herself into him while trailing her fingers down his toned body. Her fingers curled to cup around his sex. Constantly staring at each others seducing eyes, they both shifted backwards to the open archway leading to the bedroom. Hiccup wrapped his arms around her thighs pushing her up to carry her over his shoulder to the bed. Astrid was squirming around laughing.
"Is Hiccup trying to hurt her? I need to get Stormfly!", Toothless galloped out the door toppling on his friend. Stormfly squawked with the claw that was jabbing in her thigh.
"Get off me Toothless!", Stormfly bucked him off.
"Sorry, sorry! Anyways, Stormfly! Hiccup's trying to hurt Astrid! I saw him throw her on his bed".
"Are you sure he's trying to hurt her!? Did she scream?"
-Astrid's yell echoed through their sensitive ears.-
"Is that proof enough?", Toothless snorted.
The two dragons slipped in the house causing a loud ruckus. They frantically dove across the floor to the archway staring at the humans who were in some sort of hug.
"Hic..Hiccup what was that?", Astrid panted against his hot kisses pressing against her neck.
"Nothing, probably your imagination. Now. Do you want top or bottom?", Hiccup bit her sensitive collarbone. Astrid hissed, grinding her teeth, "Top".
Stormfly glanced at Toothless nodding her head. Toothless replicated her motion and both lowly ducked down to the back wall hidden by plants. What were they doing now?
"Why is Hiccup laying down like that? Wait, why is Astrid hovering on top of him but facing the opposite direction?"
"Are they... mating? What kind of mating is that! They're using their mouths".
"She's like sitting on his face? Maybe they mate with their mouths? Hold on a minute...Oh my gods Stormfly! We see them eat food, right?"
"Well duh, of course they eat food!"
"I know that! But what I mean is that they eat with their mouths to consume food! So does that mean Astrid is eating their children!"
Stormfly gasped finally realizing the act Astrid's mouth was doing to Hiccup's sex. "We have to do something! Stop her from eating those babies!"
Toothless and Stormfly pounced landing their front legs on the edges of the bed. Hiccup and Astrid bounced from the bed sinking in and back up flying them in air. Hiccup landed with Astrid's pelvic smashing against the bridge of his nose and Astrid landed with her chin into his groin. Hiccup cringed his body in excruciating pain groaning which made Astrid in a hurry to get off him.
"For the love of Odin! What the Hel has gotten into you two!", he was gripping his throbbing package. Astrid was snickering as quietly as possible watching her husband clasp himself.
"Babe, they're just trying to protect us!", She couldn't hold in her chuckle anymore.
"Oh and this is funny to you Astrid!". Her laugh was growing more wildly. He whispered,"Our dragons saw us eating one another". Her flushed face turned bright red and hushed herself. Her gaze focused on the fact the dragons were still staring at them being naked.
"Right...", they both got under the pelts. "Toothless", Hiccup started. "Stormfly", Astrid replied patting the end of the bed. The dragons hopped on the bed on top of each other trying fit on it.
"Now what you just saw... was two people, erm, mating? Yeah mating", Hiccup was trying to think of terms that they would understand. He turned to Astrid seeking help.
"What Hiccup is trying to say is that, were married and it's okay to enjoy the love we both share. When our love intensifies we only want to show it, so that lead us into doing actions that can please us. Do you get it?"
Toothless cocked his head to the side not really knowing how to comprehend the information. Stormfly nodded spreading her wings before turning to her friend.
"Lets go outside now Toothless".
"Okay". They leaped off the bed scurrying off into the front yard.
"So they are mating by having Astrid eat the children?"
"I mean I understand Astrid using her mouth on him, but what I still don't get is why Hiccup was using his mouth on her?"
"Yeah...I guess we'll find out why later on".
Astrid pushed herself into the side of her husband holding on tightly. Hiccup wrapped his arm around her shoulder while the other went behind his head.
"I don't think I can handle explaining anything to our dragons", Hiccup rubbed his wife's back.
"Imagine explaining that if we had kids", Astrid laughed.
Well there you go! Review please! :)
