The crime

Author's note: Sorry for not updating for a while. I've been busy with another fan fiction but I'm going to give that one a rest and try and finish this one. We're over half way done. Hope you like!

Daisukebebop

The glorious weekend had finally arrived. But it was last night that was even more glorious. It was Dark and Rika's way of celebrating and after 14 years of practising celibacy then it had to be done. They both had needs and as long as Rika (M) didn't here then all would be well.

That morning they had woken up satisfied and refreshed. Dark and Rika trudged down stairs to the breakfast table late where Rika had already poured out her breakfast.

'How was your night in the house?' Rika asked her mom and dad. She truly had no clue. The couple just looked at each other and grinned in an "I know something you don't" Kind of way.

'Satisfying.' The both said and Rika just accepted the answer and carried on.

'What are your plans for the day?' Rika (M) asked.

'Well I've got to get a job first of all.' Dark answered.

'What? On the weekend? Come on dad! Why would you stoop so low?'

'Because, dear daughter, we need to keeps the money rolling in.'

'But we've already got lots of money left over from the operations we had and from buying the house!'

'I know but it will eventually run out. Plus a lot of that's your college fund.'

'Really? Where are you sending me then?'

'Wherever you want. There's enough there.'

'Wow.'

'Yep. So since I pay the bills I've got to make the money to do that. Right?'

'-Sigh- Fine.'

'Have I proven my point?'

'Sigh- Yes.'

'Thank you. Now pass me the paper and I'll look now.'

-10 mins later-

'No Dark. You are not going to be a porn-star.' Rika Harada scowled as she read over Dark's shoulder at the circled job advert.

'What. There's good pay.'

'Ok. How much.'

'155 dollars a night.'

'No way!'

'-Sigh- fine. I'll keep looking.'

-Few mins later-

'Hey! Here's something!'

'What is it?' Rika (H) asked.

'An ad for helpers at an auto-mail shop. No training needed. Training provided.'

'How much?'

'1000 dollars a week'

'Wow! Go for it!'

'I'll call now.'

Dark ran to the phones as if his life depended on it. With the paper in his hand, he dialled the number and waited.

'Yes? Hello?' The voice asked.

'Hi. I'm here to talk about the ad.'

'Oh. You want a job?'

'Duh. That's why I called.'

'Ok. Let me ask.' The person on the other end popped down the phone at the side of the machine and ran off. The voice could still be heard on the other end.

'Hey! Someone called about the ad! What should I say?'

There was another voice.

'Just say, "Sure, come along on Monday and we'll see what you're like."'

'Fine sees you then.' Dark blared loudly so that the two voices on the other side could hear him. He hung up the phone.

'I got the job!' Dark cheered.

'Wow! That's brilliant!' Rika cheered.

Dark and Rika (H) hugged. Dark lifted her up off her feet. Lifting her easily on to his hips they kissed passionately.

Rika (M) walked in.

'EEEEEEWWWWWWW!! Please not in here! What happened?'

Dark and Rika parted from their kissing.

'I got a job!'

'Where?'

'At an auto-mail shop! I'm going there on Monday!'

'Great!'

Rika got off Dark and they bent down together in a family hug.

Author's note: How was that? I told you wouldn't hear the last of Edward and Winry. If you didn't already know. Rika (M) is Rika Mousy the 14 year old and Rika (H) is Rika Harada the lover of Dark at 16 year old (weird). Rika (H) is the mother of Rika (M).

Hope you enjoyed it. Now on with Chapter 10!

Daisukebebop