A few things: I just HAD to use a line out of American Pie... Sorry about that :P
Then about Chuck: He is a coconut palm, those you can normally find on beaches and all those pretty pictures are from. Chuck is, of course, still a kid and therefore small :P
Then: If someone can tell me, which game the name is from, he or she will get a kiss from either Rose or the Doctor... And I'm serious about that! ;)
Hint: In the game, it's also a plant who is named Chuck.
Alright then, on with Number 12...
Totally, completely and utterly (same thing?) frustrated, Rose asked herself if the Doctor, her Doctor, really didn't have any regenerations in this life... Maybe she should test it?
"... and then, Rose fell into the mud and looked like a Gorgolo! Can you believe it? Jake even made pictures... Wait, I'm gonna show them to you when we are home. She looked sooo funny and-"
Just a one, two hundred blows on the head... he could surely survive that, right? He has this big Time Lord brain after all... Surely, it is resistant to beatings...
"Oh! And the one time when she got covered in alien poo! I tried to tell her, that it's coming out of their fronts... but did she listen to me? Noooo, of course not! Ah, Chuck... you are the only one who truly understands me!"
He always insisted to have superior physiology after all...
"-you wouldn't believe the face she made, when that alien ambassador asked her, if she was my pet! I could have died for laughter! Even bought her a little collar with diamonds afterwards... turned out she preferred an engagement ring... I still kept it, though. Could be that she will be interested in trying something new in our relationship someday... Jake thought so, too, when I told him about it. The Rose from this universe is a dog, after all..."
Screw it! Resistant or not... he is gonna pay!
Rose sneaked up to the Doctor with a baseball bat in her hands. She hold it over her head and was ready to strike when he suddenly turned around and beamed happily at her.
"Rose, there you are! I just told Chuck some more things about our Torchwood adventures! He is a great listener... Um, what are you doing with the bat?" He looked at her with his big, doe-like chocolate eyes, a brilliant smile on his face and hair so lovely dishevelled that Rose urged to run her hands through it.
"Awwww!" She threw the bat away, ignored the sound of shattering glass, jumped over the couch, grabbed his shoulders and crashed his lips with hers in a thorough snog.
The Doctor immediately threw his arms around her and pressed her body to his. Running his hand through her hair, he returned the kiss with all his might and enjoyed the feeling of her tongue exploring his mouth.
Hands roamed over each other's bodies, tongues slid over hot skin and teeth bit on sensitive spots.
The human Time Lord groaned when Rose found that special spot behind his ear and for Rose it was like a wakeup call. She jumped off him, stepped back and took him in. He lay half on the couch, lips swollen from her kisses, a red spot on his neck that was surely beginning to form into a love bite and eyes glassed over by his desire... not to mention another body part, which stood to attention.
"Rose? What's wrong?" the Doctor asked confused and groggily.
She panted. "Three days!" And with that, she fled out of the room.
The Doctor stared at the spot, where she vanished seconds before. Perplexed, he looked over at Chuck. "See? That's why you should be glad to be an hermaphrodite! You can't run away from yourself..."
Rose, meanwhile, took a very cold shower... She couldn't believe how close she was to shagging him rotten... How could it be that she had such little control over herself? Okay, she had been torn apart from him, closed off in another universe, spent three and a half years of finding a way back, searched through hundreds of parallel universes for him, thought he would die shortly after their reunion, was left from her original Doctor, who gave her this human copy of himself, which apparently had the maturity of an hormonal teenager but turned otherwise out to be exactly like him... even was him after all... Was all this reason enough to turn into an sex addict?
Maybe it is... Rose thought, while she pleased herself in the shower.
The Doctor made his way upstairs. After having a long talk with Chuck about Rose's family, his 'little' friend decided to calm down again without 'assistance' (the numerous mentioning of Jackie could have helped a little with that...) and he realized that Rose had been gone far too long for his taste.
Nearing the bathroom, he heard the water running. "Rose? Everything alright in there?" He only heard a grunt but took it as a 'yes'. "I wondered if you were hungry? I could make chips..."
"YES, oh GOOOOOD! YES!"
That startled the Doctor. She always loved chips, but had never been this enthusiastic before...
"Ehm... alright then... dinner should be ready in about twenty minutes. Are you gonna come down then?"
"YES! I'm coming... I'M COMING!"
He scratched his head. "Good... take your time..." Confused, he went into the kitchen
In the meantime, Rose slumped to the ground. She never came this hard with just her fingers before... The abstinence sure helped to increase the sexual tension between them...
The Doctor whistled, while explaining to Chuck how he made chips. Chuck listened attentively, like the good little palm tree he was... the Doctor couldn't be prouder of him!
He put the chips into the chip pan (the Doctor, not Chuck of course... little bit too dangerous for him, since he is rather inflammable) and turned his little banana kitchen clock on ten minutes. Then he put Chuck into the living room and went to set the table after sprinkling his plant friend's leaves lovingly.
After everything was ready, he heard the banana clock and went to get the chips. He stopped dead in his track when he spotted Rose in the doorway...
A very wet, naked and adorable blushing Rose...
"Doctoooor..."
A very wet, naked and adorable blushing Rose who actually purred his name...
He swallowed. "Three days, right?" She nodded and he noticed her devilish pink tongue poking out between her teeth. The Doctor groaned. "You are not playing fair, you know?"
"'All is fair in love and war'... And this is kind of both." She winked at him and sat down.
"Uh, don't you go and quote Frank Smedley... although generally speaking, it's from Miguel de Cervantes, since he paraphrased the sentence out of his 'Don Quijote'... " He paused. "They did exist in this universe, right?"
Rose grinned. "Yep... although, Cervantes preferred to be called 'Juan' here, since it went better with the ladies..."
The Doctor stared at her. "You are kidding..." She shook her head. "Well, he had always been an interesting fella... little bit crazy maybe, but interesting. Met him two years after he lost his left hand." He grimaced. "Must have hurt that... imagine... losing your hand..." He noticed the incredulous look, Rose gave him. "What? What is it?"
"Um... Christmas, sword fight, the handy hand your body was actually born out of?"
"Ooooh, yes! I lost my hand." He wriggled his fingers. "Brilliant!"
Rose giggled and stood up to help him with the chips. "Time for some naked dinner, Doc," she said cheekily and evaded the table napkin, he throw at her.
After they finished dinner, they continued to chat a little while digesting their extensive meal.
Rose listened to the Doctor's adventures with Cervantes and enjoyed every minute of it. She always loved his stories about historical figures.
"He was quite adventurous, actually, and had problems with the law a few times. I guess, he was a lot like me... always striving for new experiences. That's what I always loved about humans: although you are restricted by so many things, you always try to make the best out of your short lives... Well, I say 'you', but I guess it should be 'we' now." He scratched his head. "Quite confusing sometimes."
Rose stood up to sat down on his lap. He grinned at her and bent his head for a kiss.
After a three minute snog, they finally broke apart and Rose began to draw circles on his chest. "Do you think, we are making the best out of our lives?"
"Oh, yes!" he answered and placed his lips on hers for another kiss. It was in moments like this that they felt the Earth turning again...
