Black Friday (also known as Loki Gets Kicked out of Several Stores)
AN: In the United States, the day after Thanksgiving is called Black Friday. It's a day when most stores have huge sales on their items so people can get their Christmas shopping done, so lots of people go shopping. Unfortunately, some people can be really rude, especially if there's only one item left but more than one person wants it. Anyways, this story is about Thor and Loki shopping on Black Friday.
"Omg, I can't wait to go Black Friday shopping!" Darcy exclaims, as the four of them enter the mall.
Loki sighs. "This place looks unimpressive, much like the metal box with wheels we took to get here." (Loki is referring to a car.)
"But it is though!" Darcy exclaims. "We can buy IPhones, laptops, tons of cloths…"
Loki pretends to yawn, then gasps as they enter a store full of electronics. Next to him, Thor gasps as well, because on the back wall of the store, hung proudly for all to see, are flat screen televisions! As if in a trance, Thor and Loki walk towards the tv's. There aren't any tv's on Asgard, so Thor and Loki look at the objects with interest.
"What beith these?" Thor asks.
"Those are televisions, or tv's for short. You can watch tv shows or movies on them. Although I don't suppose you know what those are either…" Jane trails off.
"It does not matter, I like it!" Thor exclaims.
"For once, I agree with you," Loki agrees.
Just then, a store employee walks over. "Hello, may I help you with anything?"
"Yes, I would like that tv," Thor says, pointing to the one tv left of the largest size.
"I would like that tv as well," Loki adds, not wanting any tv smaller than his brother's.
"Another!" Thor agrees, helping Loki out.
The employee frowns. "I'm sorry, but that's the last tv we have in that size."
"WHAAAAT?!" Thor and Loki yell at the same time. "But I want it!" Thor and Loki, realizing they just said the same thing, turn and glare at each other.
"It's mine, I saw it first!" Thor declares.
"But you always get what you want. That's not fair!" Loki protests.
"Well, the next time you see something before me, you can have it," Thor says. "This time, it's mine!
"I'm tired of living in your shadow! I deserve this tv!" Loki yells.
"Shut up!" Thor yells.
"You shut up!" Loki snarls.
As Thor and Loki start punching each other, security guards come and force them out of the store.
….
"Well that sucked," Darcy complains. She and Jane had gotten kicked out of the store as well. Thor looks at his bruise, then glares at Loki. Loki, with bruises of his own, glares back.
"Ooookay, I think we need to shop for something where everyone can be happy." Jane decides. "Something where you won't want the same thing. Something like… CLOTHS!"
Thor and Loki share a look. "I do not think—" Loki begins.
"Ha ha, yes! Cloths shopping will be perfect!" Darcy giggles.
Thor frowns. "Lady Jane, this idea is not—"
"Nope, you're not getting out of this," Jane teases. "We're going to give you guys a makeover!"
Thor and Loki groan.
….
Thor comes out of the dressing room wearing a long sleeve dark blue muscle shirt, dark blue jeans, and athletic shoes. Jane smiles and Darcy nods approvingly. "Alright, and turn around," Jane instructs him. Thor spins in a circle, showing off the outfit from all angles. Jane smiles. "That looks good on you. You should totally buy that."
"Ok," Thor says, not caring whether his outfit looks good or not. How can these lady-folk stand all of this shopping? It beith more boring than polishing my hammer!
Thor goes back to his dressing room just as Loki comes out of another dressing room. Jane and Darcy gasp. Loki is wearing a black leather jacket, black skinny jeans, and black shoes.
"What are you wearing?!" Jane exclaims. Loki shrugs. "Because that's definitely not helping your image of turning over a new leaf," Jane continues. "You look like you belong to a motorcycle gang!"
"I think it looks cool," Darcy says. Jane looks at her in surprise. Darcy is smiling at Loki in a strange way. Jane frowns at her.
"I shall get the outfit then," Loki says, calmly looking Darcy in the eye. Darcy blushes and looks away.
….
The cashier rings up Loki's new outfit. "Ok, that'll be one-hundred dollars, please."
"WHAAAT?!" Loki yells. "One-hundred?! But the sign said it was on sale for thirty dollars!"
"Yes, until noon. It's one-thirty."
"BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Loki yells. Security guards then promptly remove him from the store.
AN: So... yeah. Darcy and Loki. I mentioned there would be mild flirting, but not with Darcy and Loki. I'm not planning on writing much more about that.
Actually, I'm kind of out of ideas right now. I can't decide whether they should have more adventures with Jane and Darcy or maybe if their friends from Asgard, like Sif and the three guys I can't remember the names of should join them on Earth. Idk. If anyone has an idea, you can message me. I'm not done with this story, it just might be awhile until my next idea.
Also, do you think I'm making Thor sound like really immature? I think it's kind of funny, but at the same time it's kind of a stretch from how he acts in the movies.
AN: Oops :( Hey, so I just realized that I forgot something in this really long author's note. I got the idea for what human clothing Thor and Loki might wear from another fan fiction. I don't remember what it's called, but I just wanted to let you know. The idea of Thor and Loki singing also came from another story, although the events, like Thor singing in the shower, were totally different.
Also, I just came up with an idea for another chapter! It involves Thor and Jane going on a date. I can't keep coming up with ideas forever though, so yours' are always welcome :)
