"Gah! Why won't any of the guys in my life pick up their cell phones?!" Rukia yelled.

Rukia called Renji's cell for the thousandth time in a row.

And she got his voice mail. Again.

"Hello, this is Renji! Don't bother me right now! I'm busy training so I can one day beat my pain in the butt captain in a fight!"

A beep played after the message.

"Wow, Renji. You're so pathetic. Oh, well. At least you weren't talking about Ichigo or something…" Rukia muttered.

*later that day*

"Rukia, I'm not going to buy you that limited edition Chappy doll for Christmas." Renji declared.

"WHAT?! WHY?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"

"You called me pathetic."

"When?!"

"On my cell phone."

"You mean… you actually listen to your messages?"

"Of course! Why were you calling me so much anyway?"

"Because… I felt like it."

Renji was speechless.

"Hey… are you serious about not buying me a limited edition Chappy?"

"Hell yes."

"… Renji?"

"What?"

Rukia then kicked Renji on the shins and then ran away at the speed of light.