"Gah! Why won't any of the guys in my life pick up their cell phones?!" Rukia yelled.
Rukia called Renji's cell for the thousandth time in a row.
And she got his voice mail. Again.
"Hello, this is Renji! Don't bother me right now! I'm busy training so I can one day beat my pain in the butt captain in a fight!"
A beep played after the message.
"Wow, Renji. You're so pathetic. Oh, well. At least you weren't talking about Ichigo or something…" Rukia muttered.
*later that day*
"Rukia, I'm not going to buy you that limited edition Chappy doll for Christmas." Renji declared.
"WHAT?! WHY?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!"
"You called me pathetic."
"When?!"
"On my cell phone."
"You mean… you actually listen to your messages?"
"Of course! Why were you calling me so much anyway?"
"Because… I felt like it."
Renji was speechless.
"Hey… are you serious about not buying me a limited edition Chappy?"
"Hell yes."
"… Renji?"
"What?"
Rukia then kicked Renji on the shins and then ran away at the speed of light.
