I want to own Hetalia. I don't though.


Day 1, Ivan Braginski

Ah, Здравствуйте! Hehe, I love speaking in my own language…! Ahem, if you aren't aware yet, I am the personification of Russia, where every one should be come one with me~! Hah, I have never had a 'yes' to the question… oh well. Yet, it seems simple since I know of no other country personas. It would be much easier to become one with a country, da? I mean, I would get their land mass~! How wonderful would it be to expand my territory and power, all the mean while making them beg for their one live…~.

I have a… younger sister by the name of Natalya. I also have an older sister, Katyusha [Braginskaya], but she uses a different surname. Ah, but she is so proud of me and Natalya~! But… back to the younger one. She has some… issues. For example, her favourite line is 'Marry me, big brother~!', and she doesn't spot at making that line reality one day. It doesn't help that she is in both of my optional classes. Hmph…. Well, what can I say? You have seen her, Mrs. Matich, and she is creepy. Oh, yeah, and both of them are also personifications, Natalya being of Belarus, and Katyusha being of Ukraine. And that, Mrs. Matich, is whats up with her back ache and… large tracks of land. And no, I will NOT be answering to any questions on the present crisis between Russia and Ukraine….

Ha, lets get moving, shall we? Well, if its school you want me to write about, what is there to write about? You and I live it everyday, every year, da? So, what point should I try to make? Ah, but Social is nice… there is so much death and power struggle it makes me pleasure smile~! Language Arts is not my strong point, but I do like writing new ideas for ballets! Other wise, there is nothing to say.

Oh, but the other classes, da! I enjoy my time in Drama and Outdoor Ed., but yet again, my… little sister… shares these classes with me. I pull through alive everyday, thought. Hehe, just today, in Drama, we had to switch genders, then act a small scene out that is given base by the teacher. Natalya wanted to be in my group, but Katyusha kindly pulled her away from me. So she ended up with our sister and Tino Väinämöinen, while I went with Eduard von Bock and Toris Laurinaitis. My, are they such darlings~! So willing to be my friend and to be loyal!

One of my favourite scenes was when we had to, get this~, pretend to be the representations of a city or country, depending on what the group chose, then act out a war or treaty. That was my time to shine, da? We picked countries, I of corse being Russia, while Toris was Lithuania and Eduard was Estonia. бог, how perfect! They used to be part of Russia at once point, so it got good real quick. We chose treaty, because thats what they preferred to do. So I started by asking them, for maybe the umpteenth time this past year, for a 'last chance' to join back with Mother Russia. They shyly shook their heads, suggesting to quickly depart and have a truce. I just shrugged, giving them a hand shake, then doing my famous "kol, kol, kol…' then giving them a pleasure smile while I signed an invisible treaty.

It was good while it lasted~! Then theres Outdoor Ed., which I personal find i'm exquisitely excellent at. I mean, being the personification of Russia has definitely contributed to my character. So basic and complex survival skills only come naturally~! Today we focused on pollution, and it was a paired project, so of corse, my younger sister came running to me. I pushed her away, going to cower in a corner. Ahah, I better never hear of that again, Mrs. Matich, da? She ended up grouping with Alfred F. Jones, so I was home free today~! Two classes, for once, with out her! I went and paired up with Vash Zwingli, and we got to work. Pollution is a waste of time, though, when I could be teaching the others a lesson or two~!

Thats all I wish to tell you, Mrs. Matich, because somethings are meant to be kept in our own minds…. до свидания~!

~Ivan Braginski