Young Justice Road Trip
AN: Yet another update written at some ungodly hour after I spent the night watching Spiderman. Go figure.
LET THE STORYING BEGIN
By now Kaldur had switched back to driving, with the rest of the team splayed out in the back.
"Really, shouldn't we have seatbelts?" M'gann said, looking nervous.
"Don't worry about it M'gann. Kaldur's great at driving, and besides, what's there to hit, a cow?" Robin said cheerfully.
"Ugh, I'm bored!" Wally moaned, sliding across the floor.
"Quote fest?"
"Fuck yes. Roy?"
"Always."
Robin chucked a metal ring that they had for god knows why on to Wally.
"Hey, I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?" The Boy Wonder said with a smirk.
"You!"
"I win me? Well that makes no sense."
"Robin..." Artemis said, glaring at him.
"Sorry."
"What should be sorry for?"
"Being annoying."
"Quote fests aren't annoying."
"Sure they aren't Roy."
"Glad you agree with me."
Everyone stared at him.
"Oh goddamit that was sarcasm, wasn't it."
"No shit Sherlock."
The team was silent for a bit.
"Hey, why the hell are we swearing so much?" Wally said randomly. "I mean, we never use this language at home or in the cave."
"I have no idea."
"Beats me."
"Should we stop?"
"Fuck no!"
Awkward silence here.
"HOLY SHIT BATMAN!" Robin screamed suddenly. The entire team gave him odd looks before letting out a unanimous groan.
"Robin, I'm not sure what's worse. That pun, or the cow shit." Artemis said.
"Quick Kaldur! Hit a cow!" Wally yelled.
"He's not going to hit a cow because you asked." Conner said, giving Wally a strange look.
"Plus, then the smell of crap would be mixed with rotting cow parts." Roy added.
"GOAT!" Kaldur yelped, swerving the car around said goat.
The team smacked in to the wall before landing in a heap of tangled limbs.
"See, this is why we should have worn seatbelts." M'gann hissed in anger.
The pile of limbs quickly ejected her, the episode from the day before still clear in their minds. The Martian girl brushed herself off before sitting down in shotgun.
Kaldur gave a concerned look behind him.
"Are you guys alright?"
"Fine dude. Just focus in driving."
"Who's hand is that?" Artemis snapped.
"Sorry." Wally mumbled before moving his hand.
AN: Next chapter we celebrate our tenth chapter! (Insert trumpets here)
It might take a bit, because I'm on vacation, and I might as well make the tenth chapter extra long or something.
