Compulsive Noties

I hate not being able to update when ever I please, but I can write without inspiration! And then I got grounded for bad grades D: Ugh. I'm sorry, you dont care you just want the story. BY THE WAY! I do NOT endorse, nor support underage drinking at all. But lets face it, what 'popular' kid doesnt. -this will all make sense in the near future-


"B-Brother? Brother! Where are you?" Naruto heard a man call from down stairs. Another clatter sound soon followed. The sounds of sobs traveled up the stairs as well,

"Hold on, Itachi!" Sasuke stood up, "Wait here a moment." He exited the room. Naruto stood up and peeked out the door. There was an older man with long black hair that was pulled into a pony tail down his back. His head was facing down and was clearly crying. "What is it, Itachi?"

"Brother! Deidara left me! Left me for Sasori!" Sasuke sighed and placed his elbow on his arm, and placed his pointer finger, thumb, and middle finger on his forehead.

"God, you smell like you've bathed in alcohol." He said quietly, but loud enough for Naruto to hear him.

"What?" He asked, in a whiny voice.

"I said, Deidara was never with you! He's always been with Sasori the whole time!"

"Oh...really?" Itachi asked, looking like he was beginning to sway a bit.

"Yes!"

"Well...well...Kisame left me!"

"What? Dammit, Itachi, give me your phone." Itachi handed over the phone, after having trouble unpocketing the small object. Sasuke dialed some numbers and put the phone to his ear. "Kisame, come over here and pick up your bitch. He's crying, drunk, and getting in my way...yes! Well you better be sorry! Why did you give him alcohol in the first place...? Then buy some more fucking orange juice! He always does this when he's drunk and you know it!" Sasuke hung up the phone, and returned it to it's owner.

"Is he taking me back?"

"N...yes. Yes he is taking you back. Now, go outside and wait for Kisame, because I have company."

"Company! Where?" Itachi shot up and began what looked like a race up the stairs. But slipped on the rug, falling unconscious. After a few minutes of Naruto trying to hold back laughter, and Sasuke trying to drag his drunken brother off the first two steps, the body was dropped. Sasuke sighed.

"Naruto, I know you've been watching, so you can go ahead and come down stairs. He's out, like a light." Naruto came from behind the door.

"How did you know?"

"I know I wouldn't be siting there if I heard all this racket." Sasuke looked Naruto in the eye, his head tilted a bit, in more of a lazy fashion.

"So...does he do this often?" Sasuke nodded, then lightly kicked the lump of mass on the ground.

"This is my brother, Itachi, as I'm sure you already know. He's been doing this on and off for the past few months. When he's not drunk, he's got about as many emotions as a goldfish, but when he's drunk, he's about as hormonal as a pregnant woman. His boyfriend doesn't know how to keep a leash on him, so he'll end up here...bothering me...again."

"So you have a pretty...interesting family, I can tell."

"Interesting doesn't even began to cover it."

After about a half hour of talking there was a knock on the door. Sasuke swung it open, to a large blue man.

"Uh..." The man said.

"Don't fucking start, Kisame. Take Brother, and go." The man stepped in and picked up the body.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke."

"No, your not. Now get his drunk ass out of here." The man scurried away as Sasuke bad mouthed him all the way back to his car, finger pointed and all. "If he comes here again, drunk off his ass, I'm gonna skin yours!" He slammed the door and turned around to Naruto. Naruto was wide eyed and jaw dropped.

"I have never heard you talk like that!"

"What can I say," Sasuke started, shrugging, "Itachi and Kisame bring out the worst in me. Now, where were we?" Sasuke sauntered back up the stairs. Naruto watched him closely, almost enticed by his sluggish movements. Following him up the stairs, Naruto found Sasuke sitting back in the place he once was in.

"So..." Naruto began.

"Yes?" Sasuke put his arms behind his body and stretched back.

"What should I do?"

"I say, kiss him," A confused expression painting Naruto's face. Sasuke stood up and walked over to Naruto. "And if you don't feel this," Sasuke leaned in a pressed his lips against Naruto's, parting his own, and waiting for granted access. Naruto's tongue grazed Sasuke's before pulling away.

"Then I should stay with you." Sasuke nodded.

"Now go home, I've got stuff to do." Naruto turned around and jetted out of the house. He felt as if he'd just been kicked out. Sometimes Sasuke could be so confusing, but it was best to follow orders, rather then question his reasoning. If Sasuke wanted you to know something, he'd tell you.

Naruto droved home slowly thinking over how he'd convince Kiba to kiss him. And what he would do if there was nothing there. He sighed and looked longingly at the car besides him, as he sat at the stop light. He was utterly annoyed with all this love stuff. Right now, he just wanted a drink, and someone to chat with. No Kiba, no Sasuke, no love life, just someone who will listen as he downs a cold one.

'If I ever caught you drinking I wouldn't be surprised. I would just be a bit disappointed.'

His mother's word ran through his head. Once they had gotten into an intense discussion about peer pressure, drugs, alcohol, sex, you know, the works. His mom was the kind of woman who could understand you, and relate to your problems, but also a strong woman who wouldn't let you get away with murder. Not that she'd ground you, just overwhelm you with guilt. Naruto picked up his phone and punched in some numbers.

"Sakura? I guess I need someone to talk to, will...can I come over?"

"Yeah, sure. When?"

"Now would be nice."

"Okay, ready when you are." He heard a click and set down the phone. He wasn't sure if she knew he was gay now...was he gay now? He'd addresses that later.

Sakura and him had been friends for years, elementary friends? Perhaps, they went back farther then that though. Naruto's memory was failing him now, seeing as he was waist deep in other problems. She'd always been there, to be a good friend. He enjoyed her company, but found her oh so annoying at the same time. If there was a way to like a person, and hate them all at once, she fell right in there.

He pulled up in her drive way and got out of his car. He knocked on her door and waited as the footsteps got closer.

"Hi, Naruto."

"Hi..." He stepped inside and plopped on to the couch. "I'm sorry but I'm in rather a bad mood."

"Let me guess, you would like an alcoholic beverage?"

"It would be appreciated." He sighed, guessing her parents were out. He walked into the kitchen and pulled some bottles, and glasses out of cubers and setting them on the island.

"So what's wrong today?" She asked, filling the glasses.

"Well..." He sighed, watching her come back in the put the drink in his hand. He put the glass to his lips and took a big gulp of the burning liquid. "Let's start with Sasuke."

"The new kid?" Naruto nodded.

"He's...amazing. He's so twisted, so different from everyone else. So...unlike anyone I've ever met. So...odd...and mean... but so caring...gentle..."

"I believe I get the point, hon." She giggled softly. He took another drink, as she followed suit.

"And I think...I could really feel something for him, that I couldn't feel for anyone else. I mean...I think I do feel something for him. But the news of Kiba set me back a few notches. You know? Like I've known Kiba practically all my life, but even though I know he probably loves me...or likes me...or has feelings for me...I don't know who would be better in my life. Or if I should even pursue this lifestyle. What am I suppose to do?" Sakura smiled.

"Well, Naruto, I think...I think you should listen to what's in your heart. And listen hard, because some of the most life altering decisions happen when you listen closely. If you get with Sasuke, and stay with Sasuke, you may learn things about yourself you didn't know. You may meet a whole new you. But if you get with Kiba, you could stay how you've always been. With the norm, or what you see could really be what you want. If you like things the way they are, don't change them, get with Kiba. But if you want to see the world through new eyes, get with Sasuke." She downed the rest of her drink, only shortly after he'd done so as well. She placed her hand on his knee. "But...don't do anything your heart doesn't want you to. Disregard others feelings...do what you want. And only you."

He gave her his glass, and stood up,

"Well, okay then." He said, beginning to head toward the door. She nodded walking into the kitchen to wash out the cups. "And Sakura?"

"Hmm?"

"I...thank you...for this." She smiled, and tilted her head.

"Isn't that what friends are for?" He nodded and walked out the door. She sighed and glumly looked at the sink.

"Better to be the friend, then nothing at all."


Ahhhhh shiiiitttt another person in love with NARUTO!? What a man whore. Do you understand what I mean by I dont encourage unerage drinking?