A/N: Can you spot all of the foreshadowing? I love irony :D
Moon
Dear Moony,
Well, there's a full moon coming soon and it made me think of you. I hope you're okay, and feeling better then you were last time we saw you (I had no idea we had booked the wedding so close to a full moon).
Anyway, the main thing I'm writing to you about is to tell you that Lily's pregnant! Yep, that's right, Prongs' going to be a dad! Merlin, now I think, it doesn't sound so amazing, does it? Imagine, changing dirty nappies, feeding it mush just so it can throw it back up again. Yuck. But apart from that I'm gonna make a great dad! I get to teach it Quiddich, and chess, and bits of magic, and whatever else I need to teach it about. Lily's just said what about reading and writing, but that's what school's for, right? Now, don't be mad, but we're thinking of Sirius for the godfather. Sorry, old chap, but out of the two of you, Sirius is the least likely to be having kids, and we thought we ought to give just just a little bit of responsibility.
Heard from Wormtail recently? I can't believe he didn't stay for the wedding reception. Anyway, I wonder what he's been up to recently. He never writes or talks to us anymore. Ah well, perhaps he's got a job? Nah, that would never happen. Still, it better be something important that he's busy with or I'm going to go round and kill him. OH! Maybe that's it. Maybe he's died. God, I hope not. I think the last thing I said to him was 'Get out of the way, asshole!'. Urm...
Another thing I wanted to say before I forget, is that we want you to come and visit us in Godric's Hollow; we're missing you, mate, and, quite frankly, the fact that Padfoot and the Mailman are the only visitors we're getting doesn't make me feel to happy. So, give us an idea of a date in your reply, yeah?
You're not allergic to cat's are you? It's just we have a cat. Sirius was NOT amused. But Lily's always wanted a cat so I got her one for her birthday. It's called Snuffles.
Lily says she can't wait to see you either, so you better come pretty quickly, unless you want a hormonal pregnant lady knocking down your door. Reply as soon as you possibly can, and we can't wait to see you. Don't let the moon get you down!
Yours,
Prongs, Lily and the little'un
Remus grinned as he re-read the letter. Better get replying, he thought as he sat down at his writing desk, picking up his quill and unscrewing the lid of his inkwell.
EDIT: Changed a mistake. It said 'Padfoot's going to be a dad' instead of 'Prongs' going to be a dad'.
