Shepard: I've never taken orders from you and I never will! GET THE HELL OFF MY BRIDGE!

EDI: Ahh! Good to have you back Jean-Luc. Ode to Picard.

Illusive Man: Make me!

Shepard: Simple, while you've been answering Kelly's inane questions, Legion and Tali have been reverse engineering your personal transporter.

ENERGISE!

Illusive Man: KHHHHAAAAAAAN…..

Shepard: Can too! By the way Tali, where did you transport him to?

Tali:I've transferred him to a holodeck on DS9, playing non stop Elcor performances of the complete works of Shakespeare.

Garrus: That poor bastard! No one deserves that!

Miranda: I've been thinking for the past few chapters, why the hell did this story start with so much Kaiden stuff if it was going to be about the Illusive Man?

Shepard: Ahh! So you thought this adventure was about Kaiden Alenko! Let me ask you this: did that Illusive Man transporter bit sound like the end of the story to you?

Miranda: Well,…. Not really.

Shepard: Ahaaa,…..Ahaaa…. Keep your genetically enhanced pants on. We ain't finished yet, not by a long shot!

Jack: Whatever, I'm so over this!

Jacob: Hey, at least you've appeared in the last six chapters.

Shepard: Sorry Jacob, but it's just like the game: after a couple of levels, your skills just don't cut it!

Jacob: Hey, how about a bit of loyalty!

Shepard: Hello….. AEIA mission ring a bell?

Legion: Taylor-Lieutenant should not complain. At least you cannot be given to Cerberus for experimentation.

Shepard: Listen here you poor imitation of a T800, you're lucky I didn't leave you to be annihilated by that pack of husks on that Reaper!

EDI: Aah! Nice one Shepard, you really terminated that conversation.

Kasumi: Zaeed, any chance we could be reverse downloaded out of this asylum?

Zaeed: Reverse WHAT?

Kasumi: Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you?

Miranda: SHEPARD! Would you please take Control of this Kaos?

EDI: Aah! Very Smart.

Liara: Hey Kelly, wanna come up and "feed my fish"?

Joker: That is sick on sooooo many levels.

Thane: Shoot me now.

Shepard: Moving right along.

Miranda: Oh my God Shepard, what is THAT?

Shepard: Well, it looks a lot like a moon, but it's only three quarters finished. Nope, I've got nuthin, wouldn't have a clue.

Garrus: Oh God Shepard, it looks like some kind of "DEATH STAR" and it looks like there's some kind of control centre on that nearby moon.

Shepard: Nice one Chewie, what say we go investigate?

Miranda: Pardon me Commander, but perhaps you'd like to divide the team up. One can try to destroy the "Death Star" while the other tries to storm the control centre.

Shepard: Sounds like a plan.