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Chapter 9

The Sakura Game

Jiraiya's assignment for today was to completely and utterly shock him. Gaara was already getting wires together making Jiraiya's face go white. "You get a 90 for trying to kill me our first day here." he growled making Gaara look at him curiously.

"Jiraiya if I haven't touched you or tried to kill you at all. I was just getting ready to shock you." Gaara explained making the whole class freeze except for me. I don't find this shocking at all. No pun intended. Gaara is just that type of person. It's kind of cool actually.

Grinning I decided to show Jiraiya how many skittles packs I can eat in one minute.

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Everyone Sakura knew by name were in the janitor's closet pretending that the small space wasn's suffocating them as they went on with business. Haku had asked for the meeting but honestly he didn't know what this was going to be about. He just figured knowing the competition would be a good thing.

"Why are we in the Janitor's closet?" Itachi asked as Kiba began shaking in a corner. His face was white and he was taking deep breaths making sure not to look at anyone. Haku just laughed trying to figure out the answer to that question as he tried to buy time.

"Well... I don't know. We just came here." He answered making everyone sweat drop. Yes the truth hurts... especially when it means that you just wasted your time.

"This is good. I've been wanting to say something to all of you anyway so do you guys mind if I announce an... interesting proposal?" Sasori smirked making everyone stare at him waiting. Everyone had the same thought going through their brain as Sasori continued on smirking, Are we about to get punked?

"Go ahead." Naruto said making everyone stare at him white faced. (all except for Sasori) How could that nut job just say something that stupid?! Do we really want to hear his so called proposal?! Haku thought as Sasori ran a hand through his red hair.

"Each week we will have a meeting called The Sakura Game. Every week we will have a new goal to achieve in that week such as this week's which is Whoever can make Sakura laugh the hardest gets to take her out on a friend outing. The winner gets one dollar from everyone in the group to pay for the date. Each week will have a new goal and each prize is different. This way we don't have to beat the crap out of each other and lose her entirely. We can just act like civilized men, which we are not, and play a game instead." Everyone stared at Sasori in shock. His idea sounded pretty good, and the one who won most had the greater chance of getting Sakura to fall in love with them.

"Let the games begin." Haku said as all the boys cheered.

Poor oblivious Saku-chan.

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I was able to get thirty-seven packs of skittles and eat them all in the one minute time period. Of course Jiraiya had to give me my grade. "You're a freak but you've earned this." He sighed as I began craving berries. Suddenly Tobi was in front of me with a bowl full of berries in his hands. I laughed lightly and grabbed a few popping them into my mouth.

"Yes!" He whispered making me stare at him oddly and continue to eat my berries giving them voices as I began eating their heads off. During my seventeenth girl screaming for help voice Gaara came up to me and glared at the wall behind me.

"I am going to attempt to make you laugh." He growled making me laugh so hard I almost choked on the berries I already swallowed. "Wow... I didn't even have to do anything." He murmured and walked away with a cocky grin on his face. Through out the period boy after boy came up to me trying to make me laugh but all I did was stare at them like they were freaks. That's when Shino came in wearing Naruto's normal outfit. His hair was spiked and straight as he tried to imitate Naruto.

"Saku-chan!" He cried making his voice croak and his cheeks cover in a fine red blush. I laughed for five minutes straight, literally rolling on the floor laughing.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I gasped out between laughter.

"I don't know! Shouldn't you be telling me?" He asked making me laugh harder. That's definatly something Naruto would say but to the teacher not me.

Shino then grinned at the boys and said simply. "I win."