Here's A Lesson Never Learned chapter 2!
Chapter 2: Madara is a Pervert
"And it's done!" said the Sennin.
"After about sixteen weeks of working our asses off." Said Madara.
"Watch your mouth, you're in school!" said the Rikudou.
"Yeah, Madara!" said Suigetsu, chuckling.
"Why you little!" growled Madara. "Anyhow, who in their right minds would start school in the middle of JULY?"
"Me!" said Suigetsu.
"You're not in your right mind." Said Madara and Ryou at the same time.
Everybody except Suigetsu laughed.
The school was more like a castle. It was surrounded by a lake (dug out by Madara, and filled by Suigetsu.) The entire establishment was made of wood. There were no closed doors, only doorways. There were three parts to the castle. One, in the center, was the main teaching hall. It was elegant, with curving arches and buttresses. The other two wings looked more like prisons. The very left wing was the boys wing, and the right the girls. IN each wing there were about a hundred wooden structures, each with a small place to deposit waste and an enclosure for changing and a bed (which the guys actually had to buy).
The lake had a small, heated, and closed off portion for a hot spring. Of course, there was a large sign that said "CLOTHES ARE REQUIRED", because there wasn't enough room in the lake to put separate hot springs and keep natural wildlife there.
There was one wood bridge, but it was raised off the water and was only wide enough for one person to go either way.
"It looks good." Said Rikudou
"Yeah, but please don't tell me we have to get one of those dinky little shacks?" said Suigetsu
"Yes you do." Replied the Sennin. "But you have a couple of months to furnish it however you want to. Add a door, make it bigger…"
He didn't get to finish his sentence because the three were already off.
They picked out their homes, which jutted directly from the wall, in the farthest corner away from the main wing.
"Okay, Ryou, make them bigger. Add a second floor, you know, like that. Suigetsu, put like, pools on the first floors. Write down some shit that you want for furnishing and I'll go buy it."
"Yeah, your parents were filthy fucking rich." Said Ryou.
Madara laughed. "Damn straight."
They all went to write down things they wanted have in their 'shacks' to give to the others and then they were off.
Madara was finally happy with his house. He had two stories, and it was about five times the size of any of the other normal shacks. He had doors, and more importantly locks, on all of his rooms. He had a large hot spring on the first floor, a dining room, and a den. On his second floor he had a storage closet, a library/study, and his gigantic bedroom. Oh, and he had his least notable rooms on both floors (i.e. the bathroom). His bedroom had his new crest for what was going to be his new clan, a fan, basically everywhere. He had a king-sized bed, complete with fur covers and all. If he was going to start a clan, it might as well be sooner rather than later. His study was smaller, but every wall was lined with jutsu books, and books for entertainment… He imagined a lot of homework, so he bought a lot of academic books as well. His storage closet had some clothes, weapons, and a light suit of body armor. He had a fully stocked pantry, and he had a cookbook for recipes in case he ever needed to make something. His hot spring had plenty of towels, and his upper bathroom had something that was somewhat akin to a shower. Hot water was taken from the same place as a hot spring and sent through a tube which had two let-out points; the hot spring and the shower itself. Then another tube carried used water to the rest of the waste, which was deposited as fertilizer.
As far as he knew, the other two houses were similar.
And it had only taken them a couple of weeks to do it.
Ryou came up, a disgruntled look on his face. "Rikudou Sennin-sama said that since our houses were so spectacular, we had to do something about the other houses."
"Just add a second story for more people to live in."
"He also said put at least front doors on them."
"MY GOD!" groaned Madara. "I spent a fortune on our houses, and now I have to spend MORE! I am trying to make a clan here!"
"Let's ignore that for now. I can make the doors; I just need hinges and knobs."
"That's better." Sighed Madara. "We'll start tomorrow. It's the middle of the day now. It's too early to do anything."
"You sleep too much." Said Ryou, laughing.
"I would not recommend saying that to a girl either before or after she says 'you wear too many clothes.'"
"You read too much porn." Said Ryou.
"It's not porn! Its sexually-educated fiction utilizing graphic description!" retorted Madara.
"Yep, porn."
"Baka!" snapped Madara
"Hentai." Said Ryou calmly.
"Teme!" said Madara, getting angrier by the moment.
"Hentai."
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!" yelled Madara.
Ryou just laughed and left.
Before you people ask, this is supposed to be crude humor!
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