Before all of the spear-cocked tar children and four-way homosexual fuck trains, on one cold and dark October night, something whorrifying happened in the chill and quiet home of Han and Hitler. It was their first Halloween and their first year of dating. The couple decided that they needed to celebrate Halloween somehow. Hitler had the biggest pumpkin in Germany shipped to the house. The Pumpkin was massive. It weighed 700 pounds and took up most of the kitchen. They were going to do something special with it. Han pulled out a knife from the kitchen drawer. He stuck it in the top of the pumpkin and started to remove the top. As he did this, Hitler stripped all of his clothes. His long sack hit the floor with a thud. He got onto his hands and knees. Han finished carving the top of the pumpkin off and reached inside. He reached inside of the pumpkin and pulled out a handful of guts. He walked over to Hitler and started stuffing the Nazi hole. Several pounds of stuffing went into the hole until he couldn't fit any more inside him. Next, Han started to stuff Hitler's butthole. Hitler's ass was stuffed until he bled.

Han tore his clothes off and started fucking Hitler with both of his hands. Blood, cum, hate tar, poop and pumpkin guts were making wet thuds against the ground. Hitler started screaming with joy and pain. Han came again and again until he couldn't any more. Hitler started to gut the pumpkin more while Han rested. Hitler pulled guts out of the pumpkin and collected them in a massive bowl. Seeds and guts collected in the bowl until the pumpkin was finally empty. Hitler called Han back into the room and they began on making the sexiest pumpkin they could. Han carved holes into it about 3 inches in diameter all over the over-sized squash. They continued this process for until every angle could be reached by Han's now incredibly hard dick. Hitler got inside the pumpkin. Han bound his hands and feet and put a blindfold on him. Next, he started shoveling the guts back into the pumpkin. Seeds and pumpkin strings covered Hitler entirely.

Han started vigorously sticking his dick into the holes. He poked around looking for anything to put his homeless cock into. He kept finding Hitler with his dick, but not the right parts of him. He got a little frustrated, but finally found him. He found, from what he could tell was Hitler's mouth and started pumping into it. With every thrust pumpkin juices poured out the holes. Han got off of the pumpkin for a second. He marked the hole with a quick swipe of his dick. He went into the cabinets and found his favorite beerstein. It had rainbows and winged dicks flying everywhere on it. He went back to the pumpkin and started to catch the juice in it. He kept going until he filled it. He left it on the floor. He kept going until climaxed into Hitler's now raw mouth. They both groaned loudly. Han went over to the counter and started to make coffee. He gathered all of the stuff. Cinnamon, coffee grounds, cream, sugar and nutmeg. He started brewing the coffee. Hitler emerged from the cocoon of nazi poon and pumpkin. He wrapped his wet arms around Hans cold body and started kissing his neck. Slowly and provocatively Hitler whispered into Han's ear:

"That was a lot of work for a pumpkin cum latte."