This is it, the first two parter episode of the series!

I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

Special Thanks to Easymac120.

It's a bright sunny day and in the junk yard, the Eds sit in the retro van. Tomorrow is their tenth anniversary, ten years since the three first met and they are thinking about what they will do.

"10 years boys, can you believe it?" Eddy asks, "A decade has in fact gone by, and it certainly feels like it." Agrees Double D, "Ten years, how many years is that, Double D? Five?" "No Ed, ten." "Thank you." "I swear, he gets stupider by the second." Mutters Eddy. "Eddy!" scolds Double D, "Sorry, hey Double D, how about we spend the next eleven minutes reminiscing about our past?" says Eddy, woodenly. "You mean because the writer is out of ideas and this will save us a lot of money by having ninety percent of the episode be stock footage?" Double D asks, "Yes. Now shut up Sockhead, you're wasting money." Eddy says. "Roll the clips!" yells Ed.

Eddy and Double D both jump on Ed from behind while Double D shouts "Dog pile!", but Ed grabs them both and gives them and puts them in a head lock. "Hi Eddy and Edd. You guys make me laugh."

The Eds back up from the Kankers in confusion. "Go ahead, yell, no one will hear you." Says Lee, "Who are..." "I'm Lee Kanker." "I'm Marie Kanker." "And I'm May Kanker." "We're the Kanker sisters, we just moved in." says Lee.

Ed comes out in a wagon with no clothes and his red hair revealed. "Am I cool now?' he asks, "No, you're naked." Says Eddy.

Eddy is on the walking braces and pushes the button on the control and nothing happens. "Nice boots, Mr. Smarty…" the then goes flying and crashes into the ceiling and comes down. "Nice pants, Mr. Smarty boots nice."

Sarah stands on Double D's back rubbing his chin, "Hey Sarah! Double D wrote ya a poem." Sarah takes it and says "For me? 'Get lost', oh that's so roman... hey!" and she realizes that Double D is gone.

While the Eds are building the club house, Ed carries some supplies to the side. "Having fun Ed?" asks Eddy, "Sure am, Eddy." Says Ed, who gets closer to the edge, "Watch yer step big fella." Warns Eddy, "Sure am, Eddy." Then he falls to the ground. "Warm up the wench Double D." says Eddy.

"Where do eggs come from Rolf?" asks Ed, "Let me show you…" "No! Eggs come from chickens Ed." Explains Double D. "Where does a chicken come from?" Ed asks.

Eddy picks up a bunch of nuts and starts to walk off with a huge pile of nuts, then Double D and Ed show up and Double D says "Hey! Drop those nuts!" Then Eddy eats them all.

Ed says "I'm hungry." "Shut up Ed." Says Eddy.

Double D sneaks down stairs as he hears someone in the kitchen. He looks in a sees someone in the fridge. "Oh dear an intruder, eating all the food in my refrigerator, in bare feet! So unsanitary."

Eddy sticks his head out of a bush. "Rolf's got tons of stinky animals." Double D sticks his head out "Their absolutely filthy." "Yes I am." Says Ed.

Eddy lays in the drawer, as Ed keeps opening the fridge door. "Eddy, when you close the door, does the little light stay on?" asks Ed. "Go home!" yells Eddy. "Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light." Ed says this until dawn.

Eddy and Double D turn to see Jimmy dancing, and Ed doing the worm. "Excuse me, Eddy, this is my song." Says Double D who goes over to dance. Eddy sighs and says, "If you can't beat 'em, show 'im." He goes over and dances with them, and then Ed knocks them all over. "In syncopated style!" Ed cheers, "Ed!" cries Eddy.

All the kids, except Jimmy come out from the vapor shroud. "Oh cool! This reminds me of the movie 'Zombies from the Deep freeze – A Cash Cow' this is the part where we'll be torn to pieces, stuffed into ice cube trays, and frozen and used to cool their drinks!" Ed says, "Non-alcoholic I hope." Double D says.

Eddy grabs Ed and says, "If she (Sarah) told you to jump in a lake, with a rock tied to your head and waited for naked photos of you to develop and hand out to all the kids in the cul-de-sac, would you?" "I had socks on Eddy." Ed says.

Eddy tries to use the key to open a manhole cover, "It's a key! It's supposed to open something." Mutters Eddy, "That's right, Eddy. Something dear and personal, like a box of photographs, or a diary with pages of truth and duration, or as simple as a locket of love. It's our responsibility to see that this key is returned to its forsaken owner so I can" then the key is flung into the gap in his teeth. "Mortified? Yes. But I won't let myself fall prey to such shallow emotion, not now." Later the Eds try to open a fire hydrant with the key as Double D continues on. "There's a fellow human crying for help, trying to mend the unraveled ball of yarn handed to them. Maybe that's the kind of world you wish to live in, Eddy, where the unyielding and the indifferent supersede the malevolent. I say.." "SHUT UP DOUBLE D!" Eddy yells, "Ed, you understand ANYTHING Double D said?" Eddy asks, "Pass the mustard." Ed answers."

Double D, whose hat is tied to the ceiling lamp, let's go and runs in fury. "That's it! I'm going to give you such a thrashing!" then his hat comes off. Eddy and Ed stand in shock at what they see. "Geez Louise." Mutters Eddy, "Cool." Says Ed. Double D quickly grabs his hat and puts it back on. "If you say one word to anyone, I'll never speak to you again!" "I am dead from the neck up." Says Ed, as he has Double D's fake skull on his head. "I'll just save it for ammo whenever I need Double D." says Eddy.

Ed, Double D and Eddy sit on the sidewalk. "Relish the fine summer's day, absorb the solitude of the cul-de-sac, the aroma of fresh cut grass." Double D says, "It stinks, I'm bored." Sighs Eddy, "I forgot to wear underwear guys." Says Ed.

The Eds stand over a cliff. "What now?" asks Double D. "I'm thinking, I'm thinking." Says Eddy, "Can I think?" asks Ed, "NO!" Double D and Eddy both cry.

Ed, while in his underwear states; "Spending extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing." "What's up with you?" asks Eddy "Ed's trouser-less state seems to have jarred an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain." Double D says, "Ed is that you?" Eddy asks. "Hug me!" cheers Ed, "Well that didn't last long." Mutters Eddy.

"It was horrible, a giant Swedish meatball with a bloodcurdling scream grabbed Eddy in drooling ground chunk!" Ed says "Rolf has seen this meatball! It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night!" says Rolf.

"THAT'S MY HORSE!" cheers Ed as he hits Rolf in the head with a wheelbarrow.

In Ed's story Eddy grabs a trash can cover for protection, then the three monster Kankers slam their heads together and form a super Kanker! "Ed, your story's getting weird!" says Eddy.

After Rolf puts all the kids inside the giant clam, "Nice scam, they took off, so where's the cash?" Eddy says. "Cash?" Ed asks "AAHHHHGGGH!" Eddy screams, then he turns to Double D, "It's your fault! WHY DO YOU ENCOURAGE HIM!"

Double D sighs and says "I'm surrounded by idiots."

Double D chases after Ed yelling, "Ed, no! You're too young to drive!" while Eddy laughs.

Eddy stands up on the hill of soap and yells: "You won't get away with this one Kev. It's war I tell ya!" "Slide on the soap." Says Ed as he ruins up the soap hill and slides down, "Slide on the soap." Says Ed as he ruins up the soap hill and slides down again, "Slide on the soap." Says Ed as he ruins up the soap hill and slides down again, "Slide on the soap." Says Ed as he ruins up the soap hill and slides down yet again.

All the boys, except Jimmy and Rolf stare at Nazz and think; 'She's so radical' thinks Kevin, 'She can't take her eyes off me.' Thinks Eddy, 'Her hair is so soft, and not fly away at all' thinks Double D, 'Hello? Echo! My name is Ed!' thinks Ed.

As Plank flies away in a parachute and Jonny gives chase, "Oh…darn it!" says Double D who runs after Plank, "Double D almost said a bad word Eddy!" cheers Ed following Double D. "Hold on a second? What about the candy store? I got seventy five cents here! Where ya going?" calls Eddy.

Ed lifts the Kanker sister's trailer over his head. "It smells under here, guys." "Down Ed! Down, put it down!" Double D says through clenched teeth, "What?' asks Ed.

Double D tries to focus the microscope on to Ed's head, "There we go, now focus, oh dear. Ed, there's a new invention called soap, have you heard of it? This is going to be more difficult than I though, Eddy. Oh my lord!" Double D says, "What's taking so long? Someone's sure to find them!" cries Eddy.

In the Ed's restaurant Jonny's turkey comes out on a tray, looking very fancy. "Nice presentation, Ed!" complements Double D. He comes over to Jonny to pull the cover off. "And here you are, one Ed turkey, a la king." Says Double D who pulls it off, "Oh boy, I'm starving!" cheers Jonny, "Bon Appetite." Says Double D. "For crying out loud!" cries Jonny at the naked Ed. "Ed! You were supposed to use a real turkey!" cries Double D, "Stuffing, anybody?" asks Ed.

The Eds are riding on Double D's custom scooter to get to the candy store on time. "Where'd this wagon come from Hotshot?" asks Eddy "Necessity, Eddy! Fabricated from everyday suburban litter in order to increase our velocity within our ever shrinking window of opportunity." Says Double D. "Yawn. Just kick this thing into high gear so we can.." Eddy says then he and Ed see the Kanker right ahead, Double D turns and sees then and shouts, "Ed, Eddy, blockade!" The Kankers notice them, "Look, it's our boyfriends!" says Lee, "Just in time to play house!" Marie adds. "KANKERS!" Cries Eddy, "EXTREME CLOSE UP!" yells Ed, "RETREAT!" cries Double D.

Double D, Nazz, and Rolf look down the club house's door and see Edzilla circling them. "He's in his own little world now. The best thing is to just ignore him." Double D explains. Rolf, crazy with fear yells "The beast circles with hunger! We must appease it with a sacrifice!" he picks up Nazz and holds her over the hole. "Put me down you jerk!" cries Nazz, "Stop! You can't play his game! You'll only encourage his bad behavior." Double D says. "So what? It's funny." Says Eddy, "Let go of me!" says Nazz who hits Rolf in the face. "See? Ha-ha!" Eddy laughs. "There's only one thing to do. Someone needs to go down and give him a time out. I'll go." Double D says. "Killjoy." Mutters Eddy, "Oh Double D! You're so brave, I'll never forget you." Says Nazz then she hugs and kisses Double D!

"I know who did it." Says Ed, "What are you talking about Ed?" asks Eddy. Ed begins explaining, pointing out the various things around them. "The offender stood here as they felt for the paintbrush, directly behind Jonny where the offender rubbed out Plank's mouth, thus having the perfect stand point in which to chuck the said hockey stick." Eddy and Double D stand amazed, "Why Ed, that was very good." Says Double D "Hold that thought, so tell us Ed, who did it?' Eddy asks. "Simple my fine friend. It was a foot." Double D and Eddy stand in amazement at Ed's stupidity. "Hard to believe he can dress himself, ain't it?" asks Eddy.

Rolf gives a small applause for the Eds. "Very good Ed boys. It is a shame that you fail with such disgrace at your pitiful attempts to become an urban ranger." Says Rolf. "Loser!" says Jonny, "Ranger Jonny! Why have you chosen this day to rupture Rolf's pumpernickel?" asks Rolf. "Like I ever wanted to join! I hate those Urban Rangers." Mutters Eddy, "As I remember it Eddy, you liked their uniforms and wanted to join." Says Double D "Yeah right Double D, you remember wrong." Says Eddy.

Double D sneezes on Eddy, "Say it, don't spray it." Says Eddy, Double D sneezes again. "What's with you?" asks Eddy, "Oh! I knew it! Curse you, common cold microorganisms! Oh, it's all part of the big plan, don't you see? They wait and strike when you're the most venerable!" then he sneezes again. "Jeepers! You sound sick Double D." says Jimmy, "You shouldn't be outside, you need some TLC Mr." he then drags Double D off. "Don't just stand there, do something! Eddy!" cries Double D as Jimmy takes him away. Eddy shrugs, he looks at the wrecked scam, then at Ed and Sarah's house where Sarah beats Ed. Eddy walks away and says "I wonder what's on TV."

"Eddy, Rolf!" Double D whispers as Rolf has now appears in Eddy's fake party. "Rolf? Did I forget to sign Rolf? There ya go Stretch." Eddy writes his name on the real Rolf's face and Rolf just stands there motionless then yells; "YOU HAVE VANDALIZED ROLF'S FACE, AND YOU HAVE" He then notices the fake cardboard Rolf, "And you have stolen Rolf's chickens yet again?" He says taking up the cut out to reveal a chicken controlling it. Rolf then looks at Double D, who holding the camera. "You steal Rolf's soul with your film box?" he asks. "Why of course not, Rolf! What ever gave you that impression?" Double D says, nervously. "Rolf will release his rage now!" Rolf yells, "Wait, uh, we can work this out." Says Eddy, "SCHLO-HOI!" yells Rolf as he attacks them, "Ahh!" cries Eddy, "Return Rolf's chickens!" Rolf orders, "Ah!" gasps Ed "Return them!" yells Rolf, a chicken runs at Double D. "Shoo! Go away! Don't touch me!" the chicken crashes into the camera and Double D is knocked to the ground. Eddy and Ed both scream as Rolf chases them. "Stop I must punish you!" yells Rolf. "Mommy!" cries Eddy. Double D looks at the camera and says "I think you're brother gets the picture Eddy."

Jonny steps up and holds open the Urban Ranger's manual. "Double D and Eddy, do you vow to uphold the secrecy of the Urban Rangers, or face one hundred smacks with a wet noodle?" asks Jonny, Jimmy hold out the book. "Raise you're left hand and swear." Jimmy says, "I do solemnly swear." Says Double D, putting his hand on the book, but Eddy doesn't. "Do it for Ed Eddy." Double D says putting Eddy's hand on the book. "I'd swear but standards won't let me." Eddy says.

After Jonny and Jimmy tells the other kids about Plank saving Jimmy from the Kankers. "A wooden board saved you from three Witches and a creepy crawly? MAMA! THE FAIRY TALE THAT HAUNTS ROLF HAS COME TRUE!" Rolf yells running away.

Double D sits next to the angry Ed." Ed," but he washes off Ed's shoulders first, "Do you know what I like when I'm feeling crabby?" Double D then hugs Ed. "A BIG hug to squeeze those cares away." Ed pushes Double D away from him. "TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I WILL SQUASH YOU!" yells Ed.

Lee locks the door. "Uh-oh, we're trapped, just prisoners of love." She says woodenly. Double D stops, and thinks about something, as if this is too easy. "Check this out boys." Says Eddy who marches over to Lee. "Okay toots, it's smooching time." Says Eddy. "Oh, yuck, germs leave us alone." Lee says, "Click, click." Says Ed, then Ed is dragged towards the Kanker's closet and he sees May 'hiding' "Oops, you found me, don't come any closer." Says May. "You are a sneaky bunny." Says Ed, then May grabs him and pulls him into the closet! "Holey Smoley!" cries Ed. Double D begins flipping through his book. "Something's not right here!" says Double D then Marie jabs her head in, "Don't kiss me, Double D!" she then forces Double D to back up. "This can't be! They've turned the tables on us Eddy! It's a REVERSE reverse psychology!" "WE'RE TOO YOUNG!" all the Eds cry as the Kankers prepare to kiss.

Eddy hits Ed over the head with Rolf's fish and mutters; "I hate clip shows."

After Double D throws up in a paper bag, he turns to Edd. "I can't take it any more! I'm on the edge of salutary collapse! Too late! Everything's gone black! Black as the mold that permeates Ed's luck cheese!" he lays a pillow down and falls over. "Forge ahead brave friend! I'm sure (Coughs) I'm sure you're triple E frog jumping derby, will do well without me." Double D then passes out, Eddy looks over to see Ed's reaction to this. "Oh look! Dirt!" says Ed. "YOU'RE MESSING UP MY SCAM!" yells Eddy as he jumps Ed.

As Kevin beats Eddy and Ed up inside of Eddy's house, Double D stands outside reading a health book. "Kevin's Justified Pummel Disorder - symptoms include bruising of the eye, followed by a sore rear end, and the rapid release of hot air from an inflated ego. Heheheh." Double D says.

The Kanker sisters leave Double D's house with they're ship in a bottle. "I think that was the Kankers' bottle, Eddy." Says Ed. "You're not the only one confused here Ed. Have you noticed that we've come out of this virtually unscathed?" asks Double D, "We must be getting good at this." Says Eddy, who's finger is stuck in the faucet. "For cryin' out loud! Of all the" "Aw! Just like old times." Says Ed. "Well that sense of confidence didn't last long." Says Double D.

Eddy plants the 'real' money tree seed into Rolf's front yard. "I'm rich! And it's mine! All mine!" "Even I am not that dumb Double D." says Ed.

As Eddy is about to eat his jawbreaker he says, proudly, "I don't ever wanna grow up!"

As the Eds wonder about in the school hallways for the fist time in months, "Isn't it exhilarating? You can feel the knowledge in the air." Says Double D proudly "Yeah, call the nurse, cause I'm chocking on it." Mutters Eddy.

"Talk Ed boy!" "Hi Rolf!" "Talk, I say!" "Hi Rolf!" "Talk you son of a gun!" "Hi Rolf!" "Please Talk!" "Hi Rolf!" Ed and Rolf go throughout the night. In the morning Eddy and Double D are almost asleep. "The Ed boy's fortitude is to be admired." Rolf mutters. "Hi Rolf!"

"Okay here's what we're gonna do, when the teacher turns around we make a run for it." Eddy whispers to Double D "You can't be serious! There are severe consequences to skipping school." Says Double D, "Yeah, Eddy, the school will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell mom and mom will tell dad and dad will just sit there and watch TV!" cries Ed.

The Eds are now in Rolf's flashback. "Wooly Bully!" cheers Ed as he runs towards the sheep. "How the heck we get here? This isn't what I was remembering!" says Eddy. "I'm confused Eddy, You originally were flashing back to something you remembered, what was it?' "I can't remember now. First Jonny stole my flashback, then Nazz and now Rolf." Eddy says.

Eddy and Double D stand on a certain house on Halloween night. "Um, Eddy?" says Double D, "What's with these people?" asks Eddy, "Eddy, look, do you notice anything familiar about this house?" asks Double D. "I bet ya they're faking not being home." Says Eddy, "Oh for Heaven's sake Eddy! This is your house!" Double D yells. "What? I win the lottery or something?" asks Eddy.

Kevin cracks, "Nice catch ya- DOOOOOORK! Dork! Dork! Dorkin' Dorky! DORK!" he stops, cracks his neck & back with a sigh and walks away "Man, that felt good!"

Rolf and Eddy are both tied to swing set about to be crushed by rocks. "As they say in your country LET HER ROCK!" cheers Rolf.

Jonny gets in front of Double D, "Me and Plank are next Nurse assistant Double D!" he says pulling his pants down. "Good lord Jonny! Make yourself decent man!" cries Double D.

The Kankers are about to kiss Double D, "Pucker up sweetie!" says Marie, "No, please." Says Double D. Then Eddy snaps. "HEY!" he yells getting the Kanker's attention, "HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY! Beat it." The Kankers, amazed at Eddy put Double D down and walk away. "Good one Eddy." Says Ed, "Vultures." Mutters Eddy. "Goodness Eddy I'm touched. You standing up to a cliché show ending, for me. Let me tell you, after the day I've had a taste of comroddenry really" Eddy then shoves a hot dog into Double D's mouth. "Yeah, yeah just eat and shut up." Says Eddy. "And for you're Ed, Eddy?" asks Ed, Eddy takes Double D's hot dog and puts it in Ed's mouth. "Eddy! I thought that was my hot dog." Says Double D. Eddy give Double D another hot dog and takes one out for himself. "Thank you Eddy." Says Double D. "There, is everybody happy? Good." Says Eddy.

Eddy looks for his Christmas presents in the attic. "Aw, come on! Give me a break!" Opens a chest "Parents, who invented them?"(Walks and hears a creak, "THE CHRISTMAS STASH!" He opens it and carefully opens a present "PBBHTT!" He goes when he sees what's in it, Opens another present "A dickie? They still make these?" Opens another present "Say it ain't so!" (Opens the last one and finds fluffy, bunny pajamas; he starts to foam at the mouth "I HATE GETTING CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS!"

Eddy, Double D, and escape the carnage of the school and run out into the snow. "That's it. I'm done with dames, who can figure 'em?" Eddy says. Then the school collapses in a huge crash! "No school tomorrow!" Cheers Ed as Eddy smiles. "Seems I did learn something from your brother's book, Eddy, after all, I did get to dance with Nazz!" cheers Double D. "And I got Wilfred's phone number guys." Says Ed. "You're an idiot Ed." Says Eddy.

The Ed's continue to sit the retro van. "Wow, all those adventures we had, really makes me think." Says Eddy. "Yes indeed Eddy, no matter what; our friendship has stood the test of time." Says Double D. "And it didn't even show." Says Ed..

1 HOUR LATER

Jimmy, Sarah, Zoe hear sounds of fighting outside. "What's that?" asks Jimmy "If there's gonna be a brawl, I want in!" says Zoe. They rush outside to see the Eds fighting. "After all I've done for you." Says Double D with hate, "Everything that backfired!" says Eddy, "RANDOM YELLING!" says Ed. Rolf, Paul, Nazz, and Jonny are also outside watching what's happening. "What's going on?' asks Sarah "We don't know, they came into the cul-de-sac fighting like this." Paul explains.

"That's it! Our friendship is over!" yells Eddy. "Good riddance." Says Double D walking away. "Stinky hat and short guy." Mutters Ed.

TO BE CONTINUED!

A cliffhanger! Don't ya hate 'em?

I tried to incorporate ALL the episodes, but I realized it would be TOO long.

Next Week: Ed-iversary (Part 2): The kids, goths, and Kankers work to get the Ed's back together and we are revealed the secret beginnings of ED, EDD, N EDDY!