The ground shook as the two of you landed with a roar, your body almost flying from his grasp. It would've, too, if he hadn't had you in a STRONG hold. Ugh, you were sure you had to lecture Equius later about how to land gracefully and quietly when you finished dealing with Karkat. You waved goodbye as he left, leaping back towards his planet. You looked around, spotting the small dot of light in the distance that marked Karkat's hive. Perfect. You started walking, careful not to trip in your candy red pumps. Damn, you should've gone with the flats. This was a terrible idea! You peeled the offending shoes off, holding them by the heels as you continued walking. You decided to put them back on once you reached his hive, to spare your legs and feet from pain while you hatched your plan. Heh heh heh... this was going to be fun.

== Nepeta: Be Karkitty.

You became Karkat, and boy, were your buns tight now. Oh yes, you were sure that your rump was fit for any troll who dared to cop a feel. You examined yourself in the mirror, and smirked. Your little kittycat was going to love this. You wish that the pain in your legs would disappear, though. You sauntered proudly over to your husktop to see who was online. Okay, it was actually just to see if Nepeta was online or not, but you pushed that thought to the back of your mind for the time being. Hm, it seemed she wasn't. That was odd. She must've been hunting for food or something. You shrugged and logged off yourself, wheeling your desk chair over towards the window. You peered out, expecting to see the usual black and candy red landscape outside, but instead, you see something else. Along with the endless amounts of black and red nothingness, was a small green, gray, and black dot in the distance. You laughed nervously, not believing your own eyes. You shut said eyes tightly, expecting the dot to disappear when you open them. Nope, no such luck for you. You screamed, the sound echoing throughout your hive and... effectively scaring her off. God. Fucking. Damnit. You groaned and collapsed on the floor. Ugh, this was a 8ad 8r8k for you, as your compadre Vriska would say. You tightly shut your eyes again and curl up in a ball.

== Karkat: Be Kanaya.

No no no no no! You were not yet done sorting yourself out! Hurry up and be someone else already! Your time will come soon, don't you worry.

== Kanaya: Be the small dot in the distance.

Your walk to Karkat's hive was soon interrupted by a shrill shriek echoing off of, well, everything. You weren't very sure what it was from, maybe Karkat's hive? Nah, it couldn't have been. That was too high-pitched to be coming from your Knight in shining god tier pajamas! You decide to wipe the dust off of your dress and continue on your path, figuring that if it was a monster, you'd be able to handle it. After all, you're a mighty meowbeast!

It doesn't take long to reach Karkat's hive, and you're glad about that. You sit down once you're a good twenty feet away to put your heels back on and wipe all of the dirt and such from the bottoms of your feet. Maybe you should've just endured the pain of the shoes. You brush yourself off once more. It's just at this moment, this very moment, you realize what you're actually doing. You're confessing your love to the troll you've had your eye on for sweeps. Your heart begins to race, nervousness and excitement boiling in the pit of your stomach. You shakily take the final steps up to the door, and knock.

== Nepeta: Be Karkat.

Alright, you're Karkat again, big fuckin' whoop. You're still on the floor, curled up in an adorabloodthirsty little ball. You really, really wish you hadn't scared her awa-

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! You jump, startled by a loud knocking on the door. It takes a moment for you to collect yourself and realize that it was, in fact, just the door. Your think pan registers the possibility that it might be Nepeta, and your kokoro begins dokiing so fast you're about to burst. You stand up and listen. Another knock assures you that it wasn't your imagination, that an actual person, or purrson, as your flushcrush would say, was behind the door. You straighten out your sweater and brush off your jeans, hoping you won't fuck this up, because you usually end up doing everything wrong and hurting people (in your eyes, at least). You hesitantly reach out to the door knob, your hand shaking more than you ever thought it would be able to shake. You turn the knob, and pull open the door. Sure enough, there is Nepeta. You almost squeak, but you don't. Leaders, under any circumstances, do not squeak. Ever. You are, however, concerned. Her cheeks and nose are far too green, and she looks as though she's going to pass out any moment. You look her up and down, but stop when you see her chest. Oh dayum, she looks fiiiiiiiine. You stare for a moment before you realize that instead of looking at a nice view of cleavage, you're looking at empty space. You're confused for a moment before you realize that the girl you were checking out is now on the floor, her eyes shut gently and her mouth slightly open.

== Karkat: Be the knocked-out chick.

You freeze as you hear footsteps approaching the door, and as you see the door knob wiggle. You take a deep breath, trying to control yourself. That doesn't work though, and you just end up feeling sick and dizzy. He opens up the door, and looks... surprised, to say the least. He looks you up and down, before locking onto your chest. You let it slide, after all, he was a teenager and bound to be interested in things like that. You open your mouth to say something, but your nerves take over and suddenly all you see is black.

Author's Note:

Thanks for all of your support about the whole matesprit thing! Him and I kind of worked it out (shhhhhhhh not really) but I'm a lot better than I was before. I love all y'all!