SERIES OF HILARIOUS EVENTS

By: CARDCAPTOR FANATIC

Disclaimer: No I do not own card captor sakura in any way!

Full Summary: Okay so Sakura Kinomoto and Syoaran Li have been enemies ever since they set eyes on each other! Why you may ask well let's just say that Li has always had a knack for pissing Sakura off and enjoying every second of it! (Lol). But what is unknown to all is that Li has a history of a series of hilarious yet unfortunate events in his life. What will happen when Sakura finally comes up with a master plan to get revenge on Li? Can this be linked with his past? Oh yeah and Tomoyo and Eriol play a very interesting role in this fanfic tooo!

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Sakura's POV

'Great he just stole my first and second kiss...but I can't really kill him for the second one can I? I mean he was dreaming the whole frikin time. But is he really that sissy? I never thought the day would come when I'd see this side of Syaoran Li future leader of the Li clan. WOW! He's actually not a bad kisser either. OH CRAP I THINK I"M FALLING FOR HIM! OMG OMG OMG OMG TOMOYO YOU ARE SOOO DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!'

I jumped up and was about to rush out the door to find Tomoyo when someone yanked my arm back. 'Oh crap I hope it's not Li' I turned around only to come face to face with Tomoyo and Eriol.

"Tomoyo you were here the whole time weren't you" I asked in a deadly tone.

"ughhh well you seee Sakura ...umm you two just looked sooooooo KWAIIIIIIIIIII TOGETHER!" she stated with stars in her eyes.

"Wait Tomoyo are you saying that you recorded everything!"

"Yupppppppppppppppppp!" she said overjoyed.

"Tomoyo give me the tape"

"No way!"

"HAND IT OVER RIGHT NOW!"

"NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"Tomoyo come back here you are so dead when I get my hands on you!" I screeched as I began chasing Tomoyo all over the Li mansion.

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" shrieked Tomoyo as she ran as fast as she could never letting go of her camera as if her life depended on it.

Meanwhile back in Li's room

Normal POV

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" screeched Syaoran as he woke up from an ear piercing scream ( a.k.a Tomoyo's scream from Sakura chasing her)

"Calm down bud it's just Tomoyo and Sakura" stated Eriol casually as if they did this everyday.

"oh... well what the hell are they doing?"

"Oh ummmm...let's just say Tomoyo caught your dear Sakura in an awkward situation and ended up recording it all"

"Sooooo?"

"Oh umm yeah so now Sakura's gone haywire chasing Tomoyo all over the house to get her hands on that tape"

"Hey Eriol what's on the tape?" Syaoran asked with a mischievious glint in his eyes.

"Oh believe me you do not want to know"

"Okay fine I trust you"

"So are you going to tell Sakura you like her or what?"

"Noooo way! Not yet at least. Besides I like teasing her tooooo much to give that up yet."

"Same old Syaoran" stated Eriol more to himself then to Syaoran.

At that precise moment Tomoyo rushed into the room and hid behind Syaoran who had just stood up.

"Help me she's coming" stated Tomoyo terrified.

"Since when is Daidoji afraid of a cherry blossom?" stated Syaoran chuckling lightly.

"Since that so called cherry blossom threatened to throw expired rotten milk at my beautiful hair I just got streaks in last week ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screeched Tomoyo once again making Syaoran deaf as he bent down leaning against the bed that Tomoyo now stood on screaming her lungs off trying to plug his ears from the horrid sound.

"Tomoyo say bye bye to your beautiful locks muhahahhahahahah!" cackled Sakura who had not noticed that at that precise moment Syaoran whom she had not noticed at all was standing up right in front of Tomoyo.

"SPLASH!" This horrid sound was heard as a whole jug of rotten smelly, disgusting, sour, milk was thrown and had landed not on Tomoyo but rather on Syaoran dead on his face.

"Kinomoto" stated Syaoran in a tone more deadly then Sakura's.

"ye ye yess?" she stated back fearful of what might happen.

"You might wanna run" whispered someone from behind her who she assumed to be Eriol.

"I'm two steps ahead of you" she stated as she was about to jet out the door but someone or rather Syaoaran pulled her into a tight embrace and before she could scream her lungs out he had for uhh cheee I don't no the third time pulled her into a lip lock.

Sakura's POV

"That's payback" he stated as he smirked his oh so handsome...I mean ugly hidious smirk.

I could tell that I was blushing like mad but I was furious at the same time so I couldn't really make out what felt worse. Being covered from head to two in sour milk while having the taste of sour milk in my mouth? Being caught in a kiss with the perverted ass hole himself? or having him kiss me again standing their with his triumphant devious smirk?

Either way I guess the monster with in me broke loose because the next thing I knew I was on top of Li choking him to death with Eriol and Tomoyo trying to pull me off of the bastard.

They finally managed to do so and I stood up straight as did Li. I shot him a death glare as he smirked down at me.

'okay calm down Sakura we don't want hell to brake loose' I turned my glare into a big wide ass smile that completely caught Li off gaurd, walked into his washroom, locked the door behind me and let out all of my anger.

Normal POV

Sakura walked into the washroom, the sound of the door locking was heard and then all of a sudden an ear piercing scream was heard all over the world.

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Syaoran's POV

After that horrid scream Sakura stepped out of the washroom.

"What time is it?" she stated calmly though expressionless.

"ughhhh...7 AM" stated Tomoyo and Eriol at the exact same tiime.

"Oh crap we're late" she stated going berserk gathering her school uniform, shoes, and accessories(e.g hairbrush, clips)

"What do you mean we're late school doesn't start until 8 AM" I stated matter of factly.

"Let me rephrase that You and me are late for our detention you moron!" she shrieked before rushing out the door to the washroom across the hall.

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