12/10/2011
Author's Notes:
So…
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Summary: AU brotherly relationship- Alfred's experiences with Wii games. If you don't have a Wii and have no idea what the heck I am writing about, I apologize. Alfred and Matthew are 15 (in 10th grade), Arthur is 27, and Francis is 32. This takes place in the winter, after chapter 1 and chapter 4.
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Mario Kart; Racing
"Dude. You did not just go there."
"Did not just go where?"
"Mattie, you just pushed me into the ice cold water! Now I'm like, in what, 6th place? I was in first before!"
"All is fair in love and war, brother."
"…I hate you."
Wii Sports Resort; Swordplay
"What the hell, Arthur? How did you get so good at swordplay? You're like beating me every time!"
"I used to be part of the fencing team at my school when I was your age. It was practically the only reason I showed up to school at all, really."
"…so does that mean I don't have to go to school tomorrow? I mean, you used to skip it all the time when you were my age and all-"
"No, Alfred. Now, pay attention. I do believe I have just fatally injured you."
Wii Family Games; Life
"Oh my god…I'm so hungry…"
"How long have we been playing this bloody game?"
"I believe about trois heures, mon ami."
"Speak English, Frog! I can never understand a word coming out of your stupid mouth!"
"He said three hours, Arthur."
"Three hours! Wait, Matthew, when did you learn to speak French?"
"Francis has been teaching me for years now, Arthur. We've talked about this before-"
"I'm so hungry…I think I'm going to die…"
"Shut up, Alfred! You ate a huge hamburger two and a half hours ago!"
"So? I'm starving! You know what? That's it, I give up-"
"Non! You cannot give up on Life, no matter how long it takes to win! You must be strong, Alfred!"
"No way, Francis, I can't take this anymore! My stomach is actually hurting from not eating for stomach long."
"Alfred, as your brother, I can tell when you're lying."
"No, Matthew, I actually agree with Alfred, for once. How about we just pause the game for now, and I can go whip up a few tasty scones of mine and maybe brew some tea to go with it-"
"Never mind, I'm not hungry anymore. Continue with Life!"
Just Dance 2
"I'm not so sure about this, Feli…"
"Ve? But it's fun, Alfred! All you have to do is swing your hips from side to side, and then-"
"No, I'm not doing this. I'm not a girl!"
"But I'm not a girl either, and I'm doing it! Plus Ludwig already said he would do it."
"Ludwig? Did you really agree to this?"
"…I have nothing to say on the matter."
"What? C'mon, man, don't put me in this position."
"B-but it would be so much more fun if we had three people to play instead of two, and I really think you w-would like it-"
"Aw, Feli, don't get teary eyed on me! You know I can't- okay, okay, fine, I'll do it."
"Yay! Really? Thank you so much, Alfred! You'll have fun, I promise!"
"Yeah, yeah, okay, we'll see…"
Wii Fit
"Arthur! This thing says I'm borderline overweight!"
"So it would seem."
"What? Wait, you aren't going to defend me or anything? Not going to boost my self esteem by telling me that I'm not fat or something spiritual like that?"
"Well, what would you like me to say?"
"Tell this thing that it's wrong! I'm perfectly fit!"
"…Alfred, I'm not going to scold a non-living object. For one thing, it's a machine, and it can't hear me. Second, it's just doing what it's supposed to. Yelling at it just because you don't like its results would be utterly ridiculous."
"You're a terrible big brother, you know that?"
"Thank you, dear boy, I try my best."
Wii Super Mario Galaxy
"Stupid stars, stupid Rosaline, stupid Peach. How am I supposed to save all of you at one time? I swear, you guys are seriously asking way too much of me, I'm not going to get any sleep tonight…"
"It's just a game, Alfred. It's not real. Relax."
"Yeah, but what if I can't save them, Mattie? What hero would I be then? How am I supposed to help people here on Earth if I can't even save some stupid fictional characters?"
"…I guess you better go get Peach then. I mean, it's not like she's going to go rescue herself, right?"
"Thanks, Mattie…"
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
"I quit."
"What? Why, Alfred-san? We are not even on our fourth round."
"You're too good, man! I can never beat you! At least on all of the other stuff I can at least tie with you, but you're like the boss of this game!"
"Would you like it if I let you win? Perhaps I can try to go a little easier on you-"
"No, Kiku, that would just be insulting…"
"…would you like to read manga, instead then? I got a new series I think you would like…"
"As long as it's not any of that girly, transformer type stuff, sure."
Rock Band 2
"It's the eye of the tiiiiiiiiiiger, it's the thrill of the fight! Riiiiising up to the challenge of our rivalllllllllllllllllll-"
"God, Arthur! Sing quieter! I can't play the drums if all I can hear is you screaming into the mic-"
"Well, please excuse me for your poor music skills-"
"Arthur! You're missing all of the words!"
"This is almost more amusing than the time when you were drunk and-"
"SHUT UP YOU BLOODY FROG!"
"Wait, he did what?"
"It's none of your concern, Alfred. Matthew, ignore him. He doesn't know what he's talking about!"
"Eh?"
"I believe they are old enough to know the truth, mon ami."
"I beg to differ! Why are you even here, I didn't invite you over!"
"Since when have I ever been given an invitation?"
"Great. Thanks a lot, guys. We just failed on like the easiest song on the face of the Earth. Thanks, guys, really. Thanks a ton."
"Oh, stop pouting, Alfred. It's only a song."
"'Only a song'? You know what, no I'm leaving, I can't take this-"
"Oh not this again, let's not have a replay from when we played Life."
"Hey, this is serious! I was going for five stars this time!"
"We can play again anytime, Al."
"Yes, don't get so depressed, mon cher. Maybe next time, I can join in on the fun-"
"No. Your voice is probably even worse than mine, Frenchie, and I don't want you damaging Alfred and Matthew's poor minds than you already have been."
"Are you suggesting that I am a bad influence?"
"Precisely."
"Well, then, Arthur-"
"Oh, god, just stop! No more arguing, seriously! I can't take it anymore!"
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French Translations according to Google:
trois heures- three hours
mon ami- my friend
Non- no
mon cher- my dear
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Author's Notes:
So…good? Bad? Review and tell me!
Another short chapter, but I think it's funny. Sorry if you guys have no idea what games I am talking about; I'm only writing about the Wii games I've played with. I swear that the next chapter will be longer though, I promise! I'll try to make it really long too!
I apologize if any part of the story is unrealistic.
R&R por favor!
-Camie
