I've always wanted to write about what would happen if Vastra got drunk at a tavern, and I finally found an excuse to do so! I'm not lying when I say that I would pay good damn money to watch a drunken duo of Vastra and Strax kick some major ass in a tavern brawl. Although, I don't think Jenny would be all too happy about that XD
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Alcohol
"Come on, sweet thing, take off your clothes for me," Vastra drawled into Jenny's ear. "Let me show you a good time."
"Err maybe later, ma'am, but right now we need to get you back home and into bed," replied Jenny in an urgent tone. "I'm afraid you had a bit too much to drink tonight."
"Oh...And will you be joining me in that bed?" Vastra sure as hell was persistent, as she wetted her lips with her tongue.
Jenny's own lips quirked to form a playful grin. "I might, if you can behave yourself, you daft lizard."
She heard Vastra swear something in Silurian before it turned into a bursting hiccup. While she continued to pull along the very drunk Silurian who was half leaning and half grinding against her, Jenny made up her mind to never bring Vastra to a tavern ever again. She could only imagine the things people will say when they hear about how the Great Detective broke a man's jaw in a tavern brawl.
Though, to be fair, the bloody bastard was asking for it.
