Author's Notes: I had three OC submissions but I wouldn't be able to introduce any of them.
Dusk was almost to the Pokémon Center in the next city when he came across an injured beast. It was a suicune with an broken leg.
"Suicune!" Dusk said, "I'll save you. I know the way to the Pokémon Center.
"Suicune weighs in at 187 kilograms," said the Pokédex.
"Well, I guess I'll have to capture you," Dusk said.
"Okay," said Suicune in a feminine voice.
"Wait! I haven't promised to release you if you want to go," Dusk said.
"Fine," said Suicune.
Dusk threw a normal Pokeball and caught the legendary beast. He ran to the Pokémon Center, and into the Pokemon Center, and to the counter with Nurse Joy.
"Nurse Joy, I found an injured wild pokémon. Here's my trainer card."
"Your second pokémon, I presume. Is it a good one?"
"No, it's temporary because I could not carry it."
"Well, it's probably yours now," Joy said, "A ton of trainers meet their second pokémon in such a manner very early in their journey. Sometimes, it's their first pokémon, but you already have a trainer card, so it was most likely your second pokémon. It's just a weird phenomenon we nurses noticed."
Dusk handed the Pokéball over to nurse joy. He then turned around and saw a pink lucario sitting all by itself.
"Excuse me Nurse, why is there a pink lucario sitting by itself over there?" Dusk asked.
"her trainer abandoned it," Nurse Joy said.
"Really? A trainer abandoned a unique lucario?"
"Some trainers are just bad people. She also seemed to be abused. We have a lot of unwanted pokémon that only need a trainer to take care of them. Three more to be exact."
"Let me guess: blaziken is one of them," Dusk said.
"Yes actually. The other two are a gardevoir with angel wings and a permanently evolved shiny lopunny."
"And all of these pokémon were abandoned? I guess ratatta is a secretly awesome pokémon. There's really no reason for these pokémon to be abandoned. Hell, there are even all evolved."
"The trainer abandoned them because he was a bad person," the nurse assured Dusked.
"But what is the motivation behind abandoning well-trained, unique, and powerful pokémon?"
"To be a jerk obviously. Now are you going to be a good person and not-greedily befriend these wonderful and powerful pokémon and add them to your party?"
"Let me guess: all these pokémon are female."
"Why yes," the nurse said.
"I guess I'll take them."
"Thank you. You are a good person."
The pink lucario ran over and hug Dusk. The nurse gave him all the pokeball. Then the ceiling was lifted up and Arceus descended from the sky and addressed him. "Congratulations Dusk. You have captured six female pokémon for procreation with absolutely no help from me. It is time for the next part of your quest. I have created a new region with six of my favorite female gym leaders that must marry the chosen one if they lose to him. It's in the fine print of their contract. There will also be Team Rocket."
"Are Whitney and Clair there?" Dusk asked, "They are the best MILFs"
"Oh no," Arceus thought, "I forgot about the next generation thing. I can't have this be a MILF fic. I'm pretty sure most of the readers of this story are either lolicons or furries. I don't want to lose views and favorites. Korrina is still pretty young though."
Suddenly, a guy charged into the pokémon center holding two AK-47s. He stood at the height of 6 feet with an athletic build with well-toned muscles, hazel messy yet spicky hair. He had blue eyes and a golden brown skin tone.
"My name is Castor Dorando, and I will destroy you Arceus."
Castor started firing his guns at Arceus but Arceus ignored him. "I will now teleport you to the new region."
With a flash Dusk and Arceus was in some unknown little village. Oddly, Castor was there unloading bullets into Arceus.
"Also, here is a bag full of rare candies," Arceus said before disappearing. Castor stopped firing.
"I apologize for that," Castor said, "I see you have a female lucario too. I must have for any man."
"I'm not sure about that," Dusk said, "What's your story?"
"As a child my parents sold me for drugs and money to some scientists. I was experimented as a child to become a perfect machine to capture Arceus and destroy anyone who stands in my way. I was supposed to become the trainer to defeat Arceus chosen and bring anarchy to the world. Throughout my stay in the labs, I would get stabbed, injected, experiment, and tortured so that sometimes death sounded better but then one day I escaped when one of the guards was too drunk and tried to take advantage of me. Luckily, I beat up the guard and escaped to the night vowing revenge to the building's TR logo."
"So you attacked Arceus automatically due to some biological trigger?"
"Yes. Now that you know my tragic backstory, let us never speak of it again," Castor said.
Author's note: Thank you to ThePrinceOfLight. It looks like I did manage to get an OC in there, but I already wrote the old author's note at the top. Oh well, there's nothing I could do about that. It is all the way at the top of this document after all.
