Hiya folks!

Merci to everyone who read my last chapter and reviewed or tried to review.

Ummmm, yeah

Joyness- No idea what you are talking about. Who had a baby? I don't think I killed anyone…. Yet!

Okay, yes I know that normal people can't go so long without sleep. However this I my story and I shall do whatever I like.

Yes Kakuri still has eyebrows and the rims around her eyes aren't that big.

If it makes everyone feel better, Kakuri can go into a deep level of meditation that allows her body to get the rest normal people get from sleeping, but she is not really asleep.

I won't change this because it is super important to my story, like it's the legs the story stands on.

Anyway-

DISCLAMER- (wow this is not as fun as I thought, its actually a little depressing) I do not own Naruto, Disney movies, Adventures in Odyssey, or Mighty Pythons.

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Hello, my name is Kakuri Uzamaki Uchiha and I just suffered from an assignation attack at the tender age of fourteen.

Bo yeah, my life kicks major butt!

Now back to the show.

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I groaned as Sakura placed her hand on my wound. It's didn't hurt anymore but why miss such a wonderful opportunity to complain.

Wait, stop, back track.

YES, Sakura is alive. Alive I tell you alive.

Cough, yeah moving on.

I looked around my room and sighed. Maybe I should have left that creep to cause mischief. My room was now crawling with ninja.

Party at my house.

My father didn't seem to have the same idea.

"Out everyone."

"But sir," said one unlucky ANBU member. They all seemed reluctant to leave, and I'm sure that fact that both of my parent were in boxers had nothing t o do with this.

Nope, not at all.

"Out now." Sasuke snapped, his sharingan starting to swirl.

It was like they were never there. I stretched out and smiled at my parents.

"Thanks, they were really getting on my nerves."

My father turned to me.

"You idiot" he hissed.

I froze confused.

"What?"

"What the hell was going through your mind? 'Oh look some guy just entered my room in the dead of night, how about I go capture the assassin by my self using a HAIRBRUSH."

"Well, yeah. Kinda."

"A HAIRBRUSH?"

"Hey, in my defense it wasn't part of the plan. Besides it's not like you let me keep weapons on my room. And how was I supposed to know he'd figure out it was me?"

Sasuke's eyes narrowed and he thrust a hand-held mirror at me.

I looked in it confused and gasped.

The mirror-wheel eye bloodline of the Uchiha clan starred back at me.

"Kakuri, you need to know that we were scared stiff. We thought you were dead, we thought…"

It was the first time my dad had spoken since he entered my room. To bad I was POed right then and would take it out on anyone.

"What," I snapped "you thought I fainted, that's all you care about isn't it? Making sure your daughter isn't turned into a weapon. Don't worry dad I'm fine. I managed to survive without your help, again. But what else is new?"

It was a low blow but hey. My parents hadn't taught me how to wield weapons until a few years ago, scarred that I would hurt myself. The only reason they relented was an assassin attack I suffered when I was nine, in a different village that killed my guards, and almost killed me. That was when I gained my scars on my check.

In all those years without weapons to defend myselff I sharpened the only other weapon I had.

My tongue.

I sighed and ran my hand through my hair.

"Sorry dad," I muttered, "I've had a long night."

Naruto smiled at me.

"That's okay," he replied, "we all have."

He patted the spot next to him and I sat down and he wrapped his arms around me and kissed my head.

"But we'll get through it."

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Bet'cah wondering how I survived the attack, not to mention the poison.

Come closer, it's a secret.

Asante Sana squashed banana! ( the Lion King)

And now for something completely different

(I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay)

Moving on, it's true that the bad guy did get me, just as he pulled out his weapon out my parents entered the room.

Ha!

Take that creepy dude.

My parents don't even let guys I know in my room.

Needless to say the ANBU have another dead body to identify.

After my parents entered the room I did my job, flopped to the floor and played dead.

The truth was that the cut didn't hurt that much. I get worse walking to the front door in the night.

However that poison was another matter.

I was latter told it was a strong sleep medicine, meaning I was targeted.

Gah, being popular has its down falls too.

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Now lets journey back through time together, to the creation of man.

In the background a creationist fights with a scientist for the remote. While his back it turned an alien from the scientologist mother ship knock the Christian out and carts him away for dinner.

No?

Okay lets skip to the invention of mans worse nightmare.

No, not taxes.

The doctor's office.

Dum, Dum, Dummmmm.

Okay here is a day in the life of Kakuri.

Wake up- oh wait wrong Kakuri.

Me-

Sit around a wait for everyone else to wake up, maybe study some jutsu.

Take a shower and get presentable

Wish my father good luck on what ever mission he has and drag Dad to the office.

Help Dad with the paper work (I get bored easily so I learned to system a looonnng time ago)

Eat a light lunch

Go to the hospital and learn some healing techniques

Throw up

Eat a bigger lunch

Wait, go back

Throw up.

Why do I throw up you ask?

Simple, since I was little my family has been slowly adjusting me to various poisons.

These including sleeping medicines.

GREAT ISOSCELES TRIANGLES, I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW STONE HEDGE WAS BUILT.

Or something like that.

Yeah that's right, my body is adjusted to almost all poisons that is why the assassins medicine didn't work on me.

Yes I know I am a genius.

That means the only way for me to activate the curse is for someone to knock me out.

(Fat chance)

Or fall asleep. Note to self, stay away from physic lectures.

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There we go!

Yes you may now shower me with complements.

Ummm, yeah. Anyway. If anyone noticed I posted two chapters within two day. This is because school starts tomorrow and I will be really busy.

Really, Really busy.

Like I will go to school at seven and will probably not get home until around eight. And that is on a good day.

I don't know how I will update but I will try my best. It will probably be a little hectic for a while.

Ohhh. I think I figured out what Joyness meant.
Kakuri IS A GIRL!

Not a boy, GIRL.

Yes, I hope that cleared it up!