N: the long awaited chapters to KITF. I am so sorry about this late update I've been super busy and writers block has made it bitch to get these chapters out. Seriously, I had no fuel to write anything but now I do. Thanks for dropping in to read and please enjoy.

Warnings: yaoi, m-preg, hermaphrodite, boy-pussy and D/s yaoi sex! Now if these thing squick you out, by all means leave. This story is not for you.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.


Chapter Eight: The Naruto Fan Club-You're so cool, Boss!


"Oh man! We're gonna be late ITA~ come on!" Naruto exclaimed trying to pull his mate to the door by his arm. Itachi stayed put, barely moving and inch at Naruto heartfelt tugs.

"Ita~! Get a move on!" Naruto whined. Itachi calmly replaced his head gear and mask then gave his own tug to Naruto's arm making the blond fall into his chest. Naruto's face burned and he shyly looked up at Itachi with questioning eyes.

"Before we leave Naruto-kun I must ask something of you." Naruto cocked his head curiously but gave a nod.

"My identity must be kept secret for the moment and I ask you to address me as 'Takashi' instead of Itachi." Naruto frowned and looked down briefly.

"Why?"

"It would be dangerous for you if people knew of my existence at this time." Itachi didn't mention it would be dangerous to him as well, it didn't matter. He felt that Naruto's safety far out ranked his own.

"This…this has something to do with Sasuke too?" Naruto whispered.

"Partly, yes." Itachi answered truthfully. Naruto looked at him and nodded. But he had one more question to ask.

"If people ask…if they ask what you are to me can I tell them you're my ma-boyfriend?" Naruto went red again but he felt he had to ask. He didn't want some perfumed, big boobed, make up caked faced woman to try and take Itachi from him. Naruto knew he didn't have much to offer in the way of looks but he's be damned if some bimbo tried to steal Itachi away.

As if he could read Naruto's mind Itachi let out an amused chuckle and leant down to kiss Naruto's forehead through his mask.

"Of course." Naruto grinned happily and then groaned. They were getting so late.

"Itachi stop distracting me and let's go!" Naruto smacked the older man on his chest in mock anger.

"Where are we going?"

"Outside the Hokage to-."

Before Naruto could finish Itachi transported them to their destination in a swirl of leaves. Once their feet hit the ground Naruto waved a bit, looking around in surprise that they were right where they needed to be.

"-wer. What the blrugh…" Naruto covered his mouth in an attempt to quell his sudden nausea. Itachi chuckled again, rubbing Naruto's back up and down soothingly.

"Relax it will pass." He whispered and Naruto gave a small nod. The nausea started to ease and soon he was left with only a mild dizziness.

'Geez, he could have warned me…' Naruto grumbled in his head but brushed it off when he heard a familiar voice.

"Nee-chan! Nee-chan!" Konohamaru shouted running at full speed towards him stopping just in time before he ended up crashing into Naruto.

"You're late Nee-chan." The boy said pouting cutely. Naruto bent as little and rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.

"Yeah, well I had trouble getting out of bed this morning." Naruto had no idea how he kept a straight face while saying that but he was proud of himself for doing so. Konohamaru gave him a look but nodded and reluctantly accepted his answer.

The Hokage descendant now turned his dark eyed gaze on Itachi who got a surprisingly hard glare.

"Who are you supposed to be? Nee-chan's bodyguard or something?" Itachi stared down at the little boy flushed under his gaze but still stared at him waiting for his answer. Itachi wondered why the child was addressing Naruto like an older sister instead of an older brother. He must be under the impression that Naruto was female.

An honest mistake really. Naruto was still at the age where his female peers would be still lacking in the breast area. That combined with the excess of female hormones flowing through him due to his new assets and the high voice it was easy to make that assumption about Naruto's gender.

It would be wrong of him not to correct the boy.

"No I am not his bodyguard." Itachi said putting emphasis on the 'his'.

"His, what-?"

Taking a double take at Naruto, Konohamaru gaped at the blond as if seeing him for the first time. Naruto bit his lip looking briefly at Itachi wondering what was wrong with the young boy now.

"You're a boy?" Konohamaru breathed making Naruto's eyes widen in surprise. "Wow you're pretty for a boy." Konohamaru went red at the same time Naruto did. Itachi looked at Naruto again in amusement. Naruto shook his head and willed his embarrassment away and ignored Itachi's amused gaze.

It wasn't his fault he didn't correct Konohamaru, he didn't mind either term anyway. Naruto scowled to himself. They were here to train for the exams not to talk!

"Pshh…pshh!" all three turned to the wooden fence wall where an odd moving square sheet was pressed against it. Naruto guessed it was supposed to be the same camouflage he used to use but whoever was behind it now held it sideways so the paneling didn't match up with the rest of the wood.

In summary he could see them clear as day.

"Oh. Oh!" Konohamaru ran to the camouflage and threw down a smoke bomb. It was a very strong one and it had Naruto hacking in matter of moments. Itachi patted his back seemingly unaffected by the harsh smoke. It took a bit of time for it to clear but when it did Konohamaru and two other children were standing in the midst posing like superheroes.

"I'm Konohamaru-!"

"I'm Moegi!" the girl announced

"And I'm Udon!" the other boy said sniffling.

"And were team Konohamaru! The official team of Uzamaki Naruto!" they all struck another dramatic pose and they looked at Naruto's dumbstruck face expectantly but really what could he say?

Konohamaru saw Naruto's confused face and took this opportunity to explain. Folding his arms and smirking Konohamaru gave Naruto a sly look.

"You're our new sensei Boss. You see I'm getting nowhere with my old sensei and you're skills are just what we need to shoot straight to the top!"

Uncurling his arms and jabbing a thumb behind him he gestured to his friends.

"You see boss? We all got goggles like you!" they all fiddled with their new head gear and laughed.

"You're the best!" Moegi added. With big smiles and cheer filled eyes they waited for Naruto's reply. The blonde in question just stared at them. There right in front of him where three kids who thought he was the best. Who wanted him to train them because they liked his skills even if they haven't seen them.

They wanted him. No strings attached. Tears glossed over Naruto's eyes but he held them back, refusing to cry and ruin this moment. Square his shoulders he stalked over to the group. Looking them all in the eye Naruto intoned his rules. Is he was going to agree he was going to do this right.

"If I do this you guys have to follow my orders to a tee. No complaining about anything being too hard for you to handle. You are my team right?"

"Right!" the kids replied. Naruto thrust out his fist and they all bumped theirs into his.

"Alright now let's go train!" Naruto shouted throwing his hand up and grinning at the answering cheers and hollers. Naruto snuck a glance back at Itachi to see his reaction, feeling elated when the older male nodded at him once, approving of his decision. Naruto gave him his sweetest smile and turned back to his new team.

A slight tug on his jacket turned his attention to Moegi who had a confused look on her face.

"Ne~ Naru-chan? Are you alright with us calling you boss? We could call you okami (1) if you like." Naruto sweat dropped and resisted the urge to knock his head against the ground. Maybe he should have corrected Konohamaru yesterday. This being mistaken for a girl this was getting a little old.

Konohamaru rolled his eyes at Moegi's question and decided to answer for Naruto.

"I was wrong, Naruto's a boy." He threw a glare in Itachi direction as if he was responsible for Naruto's sex.

"Ohh…" Moegi and Udon said both giving him the wide eyed look Konohamaru gave him not moments ago. Naruto groaned and smacked a hand over his face in exasperation.

"Can we just go train now?" Naruto started walking down the path and Konohamaru jumped right next to him throwing another little glance at Itachi who stayed in the back of the group. Itachi looked down at him and Konohamaru flinched and tuned his back. Moegi and Udon took their place on Naruto's other side.

"Of course boss! And then we could show you our awesome battle techniques." Konohamaru said proudly. Naruto grinned at him and nodded along.

"I'm going to be training for the chunin exams now you guys, so I won't be available all the time." The kids looked disappointed at that but Naruto kept his smile up.

"Don't worry I'm going to make as much time for you guys as I can so cheer up."

"Can we come and watch you train if you can't train us at the time?" Moegi asked. Naruto looked back at Itachi who gave him a look and Naruto turned back to the small orange haired girl.

"Sometimes, yeah. But other times it'll be too dangerous for you to be around." He said it in a semi ominous voice making the kids stare in awe.

"It's going to be that hard in exams isn't it?" Udon asked sniffling. Naruto nodded but gave the paling boy a reassuring smile.

"I'm sure you guys will breeze through that when you're ready right?" Udon nodded smiling gently. Konohamaru jumped in front of Naruto to gain his attention back and gave the blonde a smug grin.

"Duh! And then I'll be one step closer to beating you, boss!" Naruto went to retort when Konohamaru not paying attention to where he was going bumped into someone coming from the side of their group.

"Hey kid, watch out!" the boy he bumped into growled angrily snatching Konohamaru up by his collar. Konohamaru gulped as a painted face was suddenly in his.

"Don't you know who I am brat? I think you should make up your disrespect to me." The boy raised his fist to hit Konohamaru but Naruto's harsh growl made him pause.

"Let him go!" Naruto snarled fist clenched. How dare he treat Konohamaru like that? He was just a kid as so what if he knocked into him by accident? Stupid asshole should just get over it.

"And what are you going to do about it, little girl?" the boy taunted. A vein popped up on the side of Naruto's head in irritation. When he got home he was going to have a long talk with Kyuubi.

"Naru-nii-chan is not a girl, ugly!"

"Who the hell are you callin-"

"Kankuro let him go." A new voice ordered and the owner of said voice walked into view. Cold green eyes locked onto Naruto's ocean blue. Suddenly Naruto felt as if someone punched him in the stomach causing him to exhale harshly. The seal on his stomach burned like never before and he struggled not to clutch at his stomach in pain in order not to appear weak in front of the others.

'Kyuu?' Naruto questioned and what answered scared him more than he would admit.

Kyuubi was screaming.


"Demon talking regular"

'Human thoughts'

"Demon language talking"


Garra eyes bored into Naruto's sensing the second chakra residing within him. He knew that this was the boy his master wanted him to meet. His fingers tingled as the sand inside his gourd twisted and turned aching to do his master's bidding. But he couldn't release his sand now it was too many witnesses around him. He needed to get the blonde alone.

"Shukaku! You little fat bastard!" Kyuubi snarled, chakra poured from his fur in thick cloudy waves. His claws dug into the floor of his cage and his tails whipped around his body wildly.

"Shukaku! Answer me you-"

Naruto groaned softly biting back the pain in his head and belly from Kyuubi's anger. He had no idea what the fox was so angry about but Naruto felt like he was going to pass out if he didn't calm down. And what language was he speaking in? It was nothing Japanese he could recognize in Kyuubi's horrifying screams. He figured that Kyuubi was howling in his native language and Naruto wished he would stop.

The sound was scaring him, but Naruto couldn't lose focus now. His team member was in danger.

He decided he was going to end this and he stalked up to Kankuro and snatched Konohamaru from his hands. After he pulled the young boy behind him he pushed Kankuro hard in the chest making the taller boy stumble back in surprise at the force of it. He scowled at the blonde wanting to retaliate but a warning glance from Garra stopped him in his tracks.

Putting his hands up defensibly in front of him he laughed nervously. It was oblivious his brother meant business.

"Hey, sorry about that. I guess I'm a little hyped up for the exams." He bowed a little to show his sincerity and eyed the red head for approval. Garra didn't look at him but kept his eyes on Naruto.

"You." Naruto blinked and turned at Garra surprised to be addressed. He nodded once at the red head grimacing lightly at the pain it caused.

"What is your name?" Garra demanded. Naruto felt Kyuubi yelling louder in his head but he still couldn't understand what the fox was saying. The pain from roars was making his throat feel full of cotton and he couldn't answer. Luckily Konohamaru got his voice back and whipped his head at Garra glaring.

"He's Uzamaki Naruto, future Hokage!" Konohamaru spat at Garra angrily. He couldn't believe some jerk just snatched him up like that. Garra kept his eyes locked on Naruto and said one more thing before flashing away, his sibling following soon after.

"Kyuubi." Naruto's eyes widened in fear at the low spoken name. How did he know about Kyuubi real name? How did he know about Kyuubi period? Did someone from the one of the councils give out his secret? No they were way too ashamed of him to give out such information.

"Naruto." Itachi said wrapping a hand around his shoulder blade. Naruto looked up at his mate with a shaky smile trying to convey that he was alright but the older man was not convinced by his half hearted gesture. But thankfully didn't say anything giving Naruto's shoulder a squeeze before Konohamaru slid slyly in between them forcing them apart.

"Ne~ boss, thanks for helping me out just now even though I was this close from kicking that guys butt." Konohamaru grinned up at him puffing out his chest. Naruto smiled softly at the display feeling a bit better by it and the fact that Kyuubi suddenly went quiet. The anger was still there but thankfully it was more bearable now.

Moegi rolled her eyes at Konohamaru's bragging and checked her little orange tabby cat watch and gasped at the time. Moegi pushed Konohamaru from in front of Naruto and bowed.

"Thank you boss for saving Konohamaru. We have to leave now since we still have a half day of school today. See you tomorrow?" Naruto nodded at her smiling. Moegi gave Udon a look and he flinched.

"Oh! Yes, thank you boss." He bowed too sniffing. Bowing to Itachi too Moegi stood straight and grabbed Konohamaru's and Udon's hands to led them away giving the couple both waves goodbye.

Naruto watched them go until they disappeared from view. As much as he wanted to spend more time with them he was glad they had to go. He had to find out what was wrong with his papa.

Itachi reached over and turned Naruto's face towards his seeing pain in his young lover's eyes. Naruto whimpered softly and pushed his face into Itachi's gloved hand.

"Takashi, I think something's wrong." Itachi frowned at that. Laying his hand on Naruto's hip he drew the younger boy closer.

"Are you not feeling well?"

"No, nothing like that. Something…in here." Naruto pressed a hand into his abdomen and Itachi caught his hint. Itachi gripped Naruto hip tighter silently asking if he wanted to go back home. Naruto shook his head no and sighed heavily.

"Let's go into forest kay? That always makes me feel good." Itachi nodded brushing Naruto bangs back a bit.

"Fine. Get on my back." Naruto jerked his head back staring at Itachi incredulously.

"Eh?"

"I'm not letting you walk there. Get on." Naruto still stared for a moment before slipping out of Itachi's hands and stepping behind him. Itachi bent down low enough for Naruto to climb on easily and Naruto wrapped his arms and legs around Itachi tightly. Itachi put his arms under Naruto thighs for leverage and took off leaping high in the air and landed on top of roof.

Naruto buried his face into Itachi's shoulder breathing in his scent to try and ground himself and his emotions. He already tried talking to Kyuubi but the fox just stayed quiet. It made him more than scared and he needed to get a place where he could delve into his mind safely and talk to his papa.

The hot poker like feeling of Kyuubi's anger was not a feeling Naruto ever wanted to get familiar with.


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