So I just found out my brother's taking me to the fucking BEACH. Oh God, two days at the beach! HIS COMPANY TURNS SHIT OFF.
AAAARGH. At least Mike's coming, too! I love her so much. In a non-lesbian way, obviously.
Holy shit, was that MIKE? SATANISH AUTOCORRECT. I meant MIKU!
(Add to dictionary.)
I'm gonna spend my WEEKEND with my brother and my best friend, which isn't so bad if only she told me she wasn't homestuck anymore.
Fact is, remember her imaginary e-mail friend KAITO? (Like, all capital letters/) He mailed her that they'd meet in the BEACH, and Miku wouldn't've gone because her DAD wouldn't let her if I didn't invite her!
That li'l Daddy's Girl. . . Unfortunately, when I told her exactly THAT, she told me I's a 'Delightful Brother's Baby.'
Goddamn it. This ain't stopping me from updating though! We're leaving in three hours. Why, you ask? I delayed our time a bit.
(BANG BANG)
"RIN! GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!"
Christ.
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I'M IN THE BATHROOM SO I'VE TO MAKE IT QUICK.
Rui was absent in school. She's too worn out and she'd suffered too much injuries.
She couldn't speak. Let alone stand.
She hated running away from her problems. But apparently she couldn't do anything about it now.
Nobody'd dismay in her absence. They'd rejoice. She'd just been a ghost in the school, invisible to everybody's eyes.
How she wished life stayed like that.
It all began when she walked in a group of classmates who were about to inflict injury upon a fellow schoolmate.
Fear had taken over, and their eyes had been tormenting her, though they had said nothing.
It wasn't until her next assignment that she realised she'd become like them.
No…it wasn't like that.
She'd been their puppet: A lonely toy whose strings were anticipating, craving to be yanked. And she welcomed their invitation unstintingly, feeling like she belonged with them when she so wholly knew not.
Lenka would tend to her wounds and Rinto would make sure she wouldn't get into more trouble she didn't deserve but wanted to get herself into.
She'd stayed like a good girl on her bed all day, staring at the ceiling brewing another potion that'd lead to end this dull existence. Of course, she wouldn't let them get rid of her.
They'd dirty their hands, all of which she'd worked hard to keep neat by doing all the bloody work they instructed her.
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We're in the train now, mofos!
Hey y'all! ; ) MIKU HATSUNE'S BACK. OH MY CHRIST WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!
Just now XDDDDDD RADICAL, RIN! LOLOLOLOL Your brother looks like a spiny little faggot in those trunks and that tee.
Yeah, you don't need to remind me THRICE before typing it here.
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW! WAZAMATTER, Rinny-Buns? It's a fucking SATURDAY! So let's PAAAAAAARTAAAAY!
Easy for YOU to say!
(She's jealous that she ain't got no boyfriend.) Don't worry Rinniekinns, your face will attract millions of hot gaiz!
I don't think I'd like the Pedobear type. Besides, my cute and charming and innocent appearance will fool anyone out of anything! I'll never get raped because they'd die of my adorableness before they do!
LOL, it's 'cause you've got rape-repellent boobs. OH WAIT.
(CENSORED FIGHTING ON THE TRAIN IN WHICH LEN GOT BEAT UP INSTEAD BY 'ACCIDENT.')
THAT'S UNCALLED FOR!
Don't twist your thongs in a knot. I was just kidding! 'Sides, they've grown a couple of centimetres last I saw them.
Stop it! Jesus, people are LOOKING!
LET THEM SEE.
...
Rin and Miku are having the weirdest fight ever. I think I stopped them fighting.
Nope, Tufty. Miku's just asleep.
OWOWOWOW! STOP YANKING MY HAIR!
Weird. Pulling his ahoge shoulda shut his ass up.
"So how long till we get to the beach?"
"W-what?"
"HOW LONG TIL WE GET TO THE DAMN BEACH."
"You're not even shouting! You're always overusing the Caps Lock."
"I'm the Supreme Caps Lock Overlord! What'cha gonna do 'bout it, she-male?"
"She-male?"
"Dammit Len, you know I can't explain shit to save my fucking life."
"I hate your metaphors."
"And I hate your meta-whores."
"My lovelife's got nothing to do with hermaphrodites!"
"AHA! SO YOU DO KNOW WHAT SHE-MALE IS!"
"Rin. People are LOOKING."
Oh. Well crap.
. . . I don't think I should let Len type, right? But HONESTLY, my arms are tired.
Gee, thanks Rin. To what do I owe this pleasure of writing now? . . . ROMANCE?
People are looking. They need to get their own lives. . .
. . . So Rin told me that it'd be great if this "Rui" gets a "hot dude." I don't know where she gets this idea—BELIEVE ME—but I can't type here my suspicions because she's sleeping soundly next to me. Sigh.
We should get there by noon, and we're half an hour away. I should make the best out of this. . .
Rinto and Lenka were worriedly waiting by the door of Rui's room.
Lenka was worried sick like a mother: To think…all this was happening behind their backs. She couldn't pretend that this didn't shake her, but asking her who her aggressors were was no use. Rui's philanthropy of sympathy zipped her mouth.
It frustrated Lenka to no end.
Rinto, on the other hand, was outraged.
Who'd dare defile his sweet cousin? He could think of no one at all, except felony cartoon villains wearing lab coats and. His imagination range was that of a teaspoon—
. . . Nah, I suppose Rin's genderbend isn't that stupid.
Who'd dare defile his sweet cousin whose pure heart didn't deserve their vice? He could think of no one at all whose intentions were too evil.
They'd found her in the classroom. . . Soaked in blood, she was, and could hardly breathe through her airways.
They couldn't tell whether this was an attempt in suicide or attempt in murder.
They're pretty sure it's attempted murder.
There were cuts and wounds in places that even Rui couldn't reach in her anatomy.
It was decided that Rui should be guarded by Rinto at all times, but Lenka proved a point about him devising to seduce some of her classmates while protecting her, so that's crossed out.
That sounded Rin-like enough!
They reached the option of giving all of her classmates restraining orders—and then soon it had to be marked out, too, and in the end, they chose to release Rui out of the confines of her house while one of them will confront her class personally and threaten them to never mess with her again.
Rinto volunteered. Obviously because he didn't want anyone to lay a finger on his sexy twin, and he had exponential leverage on the students compared to Lenka, whose effect might only lead to gang rape, and she'd probably only enjoy it.
Also, Rinto hadn't a clue how to do First Aid.
It was around lunchtime of Day 3 of Rui's absence that Rinto dressed up into a Man in Black, shades and suit and all, and secretly bid Lenka goodbye as the latter explained to Rui, who's stuck on her bed and didn't stand up for days, that Rinto would just buy more oranges.
Rui stated that nobody in their right mind would go out for groceries wearing a tuxedo and sunglasses.
Lenka deadpanned what she said by retorting that Rinto was indeed not in his right mind.
Meanwhile, Rinto was making his way to the school…after literally going to the grocery store.
On the way to Rui's school he wolfed down on the oranges—he was rather flattered with the group of girls who asked for his autograph halfway to his destination as they might've thought he's an action star from a movie.
He finished his oranges just when he reached her school. He didn't use Lorna this time because she's having major surgery: Her bruise was getting healed.
The school was noisy, it being lunchtime and all, and he couldn't have chosen a better time to intimidate some idiots.
However…he was about to step inside the school when he heard the most curious noise that stood out in the school's boisterousness: It sounded like a clang of metal. He followed where his instincts took him, attuned his ears to more of the interesting noises until he blindly stumbled upon an alleyway alongside the school gym, where a large wall partitioned him from the suspects causing the racket.
Rinto didn't think a wall would be something he couldn't scale, so he pulled a garbage bin over to support him and pressed his ear against the bricks.
"Why'd you hurt her?"
A manly voice Rinto had trouble recognising.
More noises. "What's it to you?"
Sounded scared albeit his rough voice and tough words.
Footsteps.
"I don't think you're being nice to her at all," said the first voice.
There's a thump, and then a thud, then whimpers.
"I-I was told to, all right! I didn't mean it!"
"It looked as though you did. . ."
A sort of ringing sound.
"NO! NO! DON'T!"
Rinto's eyebrows furrowed. He even dared to peek over the wall, but he's afraid to blow his cover.
"This one time." The first voice sounded unlike what he did earlier. "I'll let this slide this one time. And if you as much as look at Rui—"
"I won't! I won't! I WON'T, DAMMIT! STOP!"
Unusual splitting noises. Rinto's breathing was incoherent: This was about his cousin! Someone's standing up for her.
"Move along. I don't need to waste anything on you."
Footsteps again, and this time his voice was a dangerous whisper.
"Speak of this to anyone and I'll rip their throats out with my bare hands—one by one—and I'll cut your tongue before I run that same bloody blade through your body, slowly, intimately, killing you. Understand?"
A shove, then fast running.
Rinto couldn't help himself anymore; he looked over the wall, but he was too late to get a glimpse at anything else than a pair of neon yellow eyes that disappeared when the silhouette moved to the other street.
WE'RE HERE! YEAH! We're just gonna take a plunge in the water for a bit! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The sea's fucking GORGEOUS! Damn, didn't think it to be so sensual before. Rin's brother just went out to check in for the cottage—WITH TWO BEDS?—and Rin and I swam in the ocean. Just taking a break!
Rin's gone to get refreshments. Fuck school! THIS IS THE SHIT WE DESERVE.
Man, the sun's SHINING, there're no strippers around to steal the show—ME—and I'm wearing an awesome bikini. Rin's TTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute in her swimsuit! It's not exactly as sexy as mine, but DAMN. Enough to turn a straight girl on. It's this cute V-neck swimsuit and bottom bikini. She's fucking white, Jesus Christ.
. . . Ahem. KAITO'S WAITING FOR MEEEE~ We're having a date later!
He's so HOT, SO BLUE, SO SEXY, SO ATTRACTIVE, SO BEAUTIFUL—SO—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBS.
Wait. Wait. WAITWAIT!
Holy crap. Speaking of white—which's just a few sentences ago—shut it—ALBINO'S HERE. IN THE BEACH.
AND HE'S WALKING TO RIN, WHO'S WALKING TO ME WITH DRINKS IN HER HAND, UNAWARE OF THE BITCH AURA.
. . . Drama bomb activate in T-minus 3.
2.
1—
"YOU!"
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YESH. I UPDATED TWICE. BEFORE YOU GOT TO REVIEW. SORRY. YOU'RE WELCOME XD Want a spoiler about Rei? X3 HE'S NOT WHAT HE SEEMS. YES! YES! THEY WENT TO THE BEACH! Aaaaand I'm overusing the Caps Lock -_- Do review, as it motivates me! =3= CLIFF-HANGER TIMES TWO XD
