Okay, Psychotic Bryan by request. Look out for a Hilary drabble as requested (I'm working on it) and a Michael drabble - ideas welcome. Sorry to the person who requested the Bryan drabble, I got busy and could only upload ones I'd already planned out, and I wanted the Bryan on to be just right. So, here you go.
#8: Psychotic Bryan
"82 bottles of beer on the wall… 82 bottles of beer…"
The annoying midget was currently knocking beer bottles off the wall. One after the other they smashed on the hard concrete, spraying glass everywhere, thoroughly annoying Bryan.
"Ian, you're being childish and fucking annoying and if you don't stop you're going to be in a world of pain."
Another bottle smashed as he spoke. His eye twitched in frustration, a vein throbbing in his forehead.
"Eighty-one bottles of beer – hey! Put me down!"
Half an hour later, Tala walked in. "Why is Ian hanging upside down from the balcony by his knickers?"
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