Author's Notes: For the sake of not knowing Eddy's father's name, let's just call him Jack.

-2:30 p.m.-

-Eddy was half way thru a days work at the site-

"Phew!" the symbolic leader of the Eds sighed in relief, wiping the sweat off his face.

He had just finished laying out and entire truck load of steel beams hours before he was scheduled to finish. He had already decided that if he was gonna leave his friend in such a hurry, he'd have to be back in even more of a hurry, so he kicked into high gear. He walked over to his dad, who was on his break, and spoke in between being short of breath.

"Hey pops."

"What is it?" Eddy's father spoke on his regular deep, harsh voice, still chewing his food.

"I'm gonna head out.Jack and his work buddy's immediately bursted out in laughter.

"I don't think so pipsqueak, not until you fini-"

Their laughter was interrupted by looking behind Eddy to find an entire days work done.

"I'm gone." Eddy said with a smirk before walking away.

"Y-yeah..." Jack said, his lunch falling from his dropped jaw.

-3:05 p.m.-

Eddy had gone home, and with a shower and a change of clothes he made his way to Ed's house.

Walking to Ed's backyard, Eddy stared begrudgingly at Ed's basement window.

"Nah." He said out loud, choosing to go through the front.

Walking into Ed's front door without knocking, Eddy was once again greeted by Jimmy and Sarah going at it on the couch. The young couple broke away hearing him enter.

"Don't you two have anything better to dohe said walking towards the stairs.

"Fuck off, Eddy!" Sarah yelled at him from the edge of the couch.

"I'm telling Ed you two did it!" Eddy yelled back from half way down the stairs.

Hearing this made all the color from Sarah's face vanish.

"Brat." Eddy mumbled under his breath, opening the basement door and walking down the stairs to his room.

"Hey Monobrow, I'm back early from w..." Eddy jaw hit the floor when he saw the site before him.

His beloved friend was lying on the floor. What was on top of him was even more astonishing, a completely top less May Kanker looked at Eddy with horror in her eyes before jumping off of Ed and reaching for her shirt. Ed immediately got up to cover his girlfriend, and tried to explain himself.

"Eddy!"

"What..."

"I can explain!"

"The..."

"It's not what it looks like!"

"Fuck..."

"Ed!"

"What!"

"Why is she here!?"

"I-"

"Why is she naked!?"

"She-"

"What were you doing!?"

We-"

"Why is your dick hard?!"

"You know why."

Eddy slammed Ed's door behind him, and tried to calm down. He sat down on Ed's bed and waited for May to get dressed, the he spoke.

"Okay...when."

"Like, a few days ago."

"What."

"We're dating."

"Where."

"Just here so far."

"How."

"Long story, but it involves comic books and gaming."

"Whyyyyyyy" Eddy said, tossing himself back on Ed's bed.

"Eddy..." May said, looking from behind Ed.

Eddy looked at her.

"I don't mean to intrude or anything...but I can explain everything if you want..." May said, feeling as though she crossed some line.

"...start talkin' " Eddy said, kicking his feet up.

"Well, ya see... As May proceeded to tell Eddy the entire story, he began to calm down and understand.

"Ugh..."

Ed and May waited patiently for Eddy to absorb it all.

'Taking something like this in all at one time took me forever' Ed thought,' It's gonna take a while fo-'

"Alright, I get it." Ed's thoughts were stopped short by Eddy's comment.

"So you two are fucking? Guess I can't blame ya."

"We'll, it's not really as simple as that." Ed said, grabbing May's hand and locking them into a laced finger hold.

"Hmmmm..." Eddy said, scratching his chin.

"Alright, if you two are goin at it, then I'm next."

EdMay stared blankly in unison.

"No, ya nimrods, not like that. I mean it's my turn to get a girl. Eddy got up from the bed.

"Alright you lovebirds, we're off to find me the lucky Dame that'll have the pleasure of dating me. To the mall!"

-To Be Continued-

Authors notes: I'm stopping this chapter short for the sole purpose of lack of time, school, job, plus writing an essay for this college scholarship I'm applying for is taking all my time. But don't worry, within 1 or 2 weeks I'll be back to writing new chapters at least three times a week. Til next time guys, stay weird.