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Me: (walks up to hiding sunny) what did you do this time

Sunny: spray painted ratchet's wenches

Me:ok

Sunny:aren't you gonna help me

Me: nah, Hey Ratchet!

Ratchet: (walks in)

Me: Found Sunny (runs away) I don't own transformers only my oc's

71. Santa is not a stalker

Yes he sees you when your sleep

Yes he knows when your awake

72. Santa is real

At least when Annabelle's on base he is

73. No Christmas trees

They do not make bot sized trees

And some of us are allergic to Real trees

Pulse wheeljack does Not need ideas

74. No who got the biggest present contests

Really big does not mean better

I mean look at the size of the autobots compared to the human population

Size doesn't matter

Unless it comes to weapons...

75. Do not ask what everyone go you for Christmas

They will not tell you sunny

76. If Galloway tried to tell Annabelle of any of the young one santa's not real you have everyone's permission to throw/shoot your weapon at him

He will chase after you thought

77. No searching thru people's room to find your present.

The Lambo twins searched thru my room

They almost knocked over my Greek fire

In other words the base almost went up in flames

78. The Decepticons did not send us presents

This just goes to show you how stupid some people are

We are now looking for a new base

79. Do not tell Ratchet about Santa

well don't explain him the way I did

This is how I did: santa's a fat, old guy that stalks you all year than breaks into your house on December 24 and leaves you presents

80. Don't go thru your presents with a metal detector

Sunny I don't even want to know how you got a bot sized one