The Kitty Katswell Show Season 2
Tossed Salads & Scrambled Brains
Alright. This chapter idea was given to me by DarkMageDragon. The main TUFF agents get their brains switched when Keswick demonstrates his 'new and improved' brain swapping device. Can he get their brains back to their original person? Read & see.
After the agents get their brains swap will be like this: Karey(Kitty), Keswick(Dudley) & so on throughout the chapter. So enjoy!
It was a late winter day in Petropolis. The snow was melting, because of the recent rains that went through the area.
Spring was coming and everyone was excited.
Anyways, the scene goes to the DeLisle Park in the eastside of Petropolis and it shows Kitty's & Dudley's house now.
It shows Kitty & Dudley sitting at the kitchen table.
Kitty was reading the newspaper & Dudley was eating his breakfast.
The audience whistles, whoos, cheers, & applaudes for them.
Dudley was dipping his bacon into his orange juice. Then he takes out the bacon from it and puts it into his mouth.
Then he takes the bacon & dips it into his Eggs Over easy. Then he puts the bacon into his mouth & eats it.
He then takes a piece of toast & dips it in the eggs. Then he puts it into his mouth and eats it.
The audience laughs at this.
Kitty looks at him a bit, and then goes back to her newspaper.
Then Dudley takes a loud bite from his bacon. Then he takes a loud sip & gulps down his orange juice loudly.
The audience laughs at this.
Kitty sets down her newspaper & looks at him.
"What's the matter?" Dudley asks.
"It sounds like, feeding time at the zoo." Kitty replies as the audience laughs.
"Huh?" asks Dudley, not getting it.
"I can't concentrate with all that slurping going on." said Kitty. "Can you hear yourself, when you eat?"
"No." Dudley said. "This is an operation between, my mouth & my stomach."
The audience laughs at this.
"And my ears don't have anything to do with it." Dudley said as he takes another bite from his bacon as the audience laughs.
"Slurp! Slurp! Slurp!" Kitty sniffs. "Damn! The way, you scrape & soak up food; you outta eat with a squeegee & a sponge. Use Spongebob. He sucks ass."
The audience laughs at this.
"I've been eating like this all of life. Now what's wrong with sopping?" Dudley asks as he dips his toast back into his eggs & eats it.
"It's just not done anymore, Dudley." Kitty started. "Now, you eat a piece of toast or bacon. Then you take a sip of orange juice. You eat. Then sip. Eat. Then sip. That's how it's done."
"It's all going to the same place." Dudley said. "I'm just cutting down on a number of trips."
The audience laughs as Kitty looks at Dudley's plate.
"Well, just try to be a little quieter, okay?" Kitty asks.
"Okay." Dudley said.
Then he picks up his glass of orange juice & a piece of bacon.
"Eat." Dudley said, as he takes a bite from his bacon.
Then he takes another sip of orange juice. Then he takes a bite from his bacon again & he takes another loud sip from his glass of orange juice. And he takes another loud bite from his bacon again.
The audience laughs as Kitty looks at him, just as he was about to take another sip from his glass of juice.
"Makes, just as much noise this way." Dudley said. "Do you want me to go back to slurping?"
"Keep making me lose my place." Kitty said as she strengthens out her paper. "Now where was I?"
Then she goes back to reading her paper.
"Well, that's something." Kitty said.
"What is it, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"'Crime is down in the Petropolis Metro area'!" said Kitty, as she read the article.
"That's great, Kit-Kat." Dudley said as he continues eating his bacon. "Even more good news would be, that bacon's gonna be half off at Vanna's Supermarket!"
Kitty keeps reading the newspaper.
"Speaking of which, Dudleykins." she said. "'Bacon is now half off at Vanna's Supermarket.'"
"OH BOY!" Dudley exclaims loudly as he started drooling & the audience laughs.
"And there's a special at Speedy Toni's Pizzeria!" Kitty reads.
"OH BOY!" Dudley exclaims loudly again. "I LOVE SPEEDY TONI'S PIZZA!"
Then he regains his composure.
"And the special's available during the early evening hours." Kitty continues. "During the 'Wheel of Cash'."
"That sounds like a good deal!" Dudley said. "We should order those pizzas for dinner tonight!"
"Okay, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she closes up the newspaper. "We'll get pizzas from Speedy Toni's."
"Alright!" Dudley exclaims as he finishes up his bacon. "So, what are we gonna do now?"
"Well since we got the morning off." Kitty started. "We relax."
"ALRIGHT!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs. "Time to watch some tabloid tv!"
Then he goes over to the couch & grabs the remote.
Kitty sits in her recliner.
"Haaaaa!" she said as Dudley turns on the tv. "It's been awhile, since we had the morning off."
"Yeah!" Dudley exclaims. "I've been missing my shows!"
Then Maury comes on & Dudley watches the show, as Kitty relaxes.
At Roz's house.
Roz was sitting in her living room, relaxing.
"Haaaaaa!" she said. "There's nothing like, having a morning off!"
Then she eats some of her breakfast which was; bacon-wrapped boneless fried pork chop with white gravy on buttery & salted biscuits.
All of which was stacked on each other to make a sandwich.
"Mmmmm!" she said. "This sure is a delicious breakfast sandwich! Maybe I should patent this!"
Then Roz turned to the clock.
"Well, I've got plenty of time until noon." she said. "I'll start it now!"
Then she stops & thinks.
"Well, since this is a rare occasion for me to have the morning off." Roz started. "I should really rest up. Something tells me, that I'm gonna need it!"
Then she goes over to her couch, and hops onto it.
"Ahhhhh!" she said. "That's nice!"
Then she slumps over & takes a small catnap.
Later.
Kitty & Dudley was getting ready for their afternoon shift at TUFF now.
"Well, it's time to kick some ass & make another dollar." Kitty said as she puts her secret agent jacket on.
"Yeah." Dudley said, as he turns off the tv.
Kitty puts on her white high heel boots.
"Okay, Dudleykins." she said, as she straightens out her hair. "It's time for work."
"Okay, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
Then they started leaving the house, but not before Dudley stopped them.
"Wait a minute, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"What is it, Dudleykins?" asks Kitty.
"I forgot something!" exclaims Dudley loudly. "And it's important!"
"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said. "Go get it."
Then Dudley runs back inside to get his important item right fast.
He soon comes out with a giant paper bag.
"I almost forgot my lunch!" he said as the audience laughs.
"Alright, Dudley." Kitty said as she takes out her keys for the new TUFF mobile. "Let's go."
Then she locks up the house & they get into the TUFF mobile. Then they speed off towards the TUFF headquarters.
At TUFF HQ.
Some of the background poser agents were leaving their shifts & some of the other agents were coming in.
It shows Karey, Devon, & Mini TUFF now.
The audience cheers, whistles, & applaudes for them.
Kitty, Roz, & Dudley walks up.
"Hey, Devon! Hey, Karey! Hey, Minis." Kitty greeted. "How are you all today?"
"We're doing great, Kit!" Devon said, using Kitty's other nickname for her. "We're doing great!"
"That's good." Roz said.
"Yeah!" Mini TUFF exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"So, what's on the playbook for today?" Dudley asks as he sits down in his cubical. "Is it lunch!?"
He takes out a large sub sandwich, loaded with meat & cheese.
He takes a huge bite from it.
The audience laughs at this.
Karey sits down at her cubical.
"We'll probably gonna update on the criminals' statuses or something like that, Duds." she said.
"That sounds like it." Roz said as she sits down at her cubical.
"Okay." Dudley said.
Then he puts his already bitten sandwich next to his computer & gets onto it.
A photo of Kitty in her sexy black bikini pops up.
The audience whoos at this.
"Spank my sexy ass!" she said in a sexy tone. "And you'll get a treat."
"Ooops!" Dudley said. "That's something personal."
Then he clicks the photo of the monitor.
The audience laughs at this.
"What was that, Duds?" Mini Devon asks in a sly voice.
(A/N: Yes. Devon got a miniature version of herself now.)
"Uh, nothing!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "
"Yeah, sure." Mini Devon said as the audience laughs.
Then the Chief's voice was heard on the PA system.
"Would the main TUFF agents & Mini TUFF report to my office!" he shouted.
Kitty stands up.
"Let's go see what the Chief wants." she said.
"I hope, we're not gonna go out & do errands for his ass again!" Mini Roz said.
"Oh, yeah!" Mini Kitty sniffs. "I hated that shit!"
"Me too!" Mini Karey said. "We can be staking out some criminal or protecting the city, then doing something stupid and retarded for the Chief."
"Let's go & see." Roz said.
Then the TUFF quintet & Mini TUFF goes to the Chief's office.
In the Chief's office.
The Chief was sitting at his desk.
Keswick was also standing there next to him with a wide smile on his face.
"What's happening, Chief?" Kitty asks.
"Nothing, criminal wise." the Chief answers.
"Oh." Kitty said.
"So, why did you call us in here for?" Devon asks.
"Keswick wanted to show you all something." the Chief said.
"OH BOY!" Dudley & Mini Dudley said loudly.
Then they sit down with awe as the audience laughs.
"Everyone, pla-pla-please sit down." Keswick said.
Roz rolls her eyes.
"Alright, Keswick." she said as everyone else sits down at the table. "What is it?"
Then Keswick takes out a device.
"What the hell is that?" Mini Devon asks.
"It's my Brain Swa-Swa-Swapping Device, Mini Agent Fa-Fa-Foxx!" Keswick said.
"Oh, no!" Kitty said. "Not that old thing again!"
"What happened, Kitty?" asked Karey.
Kitty turns to her.
"Well, Karey." she started. "Jack Rabbit came out of jail pretending that he changed his ways. So, Dudley found out about this & he switched my brains with his. So Dudley in my body fooled Jack. Meanwhile; me in Dudley's body. I was chased by Wong, that stereotypical Asian duck with the big axe."
She shudders from remembering it.
"So, did you get Jack back eventually?" Karey asks.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "Dudley ends up swapping Jack's brain with Snaptrap's brain. Then Wong comes in & cuts them up with the axe. Damn. That was quite a day."
"Oh." Karey said.
"That was such a smart plan of mine's." Dudley said.
"Way to go, regular me!" Mini Dudley said. "Fist bump!"
"YEAH!" Dudley said.
Then Dudley fist bumps his mini as the audience laughs.
"So, why do you have that out, Keswick?" Devon asks.
Keswick holds up the brain swapping device.
"It's new & improved!" he said. "So, it's sa-sa-sa-suppose to work greater than ever before!"
Then the Chief's intercom goes off.
He answers it.
"Yes, Julie?" he said.
"I've got some mail here for you, Herbert." Julie replies. "I'm coming in with it now."
The Chief rolls his eyes as he turns off the intercom.
Julie walks in with the mail.
"Here's your mail, Herbert." she said with a smile on her face.
"Thanks, Julie." the Chief said.
Julie looks at Keswick's brain swapping device.
"What's that?" she asks.
"It's my Brain Swa-Swa-Swa-Swapping Device!" Keswick said. "I was about to demonstrate this on a test subject."
"That's nice!" Julie said. "Can I watch?"
"Sha-Sha-Sure!" Keswick said.
So, Julie sits down.
"Now for the demonstration!" Keswick said as he presses a button.
Then a cage with a lion appears & a cage with a chicken also appears.
Keswick aims the BSD(Brain Swapping Device) at the lion & chicken.
He pulls the trigger & a laser beam comes hits the chicken and lion, thus switching their brains.
The lion clucks like the chicken & the chicken roars loudly.
Everyone applaudes.
"And they will stay that way, until I ga-ga-ga-give them the anta-anta-anta-antidote." Keswick said.
Then he takes out a small eyedropper that had some green stuff in it.
He grabs two bowls of water & drops four drops of the antidote into the bowls of waters.
The lion & chicken drinks the water, which turns them back to themselves.
"NEAT!" Everyone exclaims.
"Nice magic trick, Keswick!" Mini Dudley said.
"Thank you, everyone." Keswick said. "This baby works better than ev-ev-ever before!"
"So the only way, to switch one back to one's original self is that antidote?" Mini Roz asks.
"That's right, Agent Mini Ra-Ra-Rozzie!" Keswick said. "And it takes awhile for me to make the antida-da-dote."
"Oh!" Karey said. "Well, you better be careful with that Brain Swapping Device then, huh?"
"Yeah." Keswick started before he stops. "Hey, what do you mean; that I have to be ca-ca-ca-careful, Agent Ka-Kitten?"
"Well, Keswick." Karey started. "Between you & Duds. Your inventions always blows up or malfunctions. I'm just saying."
Keswick huffs indignantly.
He hated being told the truth about his inventions. Especially, if the truth was being told by a girl.
"There's no need to worry, Agent Ka-Ka-Kitten." he started. "The Brain Swapping Device is so sa-sa-superior, that nothing can't happen to it."
Then he twirls the device on his finger as the audience laughs.
Then the Brain Swapping Device explodes sending a ray into everyone, thus swapping everyone's brains.
Roz's brain goes into Devon's body. Devon's brain gets into Mini Karey's body. Mini Karey's brain goes into the Chief's body. The Chief's brain goes to Mini Dudley's body. Mini Dudley's brain goes into Roz's body. Dudley's brain goes into Keswick's body. Keswick's brain goes into Dudley's body. Mini Roz's brain goes into Kitty's body. Kitty's brain goes into Karey's body. Karey's brain goes into Mini Kitty's body. Mini Kitty's brain goes into Mini Devon's body & Mini Devon's brain goes into Julie.
Julie's brain remains inside her.
"So superior, that nothing can't happen to it huh?" Mini Kitty(Karey) said. "Just like everything else you make, it exploded!"
"Well, shit ha-ha-happens, Agent Kitten." Dudley(Keswick) said.
Then he looks down at himself.
"Hey! This isn't my body!" he exclaims. "I've got Agent Pa-Pa-Puppy's body!"
Roz looks at herself in Devon's body.
"I've got Devon's body!" she shouted.
The Chief looks at himself in Mini Dudley's body.
"I'M HUGE!" he shouted as the audience laughs.
"Looks like, Keswick's stupid invention switched our brains with each other!" Devon said. "I've got Mini Karey's body!"
"Dudleykins?" Kitty asks in Karey's body.
"Oh, fuck!" Dudley sniffs in Keswick's body. "I've lost my muscles! Keswick got them! And I'm shorter now!"
"I'M TALL!" Mini Roz shouted in Kitty's body. "I can finally ride with the big people!"
"ME TOO!" the Chief shouted.
"Uh, Chief." Karey(Kitty) started. "You're in Mini Dudley's body. So, you can't ride with the big people."
"Dammit!" Mini Dudley(The Chief) said as he kicks a can as the audience laughs.
"Ha-Haw!" Julie(Mini Devon) laughs.
Then Julie shakes her head.
"Oh, man." she said. "Now, that was weird!"
"I'm a girl!" Roz(Mini Dudley) shouted as he feels his curves.
"I'M A FLEA!" The Chief(Mini Karey) cries. "A DRUNKEN, OLD FLEA!"
Then Karey(Kitty) turns to Dudley(Keswick).
"So, Keswick." Karey(Kitty) started. "What are we gonna do!?"
"Well, Agent Ka-Ka-Katswell-Kitten." Dudley(Keswick) said. "It's gonna take awhile, since the da-da-device exploded."
"How long?" Devon(Roz) asks.
"About four days." Dudley(Keswick) answers.
"FOUR DAYS!" Everyone exclaims.
"Four days!?" Julie(Mini Devon) repeats. "That fucking sucks!"
Then Julie shakes her head again.
"Whoa! What is happening to me?" she asks in her normal voice.
"And Mini me has it the worst." Mini Karey(Devon) said. "She got a split personality with Julie."
"Mini Devon's in me?" Julie asks.
Everyone nods.
"Oh fuck!" Julie said. "This is gonna suck! So, I'm a secretary & a TUFF agent at the same time?"
"Yes." Kitty(Mini Roz) replies.
"I'm a secretary!?" Julie(Mini Devon said). "How is this gonna work!?"
"I dunno." Mini Kitty(Karey) said. "We'll think of something."
Then Mini Dudley(the Chief) turns to Dudley(Keswick).
"Dudley or Keswick." he started. "I want you to make that antidote for us, to switch our brains back."
"Uh." Dudley(Keswick) said. "I actually maded that a-a-antidote for that experiment for the lion & cha-cha-chicken. To switch our brains back to our original bodies, I'm gonna have to ba-ba-buy new parts & rebuild the da-da-device, which it gonna take four days."
"Well, Dudswick." Mini Dudley(the Chief) started. "I order you to buy new parts & rebuild that Brain Swapping Device! Right away!"
"Right, Cha-Cha-Chief!" Dudswick said.
Then he runs to the window & looks out of it.
He sees a sexy cat girl, wearing a tight sexy red shirt and skinny blue jeans & black heels.
Her black hair flowed heavenly in the warm breeze.
Dudswick's wolf whistles loudly as his head turns into a wolf's head, briefly.
The audience laughs at this.
"Hey, ba-ba-baby. How's it shaking?" Dudswick said as the audience laughs at his extremely corny line.
The sexy cat girls scoffs.
"Get a fucking like, you motherfucking loser!" she sniffs as the audience laughs.
Dudswick puts his head down as the audience laughs.
"Awww. No pussy for Dudswick?" Mini Dudley(the Chief) said in a teasing voice as the audience laughs.
"Oh! I'm gonna get some pussy, Chief!" Dudswick said. "Ja-Ja-Just you wait!"
"Whatever." Mini Dudley(the Chief) said.
"How are we gonna fight criminals like this!?" Karey(Kitty) asks.
Mini Dudley(the Chief) turns to her.
"Like we always do, Agent Katswell-Puppy or Agent Katswell-Puppy Kitten." Mini Dudley(the Chief) said. "Just go out & fight criminals!"
"Okay." Karey(Kitty) said in a sad voice.
"Anyways." Mini Dudley(the Chief) said. "Other matters now. Who was the one, who ate my lunch?"
Then he burps up his lunch bag.
"Looks like, I did." Mini Dudley(the Chief) said as the audience laughs. "Or shall I say, Mini Agent Puppy did."
Then he turns to Julie(Mini Devon).
"Julie. See if there's any intels coming in." Mini Dudley(the Chief) said.
"Yes sir." Julie said as she goes off to see if there's any intels.
"So, what do we do, right now?" Mini Kitty(Karey) asks.
"We just have to get used to our new bodies, until Dudswick gets the Brain Swapping Device rebuilted." Devon(Roz) said.
"This is gonna make sex very awkward." Keswick(Dudley) said to Karey(Kitty) as the audience laughs.
Then Julie walks in with an intel.
"There's a corrupt deal happening in city hall, Chief." Julie(Mini Devon) said to Mini Dudley(the Chief).
"Mini TUFF!" Mini Dudley(the Chief) shouted. "Go & spy on them!"
"Uh, how is that gonna work?" The Chief(Mini Karey) asks. "With our brains switched?"
"We just do." Mini Dudley(The Chief) said.
"I can handle it!" Mini Devon(Mini Kitty) exclaims. "I'm still a Mini!"
"Okay, Mini Agent Katswell." Mini Dudley(the Chief) said. "Good luck out there!"
"Right!" Mini Devon(Mini Kitty) said.
Then she goes to the tube, which leads to the TUFF garage.
Then Mini Dudley(the Chief) turns to everyone else.
"Alright, everyone." he barks. "You may go & do whatever."
Everyone nods & goes back to what they was doing.
Back at the Katswells' cubical.
Keswick(Dudley) sits down & turns on his computer, as Karey(Kitty) & Devon(Roz) sat down at their computers & turned them on.
"Well, this is someday." Karey(Kitty) said.
"Yeah." Devon(Roz) said.
"HOW ARE WE GONNA HAVE SEX, KIT-KAT!?" Keswick(Dudley) shouted loudly enough that everyone heard, as the audience laughs.
"Well, Dudley." Karey(Kitty) started. "You just have to go without sex, until Dudswick can complete that Brain Swapping Device.
Then Mini Roz walks up.
Karey(Kitty), Devon(Roz), & Keswick(Dudley) turns to her.
"Mini Roz?" they asked.
"Yes?" Mini Roz said in Mini Devon's voice.
"Mini Devon?" Karey(Kitty) started. "Is that you?"
"Yeah." Mini Roz(Mini Devon) said.
"I thought, you was in Julie." Devon(Roz) said.
"I was." Mini Roz(Mini Devon) said. "Then my brain switched into Mini Roz's body. Julie is back to herself again. It must've been a delayed reaction from that fucking device."
"It must've been." Karey(Kitty) said.
Then Keswick(Dudley) stands up.
"Time for a pre-lunch snack!" he said as the audience laughs.
Then he goes to the Snack room.
"Ha! The same ole Duds." Devon(Roz) said. "He may have Kesdick's body, but he still have the same ole love for food."
Then Julie walks up to them.
"Agents; Katswell-Puppy, Katswell, & Puppy." she started. "The Chameleon is impersonating famous celebrities to get free stuff."
She shows them the intel.
"Get the rest of your team & try to stop him in your forms." Julie said.
"Okay, Julie." Devon(Roz) said with a determined look on her face.
"But why didn't the Chief come in here & tell us himself?" Karey(Kitty) asks.
"Well,.." Julie said as the audience laughs.
It shows Mini Dudley(the Chief) riding some kiddie rides at the water park.
"WHEEEEEEEE! I LOVE BEING BIG!" Mini Dudley(the Chief) cheers loudly as the audience laughs.
"Oh. I see." Karey(Kitty) said.
Then Keswick(Dudley) walks up with a huge sandwich.
Karey(Kitty) turns to him.
"Dudley." she started. "The Chameleon is impersonating famous celebrities & getting free shit! We must stop his ass!"
"Alright, Kit-Kat." Keswick(Dudley) said. "I'm game!"
Then he opens his mouth wide and eats the large sandwich within seconds.
The audience laughs at this.
Then Mini Kitty(Karey) and Mini Karey(Devon) walks up.
"What's up?" Mini Karey(Devon) asks.
"The Chameleon's up to no good!" Karey(Kitty) said.
"Okay!" Mini Kitty(Karey) said. "Let's go & stop his ass!"
"Yeah!" shouted the rest of her partners.
Then they go down to the TUFF garage & gets into Karey's car. Then Karey(Kitty) speeds off into the city.
At Frida's La Comida.
The Chameleon was standing next to it.
He was looking inside.
"Hmmm?" he thought to himself. "Look at all that delicious food! It looks so good!"
Then he starts thinking.
"I can pose as a famous celebrity, go in there & get some free food!" he exclaims, as he laughs loudly. "Heh! Heh! It's clever, yes!?"
Then he turns himself into a gray female tiger cat with black hair, green eyes, thin rim framed glasses, wearing a black business ladies' suit, black skirt, & black heels.
"I'll be the local food critic; Melissa Marie Fey!" he said as he walks inside to the restaurant.
Frida was standing at the counter, when 'Melissa' walks in.
Frida looks up.
"Hello. Welcome to Frida's La Comida." she started. "I'm Frida."
"That's nice." Melissa(The Chameleon) started. "I'm Melissa Marie Fey. Petropolis' famous food critic. I rate restaurants by their food, quality, & standards."
"I know all about you." Frida said as a waitress gives Melissa a menu. "Kate will be your server."
"Okay." Melissa(The Chameleon) said.
"I'll go cook your food." Frida said.
"Heh! Heh! Excellent!" Melissa(The Chameleon) said.
"Oh, by the way Mrs. Fey." Frida started. "What's wrong with your voice. It sounds all nasally & whiny."
"I have a little cold? Yes! I have a little cold!" Melissa(The Chameleon) said as the audience laughs. "Yeah!"
"Hmmmm?" Frida mutters to herself as the waitress takes The Chameleon to a table. "That's not Melissa Marie Fey. The real Melissa M. Fey was here a couple of days ago & she always call two days in advance before she visits restaurants."
She then looks at a list of criminals taped on the cash register.
"I think, that was The Chameleon I've heard so much about!" she said to herself. "I better call TUFF!"
Then she takes out her cell & calls the Chief.
Meanwhile, the agents was still looking for the Chameleon.
"So, where is The Chameleon?" Keswick(Dudley) asks loudly.
"I don't know, Dudley." Karey(Kitty) said. "That's why, we're looking around!"
Then the car monitor goes off.
Mini Dudley(the Chief) was on it.
"Agents." he started. "The Chameleon is posing as Melissa M. Fey & is trying to get free food at Frida's La Comida. Stop him!"
"Right, chief!" Karey(Kitty) said with a determined look on her face.
She speeds up the car and they reach Frida's La Comida in no time.
They all jump out of the car with their weapons drawned.
"Alright, everyone." Karey(Kitty) said. "Get your weapons ready!"
Keswick(Dudley) takes out his weapon, which was a calculator.
"Dammit!" Dudley sniffs. "I've got a fucking thingy with the numbers."
"Duds." Devon(Roz) said. "That's a calculator."
"Fuck!" Keswick(Dudley) sniffs as the audience laughs. "Even in Keswick's body, I didn't know that!"
"Let's go!" Karey(Kitty) shouted.
Then the scrambled TUFF agents jumps inside with their weapons & sees Melissa M. Fey(The Chameleon) get served.
"Alright, Chameleon!" Karey(Kitty) said. "You are under arrest!"
"Oh, shit!" the Chameleon said as he turns back to his normal form. "It's TUFF agents!"
"Time to test out this body for my advantage!" Devon(Roz) said as she pounces onto him & started beating the hell out of him.
Mini Kitty(Karey), Mini Karey(Devon), & Karey(Kitty) started beating the hell out of him, as Keswick(Dudley) eats some of the free food.
"Ow! Ackk!" the Chameleon cries, as he throws them off of him. "I'm outta this joint!"
Then he turns himself into a motorcycle.
"See ya!" he shouted as he speeds out of Frida's.
"Dammit!" Mini Kitty(Karey) sniffs. "He got away!"
Then Frida walks up to them.
"Thanks, TUFF." she said. "For stopping a fucking stupid criminal from getting a free meal!"
"Anytime, Frida." Karey(Kitty) said. "Anytime."
Frida looks at her.
"Hey. Why does your voice sound like Kitty Katswell's?" she asks.
"It's a long story." Karey(Kitty) said.
"Let's get back to TUFF guys." Devon(Roz) said.
"Yeah!" Keswick(Dudley) said as he burps loudly as the audience laughs.
Then they went back to TUFF HQ.
Later at TUFF HQ.
Karey(Kitty) was at her desk tying something on her computer, as Devon(Roz) was also doing the same thing.
Keswick(Dudley) was in the break room, relaxing with The Chief(Mini Karey), Roz(Mini Dudley), Kitty(Mini Roz), & Mini Roz(Mini Devon).
Roz(Mini Dudley) was messing around with the breasts.
"Oh, yeah!" Roz(Mini Dudley) said. "I am messing around with regular Rozzie's sexy big breasts.
The audience laughs at this.
"Don't let regular me see you doing that!" Kitty(Mini Roz) said. "Or she'll beat the shit out of you!"
Then Mini Devon(Mini Kitty) walks in.
"Whew!" she said. "I've got plenty of information on the corrupt deal at city hall!" she said as she sits down.
"That's great, Mini Devon or Mini sis." Kitty(Mini Roz) said.
Keswick(Dudley) was eating the normal Keswick's lunch.
"Mmmmmmmmm!" he said. "This is some delicious shit! I wonder, what is it?"
Kitty(Mini Roz) looks at the sandwich.
"It's a chicken salad sandwich." she said. "The type of sandwiches he loves."
"Speaking of which." The Chief(Mini Karey) started. "I wonder if he's rebuilding that Brain Swapping Device or not?"
It shows Keswick's lab now.
Dudswick was busy planning on the new Brain Swapping Device & lifting weights at the same time.
"Now to add tha-tha-this!" he said as he lifts a 550lb. weight. "Then add one of tha-tha-these!"
Then another sexy girl walks pass his lab window.
"A SEXY GA-GA-GIRL!" Dudswick shouted. "I'll go out to them and impress them with my ma-ma-muscles!"
Then he jumps out of the window & goes after them.
There was a scream & a slap heard.
Dudswick comes back to his lab with a red handprint on his face.
The audience laughs at him.
"Might as well, get back to wa-work!" he said.
Then he goes back to rebuilding the Brain Swapping Device.
"Hopefully, he's rebuilding the Brain Swapping Device." Keswick(Dudley) said.
Karey(Kitty), & Devon(Roz) walks in now.
"Hey, people!" Karey(Kitty) greeted.
"What's going on?" Devon(Roz) said.
"Not much!" Everyone said. "Just getting use to our temporary bodies!"
"That's good." Devon(Roz) said. "Because, it might take Dudswick awhile to rebuild the Brain Swapping Device."
Karey(Kitty) looks at her watch.
"It's time for punchout for the day." she said.
"Time for 'Wheel of Cash'!" Keswick(Dudley) exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
Then all TUFF agents started clocking out for the day.
At Kitty's & Dudley's house.
The scrambled couple was watching 'Wheel of Cash' & was also eating some Speedy Toni's Pizza.
"This has been some day." Karey(Kitty) said. "I miss my body."
"Hey, at least you're still a sexy cat, Kit-Kat." Keswick(Dudley) said as he eats several slices of pizza as the audience laughs. "I'm an ugly freak show!"
"I hope, Dudswick is working hard." Karey(Kitty) said.
"Yeah. Me too." Keswick(Dudley) said. "I miss my strong, buff abs & strength!"
"Me too, Dudleykins." Karey(Kitty) said as she eats some pizza. "Me too."
Then the contestant spins the wheel on tv.
The wheel stops on $7,000 tab.
"I would like to solve." said the contestant.
"Of course!" said the host, who was Cat Sajak.
"'Go fuck yourself!'" shouted the female contestant.
"Correct!" shouted Cat as the studio audience applaudes.
Then the real Cat Sajak crawled out.
"That's not the real Cat Sajak!" she shouted. "I AM! THAT IS THE CHAMELEON!"
Then the fake Cat Sajak turns into the Chameleon.
"Ah ha!" he laughs. "It is I; The Chameleon! And I won all of these free prizes!"
Then he hops into the brand new 2013 Porsche Cayenne loaded with prizes & speeds out of the studio.
"There goes that bastard the Chameleon now!" Keswick(Dudley) shouted. "WE MUST STOP HIM!"
Then he picks up Karey's(Kitty's) ray gun.
"Yeah." Karey(Kitty) said. "But there's nothing we can do about it now."
"Why not!?" Keswick(Dudley) whines as the audience laughs.
"Because, it's a taped show." Karey(Kitty) said. "It taped earlier in the afternoon."
"Oh." Keswick(Dudley) said. "Hopefully, we'll get that lame-ass Chameleon!"
"Yeah!" Karey(Kitty) praised. "And we're gonna beat the hell out of them!"
"Yeah!" Keswick(Dudley) shouted. "It's a good thing that we got the next few days off. So, we can relax!"
"And to give Dudswick plenty of more time, to rebuild that Brain Swapping Device too!" Karey(Kitty) said.
Then the phone rings.
Karey(Kitty) answers it.
"Hello? Karey Kitten-Kitty Katswell-Puppy here." she said.
"Hey, sis! It's me; Devon Foxx-Rozzie." said Devon(Roz) said on the other end. "Did you saw, what I just saw!?"
"Yeah." Karey(Kitty) said. "We saw."
"Oooh! I wanna get that cunt so bad!" Devon(Roz) sniffs.
"Yeah!" Karey(Kitty) said. "I wanna thrust my knuckles through his ugly looking, retarded face!"
The audience laughs at this as she punches her fist into the second fist.
"I know, what you're talking about!" Devon(Roz) said. "Anyways, we got the next few days off. So, what do you wanna do?"
"Well." Karey(Kitty) started. "We can get used to our temporary bodies & go to the park? I heard, that it's gonna be nice for the next several days."
"Okay!" Devon(Roz) said. "See you tomorrow."
"Alright." Karey(Kitty) said. "See ya."
She hangs up the phone & turns to Keswick(Dudley) as he takes another slice of Speedy Toni's pizza and takes a huge bite from it.
"Who was that, Kit-Kat?" he asks.
"That was Roz." she said. "She was asking, that have we seen the stupid Chameleon & she wanted to know, if we wanted to go to the park tomorrow and I said yes."
"Oh." Keswick(Dudley) said. "Okay, then! Maybe, I'll give Keswick's puny-ass legs a workout!"
The audience laughs at this.
"And maybe, I can tone up Karey's upper arm muscles too!" Karey(Kitty) exclaims happily.
Then they both go back to watching 'Wheel of Cash' on tv.
Several days later.
The scrambled TUFF agents were at the movie theaters.
"These last several days had been great!" Kitty(Mini Roz) said. "I was able to use my new body to my advantage!"
"Yeah!" Keswick(Dudley) said. "I feel stronger now!"
Mini Roz(Mini Devon), Mini Kitty(Karey), Kitty(Mini Roz) & Mini Karey(Devon) walks in with several tubs of popcorn, sodas, & nachos.
"We've got the food, guys!" Kitty(Mini Roz) exclaims.
"OH BOY!" Keswick(Dudley) shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"SHHHHHHH!" hissed the movie theater audience at Keswick(Dudley).
"Sorry." Keswick(Dudley) said in a whisper as the audience laughs.
"This is gonna be some movie!" Devon(Roz) said as she takes her food. "I heard, that it got a whole lot of ass kicking!"
"Yeah!" Kitty(Mini Roz) said. "It's gonna be great!"
"And nothing's gonna interrupt us from seeing it too!" Karey(Kitty) said.
And just on cue; Devon's(Roz's) wrist com goes off.
She answers it.
"Yes?" Devon(Roz) answers.
"Agent, Foxx Katswell!" shouted Mini Dudley(The Chief). "The Chameleon is posing as the late comedian Redd Foxx and is getting free stuff from the malls & banks! Please stop his lame ass!"
"We're on it!" Devon(Roz) said.
"Also, come back here when you arrest his ass." Mini Dudley(The Chief) said. "Dudswick finally got the Brain Swapping Device rebuilt."
"Right, Chief!" Devon(Roz) said turning off her wrist com.
"What was that about?" Karey(Kitty) said.
"The Chameleon is back at it." Devon(Roz) said. "We must go stop his ass!"
"Awwwww!" Keswick(Dudley) said as he was downing his food. "I was just starting to enjoy myself!"
"And Dudswick finally got the Brain Swapping Device rebuilted now." Devon(Roz) said. "So, we're to report back to headquarters as soon as we deal with the stupid lizard."
"THAT'S GREAT!" the scrambled TUFF quintet exclaims loudly.
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" hissed the movie theater audience as the audience laughs.
"Awwwww!" Roz(Mini Dudley) said as he was downing more of his food with his blouse open. "I was just started getting used to this sexy body too!"
"Hey!" Devon(Roz) shouted. "I heard that!"
"Alright, everyone." Karey(Kitty) said. "Let's go stop that stupid Chameleon!"
Then they all ran out of the theater.
At the DeLisle Park Mall.
The Chameleon had a bunch of free stuff.
"Ho ho!" he laughs. "This is the best heist, I've ever had! Posing as a dead comedian, that most of the people have never heard about was a clever idea!"
Then he takes out a small pamphlet of the mall.
"Now, were to go?" he asks as he looks through it. "Ah ha! How about the Peach store, where I can get the new & popular technology! Yeah! Then I'll be the most tech savvy criminal in all of Petropolis! Heh! Heh! Clever, yes!?"
Then he changes into a red fox with gray hair & goatee beard, wearing a blue bowling shirt with a vertical black stripe, black business pants, & black dress shoes.
"Time to get more free stuff!" The Chameleon said, as he goes into the Peach Store.
In the Peach store.
The Chameleon walks up to the counter, where there was a teenaged cat girl.
"Like, hello." she started. "Welcome to the Peach Store. I'm Melody. How can I like, help you & junk?"
"Hello there, young lady." The Chameleon said. "I'm Redd Foxx!"
Melody looks at him with her head tilted to one side.
"Who?" she asks as the audience laughs.
The Chameleon laughs at her cluelessness.
"Ha! What a stupid bitch!" he thought.
Then the TUFF quintet rushes in.
"Not so fast, Chameleon!" Karey(Kitty) shouted. "We're on to your fucking games!"
Redd(The Chameleon) turns to them.
"I am not the Chameleon." Redd(the Chameleon) said. "I am Redd Foxx!"
"No you're not!" Mini Karey(Devon) shouted. "Because, Redd Foxx is my grandfather & he died twenty one years ago!"
"Like, this is totally some Jerry Springer, Maury type shit here!" Melody said as the audience laughs.
Karey(Kitty) grabs a glass of water & splashes it on Redd(the Chameleon), thus malfunctioning his suit & turning back into himself.
"Ahhhhh, fuck!" the Chameleon sniffs as the audience laughs. "I should really get that fixed!"
Then Karey(Kitty) delivers a brutal Katswell Kitten punch to the jaw, thus knocking him down to the floor.
"My jaw!" The Chameleon cries.
Then Devon(Roz) gives the Chameleon a karate kick to the groin, as Roz(Mini Dudley) & Keswick(Dudley) give him their Puppy punches.
The Chief(Mini Karey) gives him a brutal kick to the Chameleon's ugly face.
"Good one, Mini me!" Mini Kitty(Karey) praised as she bodyslams onto the Chameleon.
Then Mini Karey(Devon) grabs the Chameleon by the neck & starts choking him.
"This is for my grandfather!" she shouted as her hold gets tighter.
"GAAAAKKKK!" the Chameleon cries.
Mini Roz(Min Devon) twists his legs.
"TAKE THIS!" Mini Roz(Mini Devon) shouted.
"AHHHHHHHKKKKK!" the Chameleon cries.
Then Kitty(Mini Roz) deliver a brutal cat karate chop to the Chameleon's head.
"XIANG!" Kitty(Mini Roz) shouted.
Then Karey(Kitty) raises her fist in the air.
"Wait a minute, sis!" Devon(Roz) called.
Karey(Kitty) turns to her.
"What?" she asks.
"Let's use our new move on his ass!" Devon(Roz) shouted.
"Okay, sis!" Karey(Kitty) said.
Then they both bump fists and then started jumping up & down and then stops in mid-air.
Then a dark blue & dark emerald green light surrounds them, which made their fists glow in those colors.
"KATSWELL SHAFT!" they both shouted.
They throw their powerful punch into the Chameleon's face. Sending him flying out of the Peach Store & he lands into the mall fountain.
Karey(Kitty) runs up to the fountain & takes out the Chameleon, as Keswick(Dudley) put the handcuffs on his wrists.
"You may think you're smart, Chameleon." Karey(Kitty) started. "But we're smarter!"
"It might be the concussion talking." the Chameleon slurred. "But you sound like, Agent Ka-Katswell, Agent Kitten."
"Shut up!" Keswick(Dudley) said as he slams the Chameleon's head into the mall fountain statue.
The audience laughs at this.
Later at TUFF HQ.
The scrambled TUFF quintet was sitting in Keswick's lab.
"That was some move, girls!" Keswick(Dudley) said. "It was like; ZAM! POW! Knockout!"
"That was so fucking cool!" Mini Roz(Mini Devon) exclaims.
"How did you girls do it?" Roz(Mini Dudley), Mini Kitty(Karey) & The Chief(Mini Karey) asks.
"We been practicing that for a year." Karey(Kitty) said.
"Yeah!" Devon(Roz) said. "We got the idea from Duds!"
Just before anyone can reply; Mini Dudley(the Chief) & Dudswick walks in with the Brain Swapping Device.
"Alright. Is everyone here?" Mini Dudley(the Chief) asks.
"Yes, Chief!" the scrambled TUFF agents said.
"So, did you all stop the Chameleon?" Mini Dudley(the Chief) asks.
"Yes, Chief." Karey(Kitty) said. "He's rotting back in jail."
"And we also returned all of the free stuff back to their owners too!" Mini Kitty(Karey) added.
"That's good." Mini Dudley(the Chief) said.
Then he turns to Dudswick.
"So, Dudswick." he started. "Got the Brain Swapping Device ready?"
"Yes!" Dudswick said. "It's more pa-pa-powerful then ever!"
"That's great!" Mini Dudley(the Chief) said. "But, I don't wanna go back to my old body! I love being big!"
"And I don't wanna be back to having no ma-ma-muscles & being a whimp!" Dudswick exclaims. "There's so much of the sa-sa-sexy females to adore out in the fa-fa-fucking world! So, I'm not ga-ga-giving up this body!"
"I'm not giving up this body, either!" Mini Dudley(the Chief) shouted.
Karey(Kitty) rolls her eyes in disgust as the audience laughs at the two morons.
"GIMME THAT!" she shouted as she snatches the Brain Swapping Device from Dudswick. "I'll do this!"
Then she turns to everyone.
"Alright, people. Stand in a line form, please?"
Everyone gets into a line form; including Mini Dudley(the Chief) & Dudswick.
Then she gets into the line too & presses the button on the Brain Swapping Device.
A ray goes into everyone, thus sending everyone brains back into their original bodies.
"So, did it work?" Devon asks.
Kitty looks down at her own body.
"I'M BACK TO MY OWN BODY!" she exclaims happily. "YEAH!"
Everyone looks down on their own bodies.
"IT WORKED!" they exclaims in unison as the audience applaudes.
"Awwww!" the Chief said. "I'm back to being small."
"Awwww!" said Keswick. "I'm a small, whimpy na-na-nerd."
The audience laughs at them.
Roz feels all over her body & took out several bags of chips & bones.
"I feel so dirty." she said as she runs a hand through her hair.
Several more bones, sticks, & some dirt fall out.
"I need to take a long, long bath in my Jacuzzi." Roz said.
Then she leaves.
"Well," the Chief started in a miserable voice. "You all my go now."
"Alright!" the TUFF quartet & Mini TUFF exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
Then they ran out of Keswick's lab.
Julie walks in.
"Herbert." she said. "Is there anything I can do..."
She looks at him & starts laughing.
"Hee!Hee!Hee! Oh, Herbert. You look so cute!" she said.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" the Chief said.
Julie then takes out a mirror & shows him his reflection.
The Chief had a hot pink wig in a ponytail.
The audience laughs at him.
"Ah, I see." he said. "I'm keeping it!"
The audience laughs.
At Kitty's & Dudley's house.
Kitty was relaxing in her Jacuzzi.
"Haaaaaaaaaa!" she sighs happily. "It's great to be back in my body!"
Then Dudley walks in & gets into the Jacuzzi.
"Haaaaaaaaaa! It feels so good to have my strong buff abs back!" he said.
"Mmmmm! Yeah!" Kitty said as she rubs his abs. "So, wanna make up for lost time?"
She rubs her hand towards his groin as the audience whoos.
"Oh, yeah!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"Mmmmmm! That's good." Kitty said. "But there's a little business, that I need to do first."
"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
Then Kitty turns to the camera.
"I hope, you all enjoy this chapter." she started. "Even though, we had our brains swapped into different bodies. Anyways, tune into the next chapter. It's gonna be great!"
Then she does a sexy headshot pose as the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays & the audience applaudes.
