Okay, I have a question for everyone- Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen!!! Oops, Levan Polka addiction getting worse. I mean, if you did drugs and flew a rocket ship while listening to this song, you'd be the expert or something!!!(inspired by amazing YouTube vid). Except it would be in first person. *looks around for a sedative* Damn, none. Well, on with the story!! FEEL FREE TO ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE STORY!!!
"Jeez, what happened to the story?" Firedance muttered, slapping down a card on the table.
"You're just mad that it's getting closer to Natureboy3's story!" Peachkit replied, placing his/her card on the table.
"DUH!!" Firedance shouted.
"Ow," Hollyleaf said, rubbing her ear.
"I mean, it wasn't supposed to be like this! It was supposed to be based EXTRA LOOSELY on his story!" Firedance ranted.
"Cool it," Firestar's ghost said, laying down his card.
They all reached forward and flipped over their cards. "Yosh!!" Firedance shouted, pulling the cards towards her.
They all repeated, putting down a card and flipping them over at the same time. "Maybe you could inprove the story by not having Jayfeather and Cinderheart MAKING OUT EVERY TWO SECONDS!!!" Icebreath (an OC of mine) yelled from across the camp where she is covering her eyes from the security cameras.
Peachkit and Tigerkit both pulled out Camcorders and ran over to where the two cats were. Yellowfang walked out of nowhere. "Put the cameras away!" She started chasing the two kits.
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Squirrelflight had Tigerstar's ghost come and set up a clean Port-a-Potty with a camera so everyone could have a private talk. Brambleclaw used it first.
"WHY'D SHE TAKE AWAY SODA!!!??? IT'S MY ONLY REASON TO LIVE!!" He screamed, sobbing his eyes out. "I NEED SODA!! I MUST HAVE IT TO LIVE!!"
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After another hour of ranting Crowfeather, who was there for some reason, got pissed and pushed the port-a-potty over. Tigerstar had to put it back up and then Crowfeather used it. "Nightcloud won't leave me alone! She's always trying to fuck me! It's getting scary!"
Loud screaming from outside the port-a-potty told him that Nightcloud was freaking out. "Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit-"
WHAM!! "HOLY MOTHER FU-"Crowfeather yelled.
(The camera's videotaping still) Apparently, Nightcloud was throwing herself at the port-a-potty. She was screaming stuff that is better left unsaid while Crowfeather gripped the toilet for dear life. "Oh god!!!" He yells as the port-a-potty almost falls over. "D: Help me!"
Tigerstar: *reading a magazine, doesn't look up* Huh?
Crowfeather: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *port-a-potty has tipped over and it rolling down the hill…..somehow…..*
"!!!" Crowfeather screamed, while Nightcloud was running after the port-a-potty frothing out of the mouth.
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Leafpool was walking down the street, holding random money in her random pocket. Rubbing her arm where it had been stepped on repeatedly, she entered Starbucks and went up to the counter. "Leafpool?"
Leafpool, not paying attention managed to smack her injured wrist on the counter corner. "Ow!" She looked up. "Oh hi, Sandstorm! Why are you here?"
"Making money so that Jayfeather can get the hell out of my house. He's been acting like Haku Yowane lately." Sandstorm said with a sigh.
"Haku….Yowane? Wtf." Leafpool said.
"I meant he's been getting drunk a lot." Sandstorm explained.
"Oh….anyway, I'll have a venti, extra strong, coffee." Leafpool said.
(A/N: I put a lot of these don't I? Btw. I don't order coffee at Starbucks so if that sounds weird please tell me!)
"Comin' right up!" Sandstorm said and moved off to make the drink.
Boom!! The door flew off its hinges as Crowfeather came flying past them, running for his life. Nightcloud skidded past the door then rushed inside. "CROWFEATHER YOU SWEET THING!! LET ME [censored] [censored] [censored] AND [censored]!!!" She screamed, frothing out of the mouth.
Leafpool stared at the crazy she-cat. "Umm…"
"She does that every other day. We're running out of money to fix the door!" Sandstorm said and looked at the hole in the wall.
"Uh….huh…."Leafpool said, picking up the drink while Crowfeather was screaming that Nightcloud needed a tranquilizer from inside the men's bathroom, his back against the door as Nightcloud attempted to get in.
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(I do a lot of those too)
Leafpool took the coffee back to Squirrelflight then returned to the tent. "I feel like total crap." She told Brightheart, who was tending to Peachkit and Tigerkit.
Leafpool:????
"Why are you three in here?" She asked the sniffling kits.
"We were trying to make love!" Tigerkit piped up as Brightheart wrapped his wrist with gauze.
Cinderpelt's ghost, being there for some reason, went bug-eyed and passed out with a thud. "Yeah! But the things we use keep breaking. Then it hit us in the face." Peachkit added.
"What….things?" Leafpool asked, trying not to fall over.
"Oh small twigs, maybe some vines. Stretchy stuff that bends." Peachkit amended modestly.
Leafpool fainted with a thud while Brightheart finished patching them up and shooed them away before fainting herself.
I think they got the wrong idea.
