Mothers Chapter 9: Tests and Teachers

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Towa: So you finally got off your lazy ass and decided to type this, huh?

Kitsune: Hey! I am a very busy man, I'll let you know!

Kratos: Really? I thought you were just playing games on the computer and Xbox all day. And on your Nintendo DS.

Kitsune: I was also at school!

Towa: Where you would play you DS in class, that school right?

Kitsune: So? My teachers let me because I'm just that fucking smart!

Towa: Any yet your grades are average around low-A to high-B?

Kitsune: I'm just lazy, ok?

Kratos: So you admit to it! Ha!

Kitsune: Fine! I admit it! I am a lazy bastard! So what!

Kratos: I like pie!

Kitsune & Towa: …

Towa: Just start the damn story already.

= Konoha Academe =

Iruka had started to call out the names of the teams, starting with Team 1 and moving up. "Alright, Team Seven will be Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uch-"

"YES!" shouted Sakura.

". As I was saying, the last member will be Naruto Uzumaki."

Everyone looked at Sakura who had dark storm clouds over her head. Though some of the people around her would swear they heard a "Shit." Escape from her lips.

"Ok…" continued Iruka, "Your Sensei will be Kakashi Hatake. Team Eight will be Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame. Your Sensei will be Kurenai Yuuhi." He took a breath. "Team Nine is still in circulation from last year, so Team Ten will be Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Amakichi." This time everyone heard a shout of "SHIT!" that came from Ino.

"DAMNIT! STOP INTERRUPTING ME!" Shouted Iruka, leaving several students in shock, having never heard their teacher swear.

"Okay then. Your Sensei is Asuma Sarutobi. Now you are dismissed for a lunch break, then we will wait for your teachers to arrive." Everyone bolted out of the class room, except for Naruto and Sasuke, they never bolted, and Sakura, who was still moping.

After lunch, everyone was in the classroom, and after a few minuets of waiting the window was shattered open, and a black ball of cloth flew into the middle of the room, followed by a streak of tan and purple. The cloth was unraveled and pinned to the ceiling and walls to reveal it was a sign. The streak stopped in the middle of the room and shouted what was written on the sign. "Sexy and Single: Anko Mitarashi!" Kiba took that opportunity to wolf whistle.

The class was shocked at the new arrival, and the crickets could be heard clearly. Iruka was the first to compose himself. "Um… Anko? Why are you here?" Hearing her name Anko turned around and latched onto Iruka's arm, sticking it into her ample bosom. "Iruka-kun! I'm here to pick up my new students!" This got the class into an uproar, gossiping about who was the lucky, or unlucky, ones stuck with her. After a few seconds, Iruka used his 'Demon Head Jutsu' to shut them up. Everything was quiet after that, until the door opened, and the unimportant Jonins came in and retrieved their unimportant students. A couple minuets later, A woman with long black hair and scarlet red eyes walked in, introduced her self as Yuuhi Kurenai, scolded Anko, and took Team Eight with her. As soon as he left, A man with black hair, brown eyes, and smoking a cigarette, walked in. Naruto remembered him as Sarutobi Asuma, the Sandime's son. He took Team Ten, leaving Anko, Iruka, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura as the only occupant's in the room.

One hour passed… Two hours… Three hours… Then the door finally opens, and a man with silver hair that tilted waaay to the left, a headband covering his forehead and left eye, and a mask covering the rest of his face, except for his right eye and some skin around it. He looked at the desks, and lazily waved at the three irate students, giving a small "Yo!" in greeting. He then looked toward Anko, who was sitting on Iruka's lap glomping the poor/lucky man.

"Anko? What are you doing here?" The masked man asked. Anko stops her glomp and looks at him.

"Kakashi! You are soooo fucking late!" she shouts while pointing an accusing finger at him.

Kakashi looks sheepish (Somehow .) and rubs the back of his head, his eye becoming a little smile in the place of his mouth. "Sorry," he apologizes "I guess I got lost on the road of life." This causes everyone to faceplant. "Meet me on the roof in five minuets.

When everyone is on the roof and sitting, Kakashi begins his little speech. "Alright everyone, how about we introduce ourselves."

Sakura looks at him funny "Sensei, what do you mean by that?"

Kakashi shrugs, "You know, your likes, dislikes, hobbies, dream, stuff like that."

"Can you go first Sensei, to show us how it's done?"

"Ok then. My name is Kakashi Hatake, I have lots of things I like, a few dislikes, my dream is…. Well, I have lots of hobbies!" the three students are deadpanned. The three think in unison 'all we learned was his name!' Kakashi snaps them out of their slump by announcing Anko's turn. "You already know my name, I like Dango and Nai-chan. I don't like white snakes and people who are LATE!" She turned and shouted this into Kakashi's ear. "My hobbies include Tea Ceremonies and playing in Training Area 44. (You'd be surprised how people get the number wrong) My dream is to have a white snake skin on my wall, after I've gutted it while it is still living." She ends with a sickly sweet tone of voice.

Kakashi points to the left, "Now it's pinky's turn" this makes her fume.

"My name is HARUNO SAKURA!" she really stressed that part. "I like or well… the person I like is…. my hobbies are, um…. and my dreams are to marry…. *Squeal*." She was constantly looking at Sasuke.

"What do you dislike?"

"Nar-er…" she stops from a danger sense.

"Narer?" Kakashi jokes.

"Narutos in my ramen, yeah, those little fishcakes." Sakura recovers as Naruto nods approvingly.

"Anything else?"

"People who get in the way of my love!"

"Hm… Ok then, Now it's cloaky's turn."

A grave and scratchy voice responds, "My name is unimportant, but my dream is to burn this city to the ground." Kakashi's single eye widened at that, but the sudden laughter halted him from getting his kunai. "Nice! He actually fell for it!" laughed out Sasuke. A more used, but still monotone voice responded. "Yeah, it was pretty good. But for real now. My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like my family, and dislike those who would harm anyone in my family. My hobbies include training, gardening, and spending time with Mother. My dream is to make Mother happy."

"…Fine then. Now for Mr. Giggles." That nickname make Sasuke stop from his fit of laughter, and replace it with a glare and a scowl.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I like my Mothers, how Itachi used to be, and my new brother. My hobbies include spending time with my new family, and learning my old family's techniques. My dream is to kill the man my brother has become, and avenge my old family, so a new Uchiha can emerge from the ashes of the old." Sasuke announced.

Responses varied, Naruto was still bland, as he always is. Sakura had Hearts for eyes, and was drooling over how 'cool and romantic' Sasuke was. Kakashi kept a mask of indifference, and Anko just stared… ok the responses weren't that different, girls stared, males were indifferent.

Kakashi looks over his students. "Ok, now I shall tell you about the Real Genin Test." This got the children's attention, and Sakura's voice.

"But Kakashi sensei, I thought that we were already Genin!" Kakashi chuckles a bit. "What's so funny?"

Kakashi looks at them with a mirthful glint "That was just to weed out the weaklings. This is to see if you can really handle being on a Genin Team. And out of the nine teams that passed the Academe's exam six will be returned to try again next year. That leaves a failure rate of 33%!" Explained Kakashi. "Now, meet me at training area 7 at six o'clock. And don't eat breakfast."

"Why?" asked Sakura.

"Because you'll just throw it up. Jan e." and with that he disappeared in a poof of smoke, followed by Anko.

Kitsune: There! Another Chapter Done!

Towa: So, when is the next one coming out?

Kitsune: Whenever I feel like it.

Kratos: Can I write it?

Towa: No, we discussed this.

Kitsune: Really-?

Kratos: Aw, why not.

Towa: You're too stupid, I told you that. TWICE!

Kratos: Well, in that case…*Starts Dancing and Singing* I'm too stupid for the story, too stupid for the story, and I am feeling really horny!

Kitsune: WTF? What the hell is wrong with you?

Kratos: *Still Dancing and Singing.*

Towa: Let me handle this, *Pulls out Staff and hits Kratos on the head*

Kratos: Oh, stars… *Faints*

Announcer: K.O.! Perfect!

Kitsune & Towa:…

Kitsune: Didn't we lock him into the basement?

Towa: Yes, so how can we… Shit! He's using the vents!

Kitsune: I knew that was how he could talk to us, but how can he see what happened?