New chapter! I know it's a bit short, but the next chapter will be up soon, because I already have it written.
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"I will kill you, Tony! I am serious!" Ziva shouted across the bullpen.
"Ooh, DiNozzo. I would be more careful if I were you." Kate teased. "Maybe you should've thought before getting an ex-mossad-assassin pregnant. Or before you started throwing things at said woman."
"It's not my fault," Tony pouted. "My sperm are like Mexicans. No matter how many borders you put up, they still keep getting in."
Kate rolled her eyes at that. "And you're a suicidal bastard."
All of a sudden, there was a bang from Ziva hitting her hand against her computer monitor.
"Fix this, McGee!"
"Uh - umm - fix what?" he stammered.
"This stupid machine," she grumbled, slamming her hand against the monitor once again.
McGee quickly jumped up from his chair and rushed over to Ziva's desk. She sat there, glaring at the screen, while he tried to figure out what was wrong.
"She sure is one grumpy pregnant lady," Tony stated.
The sound of Gibbs' hand colliding with the back of Tony's head resonated throughout the entire squadroom, causing a few people to wince.
"Are you suicidal, DiNozzo?"
"Oh, he is," Kate piped up.
"Seriously, boss? You have to show up now, and not while she is shouting death threats at me and physically assaulting her computer monitor?"
"Don't worry, DiNozzo. It gets worse."
He set his coffee on his desk and sat, leaving behind a wide-eyed Tony. He smirked, but the only person who noticed was Kate.
The way to tell that Abby is coming? The clunking of her boots. How to tell her mood? How forceful the clunking is.
That's how the team could tell that Abby wasn't happy, but she wasn't really angry either, before they even saw her.
The clunking was a little more forceful than usual, but not enough to mean they had to prepare for the wrath of Abby.
That was proven when she finally made it into their section.
She marched right up to Tony and slapped him on the back of the head. "That was for annoying Ziva." She then went to McGee and slapped the back of his head. "That was for not fixing her computer fast enough." She slapped him again. "And that was for getting me pregnant and making me feel like shit!"
"Ooh, McGee getting more slaps than Tony," Kate said.
Ziva chuckled at that.
Everybody watched as Abby stalked out. She came back mere seconds later, grinning, and said, "That felt good. Maybe I should do it more often."
"No!" the men shouted all at once, Tony and McGee the loudest.
Abby was terrifying. Almost as much as Ziva.
Ziva was sitting on Tony's desk, conversing with him, the other men doing something at their own computers, when a pissed-off looking Kate walked into the bullpen.
"Oh, God, no, not you, too," Tony whimpered.
She glared at him, telling him to shut up with her eyes, then went to her desk and sat down.
Tony shrugged and continued talking with Ziva. But after a few minutes, he started hearing quiet sobbing coming from Kate's direction. He stood and walked over to her desk. Tears were streaming down her face.
"Are you crying?"
"Look at this."
He looked at the computer screen and saw a short article about animal abuse, telling you to stop it.
"Yeah, so?"
"How can you say that? These poor animals are being tortured!" Kate sobbed. "What sick bastard does something like that? It needs to stop."
"Okaaay," Tony slowly backed away, then turned and ran to his desk. "Why did I do that?" he muttered.
"Because you're suicidal," Ziva giggled.
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