A/N: Sorry for having any waring about the content last chap. so here they are. HEAVY LANGUAGE USE AND HINTS OF LEMON- HINTS-HINTS!!! RATED PG-13!!! BEWARE!~

anyways thanks for reading! ^-^ Story takes place after Winry Marries Ed and they move into a house, Winry decides on her own to get a job in the military and Ed loathes this idea of hers. Al is...Idk where he is- but i DO know he's not living with them ( maybe staying at Pinako's until he finishes school?...yea lets go with that.)

Disclaimer: (sorry for not posting one in the last chapter- but its late ^^; ) I DONT OWN FMA! I DON'T OWN IT!!!!! Enjoy~

New Job

"Winry why don't you quit being such a bitch!?"

Her blue eyes that had been hard and angry before turned softer and much more hurt at his tone. Then her anger flared up- remembering what he had done and now just said. It was war in their Central home and even the people at HQ must have felt the tension because no one had called either of them this day. The weather outside seemed bright and happy; blue in mid June and a soft summers breeze captured birds song's that had been gone all winter. Inside however was a different story.

"Why don't you put a condom on your head?" Ed squint his eyes; his mouth opening in a 'what?' type of question.

"Because if you're going to act like a dick you might as well look like one!" Ed snorted at her silly childish come-back, and was a bit stung that he couldn't think of a better one. She saw him stumbling over his words and she raised her eyebrows. Placing her hands on her hips, and tilting them a bit she gave the impression of a strong woman ready to take on the world. Ed closed his eyes and rubbed his temples trying to block the on coming images,

"don't do that- you remind me of Major Armstrong's sister."

She sneered at him and crossed her eyes- mocking him knowing that he wouldn't see it. Then she regained a normal Winry posture consisting of crossing her arms and fuming. When he opened his eyes again he looked at her with such a strong glare that she felt he was looking at an enemy.

"you're not leaving this house, unless you promise me you wont go there." She rolled her eyes,

" Ed, I have to its my job- and you have to too." His eyes turned softer and his somber gaze followed the shape of her body.

"why did you do it win?..." He could think of so many reasons- to torment him, to piss him off, to get back at him…

"I did because I want to see you…to know your there everyday, and not have to worry about where you went or what type of mess your involved in now…" He groaned inwardly- the uniform fit her just right and the perfect bun keeping all her deliciously scented hair captured in one tight area; practically screaming at him to loosen it. He didn't know how that damned Fuhrer Mustang could stand it all day with Riza. Her intentions were cute, honorable, innocent and very tempting. He wasn't having it.

"Well that's…sweet of you." He chuckled hading have expected a darker reasoning why she had joined the military. She snarled and that's the thing that pushed him over the top- the reason why he had her pinned to their living room wall- her defiance.

"There. Will. Be. None. Of. That. In. This. House." He scolded her as he took out her neat clip and let her hair fall loosely around her shoulders. She made an annoyed sound- for she had obviously taken a long time to get the bun style just right. Ed's scolding did nothing to help her annoyance either,

"Don't tell me what I can and can't do Edward! This. Is. My. House. Too!" He smiled at her attempt to break away from the wall but he dived in and kissed her so passionately that it left her breathless and a little dizzy. He turned and pulled her away from family room to head upstairs to their room. 'Fine.' He thought 'if that's the way it's gotta be then so be it.' Then he thought out loud as they reached the top of the stairs,

"Alright, its decided then. If you wont quit the military-"

"- I JUST JOINED HOW CAN I QUIT YOU SH-" He shushed her loud and growing to be obnoxious voice with a single finger while leading them into their room, her self still struggling.

"- then im just going to have to make such wild and passionate love to you that you will be to weak to go to work….until that is… you quit." A deep shade of red enveloped her face as the Blonde boy shut their door.

Ed reached across the bed for the telephone on his nightstand and dialed Roy's number.

"What is it Full Metal? And where is your wife? She was supposed to be here an hour ago." His voice was clipped and straight forward- just like the grass he walked on everyday to get to his clean office. Ed cleared his throat and glanced to the side of him where Winry lay unconscious after their many rounds of sinful…lets just say banter.

"Winry won't be coming in today…or any other day for that matter." Edward declared a mocking smile in his voice.

" What did you do?" The Fuhrer's question shocked him with his straight forwardness and he didn't have time to think of an excuse or a cover story.

"Well…er ..um… she and I…" There was a moment of silence on the other end before Roy caught on.

"That's awful Full Metal, awful, wrong, deceiving and for some reason…I like it." Well at least this was getting him some brownie points at work, because now he had to go around the house and transmute ever God Dam*&^ wrench he could see.

A/N: Annnd CUT!~ Did you like it? ^-^ I hope you did!~ Thanks for reading!!~ (p.s excuse my perverted mind for posting such things, it is late- so blame the Starbucks that has kept me up all night.)