"Come on, then." Nappa said as he entered the room.
"Huh?" Vegeta looked up.
"What?" Raditz blinked.
"Purging a planet!" Nappa yelled, impatient. "Was I the only one listening to Frieza's instructions!"
"Yeah." The boys shrugged. Nappa rolled his eyes.
"Well anyway, shake a leg! Frieza's still pissed off about the last mission." He glared at Vegeta.
"What?" Vegeta protested. "I thought he said purge the planet! How was I supposed to know he wanted me to deliver a box of wine bottles to his father?"
"Vegeta, why would he tell you to purge his father's planet?"
"Ah, I dunno! I was pissed." Vegeta shrugged.
"Yeah, well no wonder!" Nappa growled. "You opened the wine bottles!"
"Ah, chill out, I only had one!" Vegeta replied. Nappa gave him a stern look.
"… …" Vegeta sighed. "Alright, I had two." Nappa's look grew even sterner.
"Okay, I had them all except two!"
"Anyway you two, come on!" Nappa huffed. "If we screw up this time we're dead. Let's go purge the damn planet."
"Should we bother?" Vegeta smirked.
"What!"
"Well Frieza's only gonna blow it up anyway, so what's the point in us purging it?"
"Good point…" Raditz nodded.
"But Frieza isn't going to blow it up!" Nappa snapped.
"Well he should!" Vegeta replied. "Bloody Nameks."
"We're not going to Namek." Nappa said flatly.
"Well it's somewhere with green people."
"That doesn't matter!" Nappa barked. "What I'm trying to say is that Frieza wants the planet cleared so he can sell it, not blow it up."
"Yeah…" Vegeta sighed. "But I'd still rather not."
"Vegeta!"
"Okay, okay. I'll go purge the damn planet – but I want a share of your wages."
"What about Raditz!" Nappa protested.
"Okay, give him a share too." Raditz burst out laughing at Vegeta's response.
"No, I didn't mean –"
"Come on, then!" Vegeta left the room before Nappa could say another word. Nappa rolled his eyes and followed.
"Hey, wait for me!" Raditz cried and ran after them.

A few hours later Vegeta was lying on the ground.
"Cool… ha ha… whoa, man…" He grinned to himself.
"What d'you think's up with him?" Raditz looked at Nappa, concerned.
"I dunno…" Nappa mumbled. He sniffed the air. "But this place smell weird… maybe it's the air on this planet…"
"We should hurry up and get off here then, before he gets worse." Raditz demanded. Nappa grinned at him.
"Should we bother?"
"Huh?"
"Heh heh… you've got hair like a porcupine…" Nappa's grin grew wider as he stared at Raditz's head.
"Wha?" Raditz sighed. "Oh, great! You too!"
"Two… two two two four… whoa…" Nappa fell to the ground.
"Nappa?" Raditz looked at him. Nappa turned his head to see Vegeta next to him.
"Hey, baby…" He grinned. Vegeta looked at him.
"Whoa, man. You're like, a girl."
"Yeah… you too." Nappa replied.
"Cool…" Vegeta said in a dazed voice.
"Groovy…"
"Guys?" Raditz stared at them. Nappa looked at him.
"Porcupine!" He exclaimed. "Come and join us…"
"Join us… join us!" Vegeta chanted.
"Heh heh… should I bother?" Raditz grinned.
"Nah!" Vegeta and Nappa laughed.
"Let's not bother with anything!" Raditz announced, also laughing. He fell down and joined them on the ground.
"Groovy, man!" Vegeta beamed.
"Killer!" Nappa exclaimed. The three of them laughed.

Meanwhile on Frieza's ship Zarbon was reporting to Frieza.
"The saiyans still aren't back, Sir." He said.
"Oh, for – I warned them!" Frieza shouted. "Go down and get them – actually, I'll get them my friggin' self!"
"Yes Sir." Zarbon nodded.
"I swear I'll kill those three…"

Back on the planet Raditz pointed up.
"Hey, man… look… in the sky." Vegeta and Nappa looked.
"Whoa, man… it's a bird…" Vegeta gasped.
"Nah, it's a plane…" Nappa said.
"No, it's…" Raditz watched as Frieza stepped out of the space pod.
"Saiyans!"
"Lord Frieza!" The saiyans cried, their eyes bulging.
"Yo, my main man!" Nappa announced.
"What's up, Sir?" Vegeta asked.
"What's the matter with you three?" Frieza looked at them.
"Three!" Raditz's eyes widened. "I thought there were five of us!"
"So did I…" Vegeta mumbled.
"Five!" Nappa gasped. "I thought there were nine!"
"You're seeing double, you idiots!" Frieza growled.
"Double!" Vegeta and Raditz's eyes grew wide again.
"Who's that?" Vegeta and Raditz burst out laughing at Nappa's remark. Nappa looked at them, confused. "What?"
"Are you saiyans allergic to the air on this planet or something?" Frieza asked.
"Air?" Vegeta blinked.
"Who's air?" Raditz replied.
"Nappa's air!" Vegeta burst out laughing.
"Huh?" Raditz looked at him.
"Wha?" Nappa uttered.
"Oh, hair!" Raditz gasped.
"Yeah!" Raditz burst out laughing.
"Hey! You two shurrup!" Nappa frowned.
"All of you shurrup – I mean, shut up!" Frieza blushed. The saiyans put their fingers to their lips and started shushing each other loudly. "Stop it!" Frieza screamed.
"Yes Sir." Vegeta nodded.
"Yes Master Frieza." Raditz followed.
"Yes Sir."
"All of you, get back to the ship now!" Frieza demanded.
"Should we bother?" The saiyans all burst out laughing.
"What!" Frieza snapped. "What's so funny? Go to the ship! Now!"
"Yes Sir." The saiyans got up.

Back on his ship, Frieza sighed.
"Geez…"
"What happened, Sir?" Zarbon asked.
"That planet…" Frieza answered. "I dunno, there must be something in the air. The saiyans got high off it."
"But nobody else is strong enough to purge that planet, the Ginyu Force are away." Zarbon insisted.
"I know… you and I will do it." Frieza mumbled.
"I'll get the space pod ready, Sir." Frieza smirked.
"Should we bother?"