I have started the worst 2/3 weeks of my life ... my GCSE's (Dun Dun DUNNN!) So I probably won't be uploading anything at any point this month or next month as I'll be revising for them. So sorry to disappoint but I hopefully will find time to ... Next one on the list is my History exam on Monday.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any songs or characters from this story (I wish I did but unfortunately I don't)
Enjoy this chapter.
BUTTERCUP'S P.O.V
It's 6 in the morning and I'm already awake! What is with the people at this camp. I walk to the banister and count the people downstairs, 6. Bubbles and Boomer are in the kitchen, just finishing breakfast. Blossom was on the sofa reading a book, what book? Couldn't care less. Brick was sat next to her watching some 'Tom and Jerry' cartoons. Robin was walking to the kitchen to get breakfast. Butch and Mitch are missing. Probably still asleep. Should I be harsh? You know what, I'm awake so they can't sleep in. I walk up to their bedroom door and scream the word...
"FIRE!"
I probably just made everyone downstairs shit themselves but it was bloody worth it as all of a sudden Butch and Mitch had legged it out of the their room and looked around the cabin to locate the 'fire'.
"There is no fire ... BUTTERCUP!" Mitch looked at me angrily and walked back in to the room to get changed. Butch was giving me the evils but I had already turned my back and walked down the stairs to get some of Bubbles' pancakes.
"Why have been woken up" Butch says groggily, still giving me a death glare. I just smile back really cheekily.
Brick was the first to answer "Because dumb-ass we need to practice our song"
"What song you singing?" I ask
"It's a secret Greenie" Butch retorted.
"Fair enough... in that case, girls... our song is officially a secret" I say to my sisters meanwhile looking at Butch smiling.
"Touche BC, touche" Butch replies as he walks down the stairs and into the kitchen.
"You know practising isn't the ONLY reason we're awake?" Blossom said "Elvis and Presley woke us all up but knocking on the door."
"Oh and Butch" Brick added "PUT A GOD-DAMN SHIRT ON!"
"I'm looking sexy for the ladies" He retaliates ... it was a very bad move
"Butch" I interject "No girls will ever see that as your face will scare them off!"
"Well thanks for that Buttercup but how come I don't see you and your sisters running for the hills?"
"Cause I've seen things worse than your face ... if you can believe that"
"Why you little ... That's not funny BC!"
"I found it funny" I could here Mitch laughing from upstairs "I'm pretty such Mitch found it funny as well"
Butch turns his round to the boys bedroom and I swear I can hear a small growl escape his lips, does he not like Mitch?
BUTCH'S P.O.V
What is that punks deal! I hate him so much! You maybe thinking 'But Butch, what has Bitch, excuse me, Mitch done to make you hate him?'. Well, I'll tell you:
1) He showed up here
2) He hugged Butters
3) He stole the song I wanted to sing
4) HE PISSES ME OFF!
He's the biggest arse I know. Don't going saying I'm jealous because I'm not. Why have I got to be jealous of ... the fact BC likes him over me! Or the fact that he knows it and is constantly trying to 1up me!
"So how we gonna practice if we don't want the girls to know what song we're doing?" Wow, Boomer actually said something smart. The apocalypse will be just round the corner then, well at least I got to see BC again.
"BUTCH! Listen up dingus" Brick said "We've decided we're gonna go practice in one of the practice rooms by the canteen."
"Oh ok" I reply and follow my brother's out the door.
BLOSSOM'S P.O.V
"Girls, I hope you remember that we too have got to practice! Robin if you want you can take our room to practice in. Mitch you can have the boys room and me and the girls are gonna practice on the stage in the canteen.
Me and my sisters walk outside and walk round to the canteen to use the drum kit in there.
"So Bloss" Buttercup says "Do you know what your starting note is for 'Amaranth'?"
"Yep, it's a D minus."
"Good"
We reach the canteen and I can tell BC is trying to listen out for Butch singing to try and figure out what song their doing.
"Come on guys! Before someone else decides to use the instruments" Bubbles pointed out
With that we all rush onto the stage. I plug my light pink guitar in. Bubbles sits herself behind the drum kit and pulls her sky blue drum sticks out of her back pocket. BC puts her green microphone in the holder. After that was done she turns round and gives us the nod. And we start to play...
ROBIN'S P.O.V
We've all been practising for what felt like hours now. I could hear Mitch in the boys room, he actually sounds quite decent if I'm being honest. I never thought he'd have a set of pipes like that on him.
I guess it was time to showcase our talent in the big, so-called 'ceremony'. All the bands were sitting down in rows in front of the stage anxiously waiting for their turn to try and impress everyone. Oh God, please let me be able to do this.
All of sudden a drum roll sounded and Elvis and Presley wandered onto the stage. "Calm down children. Calm down." Presley began
"We will call out your stage name one by one and then you have the chance to wow us with your chosen song." Said Elvis, carrying on where his co-leader ended.
"So up first we have RobinS"
Fuck!
I stood up and made my way up onto the stage and stood in front of the microphone. "Hello. I'm Robin and I'm gonna be singing the cover of 'Girl Next Door' by Kate Todd." I look in the audience to find my friends and I see the other members of my cabin staring back at me smiling.
Suddenly out of the blue Bubbles screams "YOU CAN DO THIS ROB!" Thanks Bubby for boosting my confidence.
I take a deep breath...
All the pin ups in magazines
Movies stars on the silver screen
They'll do anything for me
Can't you see?
What you get is what you see
No more maybe it's may believe
She can give you everything you need
What you need
I can do this... Time to liven it up!
She's the girl next door
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
You can take her home to mom
She's got that small town charm
That comes any time you want and more
And do you know she's your biggest fan
She'll cancel all her plans
Give you everything she can til the end
Til the end
I start to walk around the stage and soak up the energy of the song. I have the strength to do this! I WON'T FAIL!
She's the girl next door
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
She's the girl next door
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
Think I'll take a walk on down her road she's on
Maybe now I think I'll call her on the phone
Or am I better off alone?
She's the girl next door
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
She's the girl next door[the girl next door]
Nice, but not in a heart that's pure
She's the girl next door
Just for me
Just for me[Girl next door]
Just for me[Girl next door]
Just for me[Girl next door]
I did it! I actually did it!
"Well done Robin!" The girls shouted in sync
"That was amazing" Mitch added
"Well done to RobinS for going first" Elvis said "Presley ... who is next?" he continued whilst looking in the direction of the women.
"I believe it is RowdyRuff Honour. So can you please make your way up here."
"Well that's us" Brick said
"See you guys afterwards" Boomer said.
They 3 boys got up and was about to walk towards the stage when Bubbles suddenly hugged Boomer from behind. I can sum up the looks of me and my cabin mates with one expression: WTF!
"Good Luck Boomer"
"Thanks Bubbles" Boomer replied with a smile on his face.
Boomer ran to catch up with his brothers.
BC'S P.O.V (Again ... but for a reason!)
The boys were about to start playing. They were just getting set up when all of a sudden Butch captures the attention of everybody.
"I know we're singing this song to show off our talents but I wanna say something first. I know it probably won't mean much but I dedicate this song to you Butters!"
Wait what!
*Flashback*
"_ What are you doing?" I ask the boy in green as he stands onto of his overturn wagon
"I dedicate this song to you Butters!"
Huh? "What are you talking about Johnson?"
"You girl are my best friend
Through thick and thin we'll always be together
we're two of a kind having fun all day just palling around and laughing away
Just Best friends, best friends are we!"
All I could do was laugh "WOW _! Do you really mean that? We will always be together?"
"Always Butters ... nothing will tear us apart as long as I'm alive!" I run up to the green boy and hug him with all the strength a 5 year old could master!
*End of flashback*
What was that boys name? It began with a B. Blade? no Blaine? No ... Butcher? No but it was close to that ... Hold on a second! It wasn't BUTCH! It couldn't be could it? I'll have to ask him later... All I could do now was to watch in awe as the person who may have been my best friend was about to start singing.
BOOMER'S P.O.V
Did Butch seriously dedicate this song to BC? Each to their own I guess.
Butch turned round to me "You ready?"
"Yep" I reply as I lift my drum sticks into the air and lightly tap them together "WE ARE ROWDYRUFF HONOUR!"
[BUTCH] The I.V. and your hospital bed
This was no accident
This was a therapeutic chain of events
This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor
This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital
It's not so pleasant
And it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal
The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where
The apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in
It's not so pleasant.
And it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal
[BRICK]Just sit back, just sit back
Just sit back and relax
Just sit back, just sit back
Just sit back and relapse again
[BUTCH] Can't take the kid from the fight
take the fight from the kid
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight
take the fight from the kid
Just sit back, just sit back
[BOOMER] You're a regular decorated emergency
You're a regular decorated emergency
This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor
This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital
It's not so pleasant.
And it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal
The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where
The apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in
It's not so pleasant.
And it's not so conventional
It sure as hell ain't normal
But we deal, we deal
Can't take the kid from the fight
take the fight from the kid
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight
take the fight from the kid
Just sit back, just sit back
[BRICK] Sit back, sit back, relax, relapse
Sit back, sit back, bababada
You can take the kid out of the fight
[BOOMER] You're a regular decorated emergency
The bruises and contusions will remind me what you did when you wake
You've earned a place atop the ICU's hall of fame
The camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurney again
[BUTCH] You're a regular decorated emergency
The bruises and contusions will remind me what you did when you wake
You've earned a place atop the ICU's hall of fame
The camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurney again
Can't take the kid from the fight
take the fight from the kid
Sit back, relax
Sit back, relapse again
Can't take the kid from the fight
take the fight from the kid
Just sit back, just sit back
Sit back, sit back, relax, relapse
Sit back, sit back, bababada
You can take the kid out of the fight
[ALL] The I.V. and your hospital bed
This was no accident
This was a therapeutic chain of events
And the crowd goes wild! Well not as much as one would hope but clapping is good right? I at least think it is...
"Hey Brick? Is it good that they're clapping?"
"You idiot Boomer! Of course it's good that they're clapping. It means they enjoyed us!"
"Oh. YAY!" I pipe up after hearing what Brick said. At least we did good and I didn't screw up!
We join the girls back in the audience. As soon as Butch sits down, BC grabs him by the collar and drags him behind the canteen
"Well it appears I'm on the move!" Butch said before disappearing.
I'm gonna leave this chapter here. WOW! This is the longest chapter I have ever written! Gold medal for me... well I kinda need this site more than ever now considering I have no more English lessons till September! I'm gonna miss it... but hey at least I can say goodbye to maths, adiós to Espanol and good riddance to science!
Also, during the flashback BC has I used the _ thing again to signify where a name should be. Also Also, the song that the boy *shocker: it's Butch* is singing in the flashback is Cartman's 'best friend' song which is featured in the 'Spookyfish' episode of South Park. (Little kids do not watch this show!) I changed a few of the lyrics around so that it was related to the story.
