A/N: Response is still strong, which is awesome! But I really do still need ideas if this is going to continue on. I think I've got enough for this chapter. After that, it's all up in the air so I NEED your help. Please, if you have any idea, no matter how silly you may think it is, I want to hear it! Leave it in a review or message me. I will consider EVERYTHING! If you want more, then I need your help!
Josh Shannon: I would like to let everyone know: I AM AN IDIOT!
Hunter Boyce, Maddy Shannon, and four others like this.
Maddy Shannon: You said it, not me…
Josh Shannon: Not funny, Maddy. Someone hacked my account!
Maddy Shannon: HA! Did they really? You totally deserve it :P
Josh Shannon: -_-
Dr. Incrediblastic: Seriously? It's been two days since that wild night and I still haven't figured out how to change my name back…
Alicia Washington, Jim Shannon, and four others like this.
Alicia Washington: Please don't. I like it like this…
Dr. Incrediblastic: Oh, and I've also just discovered that someone let all the air out of my tires again.
Alicia Washington: Sorry Doc Incrediblastic, not my department :P
Alicia Washington shared a link with Nathaniel Taylor: Thought you should read some of Mira's blog, sir. You know, for intelligence purposes…
Mira likes this.
Nathaniel Taylor: What the…? How did SHE know about that night…?
Mira: I'm like the paparazzi. I know what you do in your free time ;)
Nathaniel Taylor: Wash, have more people posted on the walls during patrols. Can't let Mira slip in again, can we?
Mira: Spoilsport.
Mark Reynolds to Maddy Shannon: That was a lot of fun, today! My heart was really pounding towards the end…
Maddy Shannon likes this.
Maddy Shannon: Mine too. But it felt so good!
Mark Reynolds: Tomorrow I'll teach you a fun new position I learned. But you really do need to bend over for this one…
Maddy Shannon: I've been working on my flexibility. I think I'll surprise you this time.
Jim Shannon: O.o Do you have ANY idea how this could be perceived?
Maddy Shannon: Dad, we were doing cardio today. Tomorrow we're doing yoga. You can relax now.
Jim Shannon: I can't be too careful. I'm not sure what it is you two get up to when I'm not around.
Lucas Taylor to Nathaniel Taylor: Hi Daddy-O. What do you think about a truce?
Nathaniel Taylor: Lucas, I'm STILL not giving you any money. And my pet dinosaur is going to have a hell of a lot of protection once I'm gone so don't even THINK about robbing him of his inheritance!
Lucas Taylor: Dammit.
Lucas Taylor checked in to "Terra Nova Colony."
Alicia Washington to Nathaniel Taylor: Sir, Tim Curran and I just apprehended Lucas Taylor. He was slinking around the market place spying on Skye "Bucket" Tate. Did you teach that girl how to wield a taser?
Nathaniel Taylor likes this.
Nathaniel Taylor: Bring him in, Wash. And yes, I taught her to use a taser. You can never be too careful…
Lucas Taylor to Skye "Bucket" Tate: I still love you. Even if you tasered me.
Skye "Bucket" Tate: I'll gladly do it again if I catch you watching me.
Lucas Taylor: Don't worry. Next time you see me will be in your dreams ;) Or your shower…
Skye "Bucket" Tate: I swear I need a restraining order out against you.
Lucas Taylor: As if that would stop me…
Maddy Shannon: *sniffle, sniffle* I'm sick :(
Josh Shannon: We know -_-
Elisabeth Shannon: Maddy, I warned you not to go outside in the rain without a coat yesterday…
Maddy Shannon: Some help you are, Mom! You're a doctor!
Elisabeth Shannon: I'm at work, darling. I'll tend to you when I get home.
Josh Shannon: Please hurry. She's been whining all day.
Maddy Shannon: Keep talking. I'll blow my nose in all of your clean shirts.
Josh Shannon: Why not? It's the only thing you HAVEN'T blown your nose into yet.
Maddy Shannon: Leave me alone! I'm sick.
Mark Reynolds: You're sick? :(
Maddy Shannon to Josh Shannon: See? THAT'S how you care for the sick. Mark Reynolds was kind enough to bring me soup and those extra-soft two-ply tissues. What did you do? Make noise and bother me.
Josh Shannon likes this.
Josh Shannon: In other words, all is as it should be :P
Maddy Shannon to Mark Reynolds: Thank you for being the only person in the colony who actually cared enough to take care of me :)
Mark Reynolds likes this.
Mark Reynolds: Just doin' my job, ma'am.
Nathaniel Taylor: Need help coming up with ways to punish Lucas Taylor. Ideas, anyone?
Skye "Bucket" Tate, Alicia Washington, and six others like this.
Skye "Bucket" Tate: Remove his tongue with a pair of pliers. Then gouge his eyes out with hot cattle prods. Then, when you're done with that, remove each and every one of his fingernails and toenails and pluck his eyebrows and eyelashes one hair at a time. Finally, break both his legs and coat him with gravy before tossing him outside the colony. How's that?
Alicia Washington: Positively medieval. I like it!
Lucas Taylor: Y'hear that? She wants my tongue…
Skye "Bucket" Tate: After all of that and the only thing you got was that I want your tongue? Are you illiterate or just generally stupid?
Nathaniel Taylor: As good as your idea was, Skye, I'm going to need more plausible options…
Skye "Bucket" Tate: So just break both his legs and coat him in gravy before tossing him OTG. Or drop him over one of the land mines. That works too.
Alicia Washington: No. We are NOT throwing him on one of the mines. I'd be the one stuck cleaning up Lucas guts -_-
Reilly to Nathaniel Taylor: Sir! Lucas Taylor has just escaped. And he did a number on Tim Curran's left eye. It's gonna leave a shiner for a few days at least…
Nathaniel Taylor: Dammit! Which way did he go?
Dunham: We lost him :(
Lucas Taylor to Nathaniel Taylor: Nah, nah, nah, boo, boo :P
Nathaniel Taylor: -_-
Lucas Taylor shared a link with Skye "Bucket" Tate: "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.
Skye "Bucket" Tate: Why, Lucas, why?
Lucas Taylor: Every single day, every word you say, I'll be watching you…
Skye "Bucket" Tate shared a link with Lucas Taylor: "Back Off Bitch" by Guns 'N' Roses.
Lucas Taylor: Clever.
Skye "Bucket" Tate: Take the hint.
A/N: Okay, that concludes chapter 9. Still not getting nearly enough fresh ideas from people to produce a tenth. Hopefully that will change. Shout outs to metube for suggesting we see more of Mark/Maddy innuendo, Inkblood for suggesting Lucas come to Terra Nova under the premise of a truce and Josh's account getting hacked, Glemonade mouth Maddy and Reynolds (all one word) for the idea of Maddy getting sick, and MaybeSage for suggesting more Skye/Lucas interaction. These were all great ideas and I hope more of you will write in yours! In the words of Inkblood: peace, love, and slashers! (love that sign-off, by the way!)
