Let me tell you this: I do not, repeat do not own Naruto. If I did then I would make everybody dream come true. I would get sasunaru side story, and everyone can get their favorite paring side story. YAY!

Warning: language, graphic content, adult content aka sexual content, graphic pictures – use your imagination - , boyxboy, boyxgirl, (maybe) girlxgirl – like I said maybe.

Decipher:

Kushina = "Hi"

Naruto = "Teme"

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1-Gives out cookies, brownies, and a big hug. Thanks for reviewing and viewing my story you guys. I feel so special, lol.

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Now everyone welcome back to…..


..x…..Texting Wonders…..x…..

What LOL Don't Mean


Naruto

Yes?

Your godfather just died today. LOL

Was that a typo?

No

Are you sure? Did you get a new phone?

Yeah, but that wasn't a typo.

Your godfather died today by a massive heart attack

LOL

..

WHAT?!

HOW THE HELL IS THAT FUCKING FUNNY MOM

Don't cuss at me young man

MOM! DON'T YOU YOUNG MAN ME

YOU FUCKING SAID

YOUR GODFATHER DIED BY A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK. LAUGH OUT LOUD

Oh god

I thought that meant lots of love

Now I gotta go call everyone back

Jesus Christ mom

You need a texting dictionary, or somthing

That took a lot of energy from me. I think imma fuck sasuke.

I mean~ imma see him

Okay Naruto *giggles*

Be safe


What would you like to see next?

Remember to review so I can be happy and make super funny chapters for you guys. I'll give you cookies. If you favorite and follow the story I ill give out brownies and hugs to everyone.

Hehe, I hope everyone have a nice day.

(Note:

1-Should I add dates and times to this so it can seem more sequence?

2-And if you happen to into Bleach also, please go on my profile and read the important information.

3-If you have a suggestion on what I should do next. I will post it as soon as possible. Don't worry I aint forget about ya

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See You Next Chapter

BYEEEEEE~