Ah, I adore Goku's trolling in this fic so far, hehehehe… enjoy yall, I'm going to go work on Attrition since it's all about done!

"She ran again."

Still running, Goku corrected. Maybe if you wouldn't flip your shit every time you see her, she'd hold still for five fucking minutes.

"She's mine, damn it. I wasn't about to let that bitch tell her how to get rid of me."

Us. Or have you forgotten that I had no problem hooking up with her a few hours ago? Goku replied smugly. Too bad you weren't awake for it… she is simply spectacular when you get her fired up and—OW! Cut it out!

"Shut. Up."

In hopes that it'll make you realize that my way is the better way… no. I won't. I want her just as much as you and you're fucking it up. You have one job, Kakarot. One job! Is that so damned difficult!? Just be nice to her! Woo her, treat her nicely, and she'll give it up.

"I tried your way, Goku, and she keeps running. It's time for my way. I'll just pin her down and fucking take her, and then she won't be able to deny me once the bond is completed."

I'll fight you the entire way, you know.

"Bring it, Goku. I'll knock your ass out again and you know it."

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"Go away, woman."

Sailor Moon sat down next to Vegeta and patted his leg comfortingly. "Aw, it's not that bad, you know. Seiya even agreed to stay as a woman so she doesn't freak Trunks out too much," she chuckled. "And you have to admit that it was hilarious when she tried to kiss him and he seemed to want it and be terrified of it at the same time."

"You're pushing your luck, star goddess. I suggest you fuck off right now before you make me angry," Vegeta ground through his teeth.

"Oh, you're just mad because Trunks is gonna wind up sucking—" Goten didn't get to finish that sentence, a ki blast had knocked him right off the Lookout, but Usagi could have sworn she heard a faraway male voicing crying, "diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

"Temper, temper, Ouji-sama," Usagi giggled. "Though from what I hear, Seiya can be pretty dominant in the bed… Goten just might be right."

"Woman, if you don't shut up right now I'll really show you some temper. In fact, I think I'll just call…" Vegeta stopped talking and smiled slowly. "Speak of the devil and he shall appear. There's your temper right there, woman," he chuckled as he nodded towards the warrior standing right behind her. "In fact…" He held up a hand to stop Kakarot from moving and gave him a wink just before grabbing Usagi, pinning her down to the tile, and ki-banding her arms and legs. "Merry fucking Christmas, Kakarot. Don't say I never gave you anything," Vegeta chuckled as he scooped up the screaming and writhing Senshi and dumped her into her mate's awaiting arms.

"Why Vegeta, you shouldn't have," Kakarot snickered. "I think that's the most thoughtful gift anyone's ever given me. And it would be awfully rude of me not to unwrap it right away."

"You aren't unwrapping ANYTHING!" Usagi screamed as she struggled in vain. "Let me GO!"

"Behave and I'll unwrap you slowly," Kakarot replied with a little warning growl. "All this resistance is getting old very quickly, woman."

Usagi trembled when he suddenly teleported them and she felt herself being laid down on a bed in a dim bedroom. "Kakarot… please don't," she whimpered, still weakly struggling against the ki bands holding her captive. Her eyes widened in fear as he simply began to remove his clothing, revealing the rippling tanned skin lying over all that hard muscle. She tried to scoot away when he crawled onto the bed and loomed over her, but his hands easily pinned her in place.

She's going to wind up hurting herself with all that shaking, Goku snapped at Kakarot as he also began to struggle against the mental cage holding him. Cut it out! She's our mate, we shouldn't be scaring her like this!

Sailor Moon shut her eyes tightly as the warrior on top of her began to purr and she felt his mouth at her throat, feathering over her pulse before giving it the lightest of nips as his hands began to pull at her fuku without any luck. "Please don't," she whispered helplessly, trying her damnedest to breathe as little as possible to keep from inhaling the tail pheromones filling the air.

"Relax, baby," Kakarot finally rumbled when her shaking continued and he smelled her tears. "I won't hurt you, but I will have you. So just lie still and don't resist me."

Usagi swallowed hard as she remembered what Seiya had told her before she'd drug Trunks into a bedroom on the Lookout to seduce the hell out of him. "I—I—I d—deny your c—cl—mmmmfffffphhhhttt!"

Kakarot's eyes glowed red as they bore into hers and he ignored the bite to the hand covering her mouth. "Try it again and I'll gag you, woman. Don't fucking test me on this. You will not reject me."

Please don't reject me, Usagi, Goku whispered through the bond. I'm sorry… so sorry… but please don't. If you refuse him, you refuse me, too.

Usagi went limp in reaction to his plea and didn't try to reject Kakarot again when he removed his hand. She was silent as he bent over her and kissed her, but her utter fear of him was betrayed by the tears streaming down her cheeks and the way she continued to tremble beneath him.

Despite his attempts to relax her through gentle caresses and a large amount of tail roofies, Usagi continued to quake and cry quietly, refusing to return his kisses whenever his mouth pressed to hers. "Tell me what you need me to do to make this happen," Kakarot ordered after over ten minutes of failing to ease her into compliance.

The only way it'll happen is if you rape her, Goku spat out distastefully. And frankly, Kakarot… if you're a part of me in any way, shape or fucking form, I know you're above that.

Am I? He countered nastily. I remember you calling me a stupid, mindless, moralless animal when you first came to in my head.

Did I call you weak?

A moment of silence as Kakarot wondered where he was going with this line of questioning. No.

Rape is for the weak, Kakarot. If you do this you're no better than Frieza, you know. We both know what he did to Vegeta as a child.

Usagi cracked open her watery blue eyes when she felt the warm body on top of her cease to move, then slowly draw back and lie down beside her. Before she could really hope that he was stopping she also felt the bands around her arms and legs snap and a pair of calloused hands examining her wrists before releasing them. "Thank you," she whispered shakily when he let go of them, risking sliding over and away from him. She jumped and went still as a statue when his tail snapped out and wrapped around her leg, jerking her back over.

"I didn't say you could leave," he growled.

"You didn't say that I couldn't," she countered softly.

"You can't. Now get undressed and get under the covers," Kakarot ordered firmly.

"No."

"Damn it woman, I am not going to take you!" He roared at her loudly, the rage in his eyes making her cower as new tears formed and spilled down her cheeks. "Now do as I say before I change my fucking mind!"

Usagi's hands trembled as she fumbled with the buttons hidden on her fuku, and she only dared speak when she couldn't remove all of it. "Your tail's in the way," she whispered. When a hand grasped one of her odangos instead and the tail released her she removed the rest of the fuku and tossed it aside.

"The panties too," Kakarot commanded. "Lose them or I rip them off."

The last scrap of fabric floated to the floor and Usagi scrambled to get under the covers as he'd told her too, but even the warmth of the blankets couldn't stop her from shaking; yeah, he'd said he wouldn't take her, but that didn't mean she believed him for a second.

"Come here," he grumbled, snagging her around the waist with his tail to pull her to him tightly. "Now go the fuck to sleep. I'm exhausted from chasing you around the universe and if you're not going to cooperate then I'm finally going to get some rest." He fought his beast then to lower his ki and reverted to his normal body before sighing in frustration and nipping at her mark from behind.

Thirty minutes passed, and when she was still trembling, Kakarot began to purr once more, running his tail up and down her side. "I won't hurt you, and I won't take you in your sleep," he assured her with a lot less annoyance in his tone.

"You scared me," she whispered.

"Didn't mean to," he grunted. "Relax and shut your eyes, woman."

"I'm—I'm not tired," she managed timidly. "I slept something like eighteen hours at Galaxia's. And… I kind of need to pee," she added softly.

Kakarot tightened his hold on her and was quiet for so long that Usagi was positive that he wasn't going to let her up, but then he suddenly relaxed his grip. "Swear that you won't run and I'll let you up. If you promise… then I'll trust you. But I advise that you don't break that trust, woman."

His tone conveyed just what would likely happen if she ran again, and Usagi was terrified of the mere thought that he was also implying through the bond. "I swear it by the moon and stars. I won't run so long as I'm in your home."

"Then you'll swear to stay in my home as well," he rumbled, knowing all too well the sort of loophole she was trying to finagle for herself.

Usagi sighed and nodded wearily. "I swear that as well. I'll stay inside… but for how long?"

"We're staying right here until I'm rested, woman. And even when we leave, I'd highly advise not trying to run again," he growled. "Not unless you feel like being fucked to within an inch of your life." Kakarot released her then and gave her a gentle nudge. "Go do your business, woman. Then get back in the bed."

Usagi scurried through a door that correctly assumed was the bathroom and quickly used the facilities before going back into the bedroom. "I also haven't eaten in a day," she reminded him quietly, keeping her eyes cast down and her head bowed in submission.

Seeing her so cowed bothered Kakarot more than a little but he merely frowned and rolled out of the bed and tossed her a shirt from his dresser before pulling on his jeans. "My oldest boy is home," he explained before leading her out of the room. "I'd rather not blind him for seeing you naked."

When Gohan looked up from the couch and looked Usagi up and down, Kakarot immediately bared his teeth threateningly, his tail lashing in the air in warning, and the oldest demi-Saiyan promptly averted his eyes. "Goten said that he's waiting on his sister, just to let you know."

"Working on it," his father snorted as he guided Usagi through the living room and into the kitchen. "Sit and I'll fix us something." He stopped and frowned deeply, his eyes glazing slightly as he conversed with Goku for a moment. "Unless you'd rather eat out… so long as you keep your promise not to run."

"I… if you don't mind," she replied, still looking down and away from him.

"I'm your mate," he responded flatly. "I want you to be happy. Get dressed and I'll take us somewhere."

Usagi simply detransformed into the gown she'd been wearing before, but quickly blushed when she realized it was see-through. "Forgot about that," she mumbled, reaching into her subspace for the shirt he'd given her and a fresh skirt. She waited until he had closed the door before she changed, then glanced at his bare chest. "Not that you're anything short of gorgeous, but… you're going out like that?"

"Hn… fine. Stay put." She was waiting right where he'd left her when he returned fully dressed, still looking at the floor and refusing to meet his gaze. "I won't hurt you, baby. And I'm sorry if I did." She still wouldn't look him in the eye when he tipped her chin up with one finger, and he sighed in frustration before kissing her.

It was a one-sided kiss but it was the only resistance that Usagi gave; she held still and only moved her head once he'd released her. "Alright, I see how it is," Kakarot said gruffly, deciding not to press the issue so soon after he'd scared her.

Usagi blinked when their surroundings changed and they were standing in a darkened alley; they must have been on the other side of the world or something since it was dark out, and she could smell food just around the corner.

"I noticed you like American food. So I brought you to America." Kakarot ushered her out onto a busy sidewalk and gestured to all the different restaurants. "Take your pick, Usa."

She was a little touched by the thoughtfulness but she kept it to herself and simply pointed at a burger joint, letting him lead the way and pick a table. Usagi wasn't too comfortable with letting him block her into the booth that they sat at, but she kept her mouth shut and tried to enjoy her first glimpse of a country she'd always wanted to visit as a teenager.

"We can see more of it if you'd like," Kakarot murmured once he'd given the waitress their order. "I'm sure it's changed a lot since you were mortal."

"Everything's changed a lot," she breathed so softly he barely heard her. "Everyone I knew is dead, and nearly everything I'm familiar with is gone." Usagi jumped in surprise when she felt a comforting hand squeezing hers and wasn't sure whether to allow the contact or pull away. It had seemed so genuine that it felt wrong to deny something as small as letting him hold her hand.

Kakarot let out a silent sigh of relief when she felt her grip adjust a little, though she didn't pull away from him, and he gave her another little squeeze as he slid closer. "We Saiyans are practically immortal, you know. You could make friends with all of us, I suppose. And it seems that your Senshi friend will be staying."

Usagi bit her tongue to keep from saying something nasty and was grateful when the food came and Kakarot released her hand so she could eat. She did so slowly and without a single glance in his direction until she felt his tail snaking up her skirt. "I will smack your tail, Kakarot. Do not fucking test me."

"Only if you kiss it and make it better, woman."

Usagi rolled her eyes, but once she was done with her burger and munching on her cheese fries she smelled something awfully familiar and turned her head to glare at him. "You're really pushing it."

"I have no idea what you're talking about, woman," Kakarot replied stoically before returning to his fourth burger while he subtly swished his tail around beside the booth whenever no one was paying attention. Thankfully he'd chosen a slightly darkened corner of the restaurant so they'd be inconspicuous and few would notice his tail or her mismatched clothing, but his scent was spreading nicely throughout the small building, much to his eternal amusement.

"Did you seriously just tail roofie the entire place?" Usagi sighed in exasperation when she looked up to see dozens of people making out. "I swear to the gods it's like dealing with a little fucking kid. A perverted kid," she corrected.

"Yet it's not affecting you," he wondered aloud.

Oh, it was, but she wasn't going to let it show. It ached between her thighs and her nipples were just as bad off, but she was definitely not going to tell him how turned on she was by the scent of his tail. "Eh," she replied with a shrug. "Goku smells way better." Usagi inwardly grinned when she felt his ire rise and he emitted a little growl, and she could hear Goku laughing hysterically through the bond, forever trolling his wilder counterpart. "He does a lot of things better, now that we're bringing it up," she added nonchalantly before munching on another fry. "Best damned orgasms of my life, in fact."

She didn't even bat an eyelash when he was suddenly straddling her, his eyes golden as he fought not to go level four in public as he snarled low under his breath. "Wow. You suck at taking criticism."

"You want me to prove you wrong, that's it, isn't it? You secretly want me to fuck you senseless even though you say you don't want me to. Is this some sort of fucking game for you, woman?"

"No," she replied smoothly, reaching around him to snag another cheese fry. "I just thought I'd show you how much it sucks to have someone stomp on your feelings. It's not nice, is it, Kakarot?"

Dude, she just totally fucking burned your ass, Goku cackled, still unable to stop laughing.

"So you were lying."

Seriously? He wanted to hear that he was a better lover than Goku? "Did you not just learn anything, Kakarot? This wasn't about that. This was a lesson in treating people nicely. Especially me if you really want me for your mate! And I am not about to stroke your bruised ego just because you're inadequate in bed. At least Goku had my trust. He didn't have to seduce me. He didn't have to scare me. And he sure as hell wouldn't force me!"

The fuck had just happened to the scared, silent Usagi that he'd brought with him? Did the American food bolster her temper from all the calories or something? Maybe it was the caffeine in that coffee milkshake she'd had.

No, she had time to simmer, Goku snickered. Upset Usagi turned into royally pissed off Usagi. And now she's going to take it out on you.

Kakarot hadn't heard any of that, though, his mind had stopped and stuttered on the word 'inadequate' and he couldn't seem to work past it. "Inadequate?" He growled.

Usagi jumped in surprise when they suddenly teleported once more with him still straddling her and she found herself pinned to the ground beneath her, her hands ki-banded deep into the hard dirt. Her legs followed once they were spread, and once she got over her bewilderment she glared up at him. "You promised. You're a fucking liar, Kakarot. You lied to your mate."

"I swore not to take you and I won't," he said angrily. "I'm simply proving you wrong."

"What? That you're the better lover?" She asked condescendingly, reflecting that she sounded an awful lot like Rei when she was in her own little bitch mode. "Please, Kakarot. Save yourself the time and the effort. Goku has you beaten in spades." Usagi didn't blink when he suddenly ripped her shirt open and exposed her, followed by her skirt flying off to gods knew where. "And why is it so fucking hard for you to just be nice to me?" She inquired, doing her best to block out the way he was sucking gently at her breasts, his mouth and his wandering hands completely at odds with the flaring temper she could feel through the bond.

"This is nice, woman," he grunted as he trailed his mouth lower, nibbling and kissing her soft skin all the way to the juncture of her thighs. "I'll stop when you admit that I'm just as good as him."

"Then I guess I'd better plan on a way to break loose. I'd rather not be here for the rest of my existence." Usagi swallowed a gasp when his tongue slowly parted her folds and flicked inside of her slit, and blushed at the knowledge that it wasn't totally dark outside and he could see her. It hadn't mattered with Goku, but she'd been affected by Venus's backfired meddling and hadn't been thinking clearly then.

"I can stop now if you just admit it," Kakarot rumbled as he used his thumbs to fully bare her and simply press his lips to her swollen clit. "I can see that my scent has had quite the effect on you, baby. You're all engorged and ready for me… and very, very wet." She was silent so he continued to kiss and lick at her so slowly that he could feel her growing frustration through the bond. But she was stubbornly refusing to voice it by asking for more or even trying to move her hips, so he began to swirl his tongue around the throbbing bud before giving it one, long suck. His purr rattled deeply in his chest as his Saiyan hearing just barely picked up a soft sound from her mouth and he decided to reward her by latching his lips onto her and gently sucking once more. Only this time he didn't release her and his purr increased when she let loose a moan and trembled beneath him. Let go, Usagi, he breathed in her mind.

She came with a hoarse cry and shook in the aftermath when he only continued the lazy motions of his lips and tongue despite how oversensitive she suddenly was, and just when she was about to beg him to stop she came again with a loud yell and bucked against him roughly. "Please," she whimpered helplessly. "Please, Kakarot…"

"Do you want me to stop, r'sha? Is it too much for you? Just tell me what I want to hear and I'll release you." He was slightly amused by her stubbornness as he watched her mouth turn down in a frown and he felt her ire through the bond, so he slid up her body to kiss her gently, letting her taste herself on his tongue as he slipped it between her lips. You taste so good, baby. Wouldn't you agree?

Usagi declined to respond to that but couldn't stop herself from returning the kiss passionately, her hips trying to lift in vain when she felt his suddenly bared cock slide into her folds and press against her entrance. Damn it, his musk was making her head all fuzzy and she couldn't think, couldn't fight as she felt the head breach her and heard him groan loudly while he gripped her hips tightly.

Kakarot, Goku warned him.

Won't… promised… want… just want… her trust…

That silenced Goku; he was too surprised by such a sweet admission to advise his alter ego against trying to do what he'd done with his mate on Venus. Even if he was positive that Kakarot wouldn't possess the willpower to stop himself from going all the way.

Usagi's moans of pleasure nearly did him in and Kakarot found himself pressing down on her barrier as she came explosively, tightening around him so fiercely that he was right on the edge of coming. The princess of the moon opened her eyes in surprise when he suddenly withdrew, panting heavily above her as she watched his teeth lengthen a little and his eyes shifted to gold. "Kakarot?"

"Can't… I'll take you if I don't stop," he growled out.

Usagi, do us all a favor and just admit that he's pretty damned amazing in bed. Hell, I even felt that last orgasm through the bond. Give the virgin boy some credit.

Her eyes widened a little as an awful lot suddenly made sense to her. "You're a virgin?" No wonder he was having such a hard time controlling his urges; he was little better than a hormonal teenager! And a teenager with more power than anyone else in the universe, at that. "But Goku, he has kids and had a—"

I had them, yes. And Kakarot has my memories. But he hasn't actually experienced those things for himself, Usagi. Like the tail petting, remember?

"Uncuff me and lay down," she whispered up at him gently. "You're just as good as Goku," she added with a tiny smile, "…and I appreciate you keeping your promise. Let me reward you for it, Kakarot."

Totally unsure how else to react to such unexpected willingness, Kakarot broke the ki bands and grunted as he was shoved onto his back and straddled. "Woman?"

"I thought I'd give you your first blowjob," Usagi whispered. "You're not actually protesting, are you?" A vigorous shake of his head made her giggle. "Lie still, then. And don't hold back," she added softly in his ear, smiling when she felt him shiver. She began with just kissing him, teasing him as she slowly stripped his shirt and eased his pants further down his legs. But when he began to instinctively thrust against her, seeking her warmth, she stopped and formed a Crescent Beam in her hands and broke it in half, using each piece to pin his arms down and another to pin his ankles. "I said to lie still," she purred seductively.

"Let me go, woman. Right now."

"You sure about that?" She replied just over the head of his cock, watching it jump in reaction to her warm, moist breath. "It's not like you couldn't break those things if they really bothered you… and I'll admit that I kind of like having you at my mercy, Kakarot. In fact…" She licked the head just once then and nibbled at the tip, smiling knowingly as his breath hitched and his hips bucked. "You're very close to coming, honey. Would you like to?" A quick glance up found him nodding and she licked him again, this time down the shaft, her tongue lingering at the head again as she came back up. "Say please and I'll give it to you."

"Please," he choked out, too overcome by the sensation of that wet, hot tongue running over him lazily. He needed more, needed to be engulfed in that heat to find his completion, and without it he thought he would go insane from the thrumming need in his groin. "Please, woman… I'm begging you…"

"Good boy." Now come for me so I can swallow every drop of you, Usagi moaned in his mind as she took him deep in her throat and sucked gently, bobbing her head up and down as slowly as possible in order to tease him. Ok, maybe it wasn't really teasing if he was already coming, his cry of pleasure heralding the hot streams that Usagi hurried to swallow before they could gag her. "And there's more where that came from if you start being nice to me," she whispered after licking him clean.

Happy wife is a happy life, my friend, Goku purred, also enjoying the relief and the little aftershocks running through Kakarot as Usagi continued to idly stroke him with her tongue. Mmm… love you so much, Usa…

Usagi blushed at the sincere declaration of love but didn't return it; instead she snapped the crescents holding Kakarot in place and smiled when he just continued to lie there, purring his head off and sighing occasionally in contentment. "You alright?" She asked with a little smile.

"Mmhmm… just trying to think of a way to repay you for that, baby… that was amazing."

"Well, considering that you got me off like three times… even if it was against my will," she added with a grumble, "I think we're pretty even. I just want you to stop acting like a total jackass. If you want me to like you then you're going to have to start being a little nicer to me in general."

"I took you out to dinner, didn't I?" He grumbled, his good mood quickly fading at the sight of her annoyance with him. "And I kept my promise not to take you."

"Which were both greatly appreciated. But you also forced me to submit when I clearly didn't want you, and I'm not even going to get started on how you nearly fucking raped me earlier." Usagi sighed wearily and shook her head. "You love me, right? People that love each other don't do those things, Kakarot. They trust each other and respect each other's wishes and boundaries."

"Each other? I never once heard you say that you loved me," he snorted.

"Because I don't. You'll have to earn that if you insist upon this twisted form of dating… or courtship, or whatever you call it."

Trying his best not to be angry with her for her tone of voice, Kakarot tried a different angle. "So… you're saying that if I'm nice… I'll get more of what you just gave me?"

Well, at least part of what she'd said had gotten through his thick skull. "Plenty more where that came from. But I usually don't put out unless I'm happy."

"Well then, let's start making you happy," he purred, yanking her down to him. "Because I'd like a second helping of dessert."

I'm honestly not happy with this chapter but I thought I'd go ahead and post it. The really fun stuff is still to come. No pun intended. And Pervy Guest that reviewed, no. There will be no Trunks/Usa/Seiya sandwich. And it's dicks. Not dix, lol.