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A/N: *crunches knuckles* So let's borrow little Maia from EW. Expect OOC (that's two in a row!).


An Earful from Little Eve (Out to Play)


"History is sometimes just a means of denying the past," Wufei explained coldly, "and if you deny the past, you refuse to recognize its integrity. What you're doing now is fitting it, shaping it for it to look the way you think it should—and you know it's not just."

"You're the worst loser in history, Chang Wufei," Mariemaia responded with a smirk and a roll of her eyes, "and I reiterate that I'm not denying the past because I always acknowledge it when I lose to you! It must be a stupid excuse, but maybe if you said that the joystick's broken I might have believed you; now if you'll excuse me, I'm going out to play golf with Miss Po."

Wufei stared unperturbed as if he didn't hear her, bent to pick up the joystick he used—and bristled upon realizing that the wicked little devil had tinkered with it to make him lose the RPG battle, for the first time, that afternoon.


Additional A/N: I love scholar!Wufei. Who doesn't?

For those who're interested, I have another humor ficlets collection-in-progress entitled Mars and Venus (it's formerly called Squalor but I changed it so it'll be more like a real counterpart of Adams and Eves). They contain longer ficlets, but none that should devour all your time in the world. Three ficlets are already up: a Wufei-Noin, a Heero-Relena, and a Quatre-Dorothy.

On Tuesday we'll have 'Joke-of-all-Trades: Heero, Duo, and Trowa'.