I do NOT own Teen Titans or the song "Men In Tights" from the movie, uh- Men in tights (By Mel Brooks, my hero -star eyes-)


You boredly chanal surf around untill you come to the MTV station, you sigh and shrug before leaning back and carfully laying the almighty TV remote on the arm of the sofa to watch whatever is on.

We see many of the Titan males lined up with Jump City in the back round. Aqua Lad, Robin, Beast Boy, and Speedy are hunched over and complaining, well, Speedy is looking in a compact mirror while doing his hair.

"Okay people! Lets get this started!" A female voice (Tana) yells off set.

"So this is on TV?" Speedy checked as he looked up from his mirror.

"Yes, live TV." Tana sighs. "Does everyone remember their lines?"

"Unfortently," Robin grumbles.

"You know, this will take away any piece of dignity I had..." Beast Boy moans.

"Remind me how you got us to do this?" Aqua Lad pouts as he crosses his arms and glares past the camera to the loud-mouth girl.

"Becuase, this is fan fiction, I have Slade, Trigon and any other villian at my finger tips. Easily able to destory the citys and maybe the world!"

"Oh, right."

"Wheres KF? Hes late!" Tana snaps as she looks around.

"Sorry back! Jinx was making me clean the toilet," Kid Flash growls as he walks on set.

"Why did you show up?" Beast Boy gaps.

"You WANT to do this?" Aqua Lad also seems surprised.

"I was told I was going to get dounuts..." Kid Flash trails.

"He's clueless," Aqua Lad smirks.

"Okay, okay, we are behind scheduel! Lets get this started!" Tana snaps before the Titans start singing in monotone.

"We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the city looking for fights."

"Put more feeling into it!" Tana snaps again.

The boys scowl at her before singing a little louder.

"We're men, we're men in tights.
We fight for the rich, and fight for the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!"

"I don't remember this part in the INVITED NOTE!" Kid Flash yells.

"I don't remember telling you to stop singing! SING!" Tana snaps.

"We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights."

"Okay! do the can-can!" Tana orders.

"WHAT!" Robin screams.

"NO WAY!" Speedy adds in. "THEY MIGHT TOUCH MY HAIR!"

"Aqua Lad smells like fish!" Beast Boy chirps.

"DO IT OR I BRING IN THE GIRLS!" Tana screams.

"...ready?" Robin turns to the other guys who nodd solomly.

The Can-Can Chorus Line

"La la la la la la la-" Robin accidently kicks to high when they turn and whaps Speedy on the forhead, making the copper haired Titan fall back and drag the others down with him.

"AHH!"

"DUDE!"

"MY HAIR!"

"My butt..."

"Eww, I think I fell in somthing!... hey! Who got the dounut!"

Tana sighs heavily as she sags down in her seat. "Why do I bother... BOYS! GET UP! I GOT MY FINGER TOUCHING THE QUICK DIAL TO THE MAGIC NUMBER TO ALL THE GIRLS PHONES!"

All the guys stand up quickly and resume their singing.

"We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights.
(Gay voice) Yes!
We roam around the Citys looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We fight for the rich, and fight for the poor, that's right!"

We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights
(High Voice) TIGHT Tights

At that all the boys pull their pants up higher.

"Aww S-beep-! THAT HURT!" Speedy wails.

"Dude! I gave myself a super wedgie!" Beast Boy moans.

"Owwww," The others moan.

"Stop whinning and start singing!" Tana snaps.

"Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!

WE'RE BUTCH!" The boys thrust their fists through the air at the last line, Aqua Lad thus punching Beast Boy in the face.

"DUDE!" Beast Boy screams as he covers his nose with his hands and cries anime stiyle.

"Oops," Aqua Lad mutters.

"THAT WAS SO FUNNY!" Terra laughs from offset, and is soon joined in by Bumble Bee, Jinx, Starfire and even Raven is smirking.

"...YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T CALL THE GIRLS!" Robin screeched.

"I didn't," Tana smiled, "I accidently left the back door open."

"Accidently my butt!" Robin yells.

"I am going to live this up for the rest of my life..." Kid Flash moans.

"And probably the after life..." Aqua Lad chimes in.

credits role by as we hear the Titans bickering, laughing, whinning and even crying.

Singers: Kid Flash, Aqua Lad, Robin, Beast Boy, Speedy.

Camera Dude: Cyborg.

"WHAT! CYBORG!" Beast Boy screeches. Cyborg smiles and waves offset. "AND YOU DIDN'T HELP US! WHY!"

"It was funny," Cyborg grins.

Tana: Tianimalz.

Thank you for watching and please tune in next time when the Titans sing, "The Cheese Burger Song!" (Owned by Veggie Tales.)


I could not help but write this xD I could always picture the male Titans singing to this song, and I finally re-did some of the words and wrote it xD Its short, sorry. Thanks for reading though!

Ps: I am running out of names to give my hoasts, any ideas? Have to be some what similar to "Tia" or "Tiana" :-D

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