Rae and Jazz were still making out in Danny's bedroom (though only Sam knew it). Tucker was doing some geek thing. Sam and Danny were talking in the living room. Maddie and Jack were talking about their children's new friends. Life seemed good.

"Sam? I'm gonna go get something from my room. You wait here." Danny said, getting up. Sam grabbed his arm, and pulled him back down.

"No, stay here. They're still watching that movie. Don't bug them." She said, quietly hoping he went for it.

"No, that movie was only an hour and a half. It's over now." Danny said, getting up again and walking towards the stairs. Sam stood at the bottom of the stairs, confused about how he had remembered that.

Danny opened his door without knocking. He stared at the scene before him with shock. Jazz was sitting on Rae's lap, and they (kissing very fiercely) were oblivious to the intruder. Danny got red in the face, then shouted at the top of his lungs, "GET OFF HIM!" Jazz fell off the bed, and Rae reached over to pick her up, but was stricken with one of his sleep periods, and he let her go. She crashed to the floor. Danny stalked over to her, picked her up, and stared her in the face. She turned deepest crimson.

"What?" she said, not looking Danny full in the face. "What's wrong?"

"WHAT'S WRONG?" Danny shouted, his self-control gone. "WHAT'S WRONG? YOU WERE SWAPPING SALIVA WITH SOME GUY ON MY BED! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK IS WRONG?!?!?" Maddie and Jack came running in. They surveyed the scene before them. Danny was glaring blue murder at Jazz, who was very red, and twirling her hair. Jazz's friend Rae was snoring on Danny's bed.

"Danny, what's going on?" Maddie asked.

Danny ignored Jazz head-shaking and turned around to his parents, with an evil look on his face. "He," he said, pointing to the slumbering Rae, "was making out with your" pointing at Jazz "baby girl." Jack turned red in the face (red enough that it was obvious where Danny got it from) and opened his mouth. Maddie, sensing danger, grabbed Jack and pulled him out of the room, just as Sam, feeling stupid for letting Danny go upstairs ran into the room, and pulled Danny out.

"Danny!" Sam said. "That was so mean! Why did you do that?"

"Sam. He was flicking tongues with my sister. How did you expect me to react?"

"Not like that! That was the cruellest thing you could've done to Jazz." Sam said, looking away. Danny felt a hand on his shoulder, and he turned around to see Jazz. Her eyes were kind of watery. He opened his mouth to say something, but Jazz drew back her hand, and slapped him across the face. Hard.

"How do you like that? Huh Danny? HOW DOES THAT FEEL! HMM?!?!" Jazz shouted, now crying freely. She turned around and ran up to her room.

Danny looked at Sam, who turned her back on him, saying "You deserved every last bit of that. I'm disappointed in you."

"But, why?"

"Danny, why do you hat Rae so much? What has he done to you?" Danny thought for a moment, but couldn't say anything. "I though so. Danny, Jazz loves Rae, and he loves her back with all his heart. Them kissing is only natural. Be glad it wasn't something else. If it had been, and you had done what you did, she would've beat your face in, and then some."

"Something else? What do you mean by something else?" Danny replied. Sam just looked at him. And looked. And looked.

"God Danny!" Sam said at last. "They're both 18. What do you think they might get up to?"

"Oh. Oh! OH!" Danny said. "Not while I live." Sam looked at him again.

"Danny, they'll (unless they break up, which I highly doubt) get to that eventually. And you won't be able to stop it." Sam stated, simply and with pity. Danny looked horrified. Sam then got a look of disgust, and said "I'm going home. See you at school tomorrow at school."


"Jazz?" a voice said. Jazz was crying into her pillow. "Jazz?" She ignored it. "JAZZ!" the voice shouted. A hand grabbed her shoulder and turned her over.

"Mom?" Jazz said.

"Jazz, honey, your eyes are so red! Stop crying, please."

"Mom," Jazz bawled, "why was Danny so mean? Why did he do that?"

"Well honey, he is very protective of you. That last boyfriend…"

"That last boyfriend was a ghost trying to get me possessed." Jazz said, ignoring her mother's 'tchah' of indignation.

"Well, Rae seems nice. I'm not disappointed in you. Neither is your father, no matter how angry he seems. He and Danny are just trying to protect you. It's what they do."

"Well I wish they wouldn't! I WISH THEY'D LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"Jazz, you just have to get used to it. They'll drop it eventually."

"Whatever." Jazz replied, turning back to her pillow. Maddie patted Jazz's shoulder, then walked out of the room. Jazz turned onto her back, then grabbed her diary, and was starting to writ, when she literally floated out of her bed, and hovered towards the door. She was pulled into Danny's room, where Danny's feet were bound with vines to the floor. Ice quickly formed a chair, and she was gently placed on it. Then bands of earth appeared to hold her arms and legs in place.

"Hello children." A voice coming from Danny's bed said. Jazz looked over there, and saw blood-red eyes.

"Rae, what's going on?" Jazz said, looking at him.

"Yeah," Danny put in, "what's going…"

"QUIET!" Jazz and Rae shouted.

"You two are going to sit there and talk until you're friends again." Rae said.

"How do you think you're going to manage that?" Danny retorted. "As soon as you fall asleep, we'll be released."

"Because, I have this." Rae said, holding up the key to Danny's room. He floated the key to the door, and locked it. He brought it back, and swallowed it. "And I'm the only one who can get it out of my body. Have fun!" He promptly fell asleep, and Jazz and Danny were released.

"Why on Earth do you have a lock on the inside of your door?" Jazz asked.

"I really don't know…"