Match Macking
Chapter 9: Potion # 2
POV: Third-Person

Xemnas was feeling.......... funny. He couldn't discribe just how he felt. Something like gitty, wanting to do a fangirl squeal and glomp the box in front of him. Xemnas momentarily glared at the box, ('Damn you, Box, for making me feel like this!! I shouldn't be able to feel like this!!!'), but then remembered exactly what was in the box, and feel gitty again.

Xemnas started to shake happily. God how he loved potions, and their ability to make things happen. But these potions.... these potions where what somebodies call de bomb!! Becasue apparently playing match maker for his organization wasn't enough. Nope!! Xemnas sighed, a lot of the couples in his orgainization were still claiming to hate each other. But like all fangirls/boys know that hate equals love!! And Xemnas himself was a closet fanman. So he was going to have to force them into liking, if not loving, each other, through making them fight even more!!!. Not a very logical way to make people get along but what the hell.

He grinned thinking about what this perticular potion did.

"Saix!" Xemnas called knowing that his mate would be on the other side. Saix walked in, his head bowed down. Xemnas mentally sulked. His mate had been acting very odd around him lately, almost like he couldn't stand to be Xemnas's soul mate. To tell the truth it kinda hurt.

"Yes Superiour?"

"Where are the others?" Xemnas hadn't see them since 5ish, and with the way that this package was delivered, (poping into existance with a LOUD bang the echoed throught the entire castle), was surprised that no one was trying to come in and see what had happend. Xemnas hardly EVER got any privacy, because either Marluxia and Xigbar were annoying the crap out of him, or Demyx came to him crying because someone had been mean to him.

"XI, II, VIII, XII, XIII, IX, and X are all at Port Royal getting drunk and III, IV, VI, and V are in Halloween Town something about Jack's birthday." Saix explained.

"Th-...... XIII's in Port Royal?" When XII nodded Xemnas cursed 'Damn their all away, now I'll have to wait to show off my potion!! Damn them ALL!!! That's it they will PAY!!!!!'

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POV: Roxas

I awoke, my eyes fluttering open on their own. I yawned, sat up, and looked around the room happy that for once I wasn't rudely woken up by Axel. Speak of the devil, there he was leaning up against the wall that separated the bathroom and this room, wearing a black suit with his hair pulled back, staring at me, just staring, like it was the most normal thing in this world (whitch it probably was) to stare at someone who had just woke up. I stared back, not knowing what else to do, then:

"Why the hell are you staring at me?" I almost yelled, beyond freaked out. 'His mentally raping me isn't he?' I almost sighed, same old pedophile.

Axel smirked back at me. "Just seeing if you stare at someone long enough when they're asleep if they'll wake up." Creepy.

"....Okaaay. Why are you wearing that?" I pointed to Axel's suit. He actually looked good in a suit!

I saw Axel's smirk grew into a small smile, and was starting to get even more freaked out. I was thinking about running, but my clothes felt more tighter than usual expecially around the chestal area, constricting my lungs, so I don't think I'd very get far. I wonder if I grew.... "Same reason your wearing that." Axel pointed down at my chest area. I frowned, looked down where Axel pointed, and screamed.

"AXEL!!! WHY THE HELL AM I IN A DRESS!!!!" I screamed, jumping off the bed and stomping over to the redhead, almost tripping twice, who was cowering in a corner. I, (finally was able to), towered over the redhead and glared death a thousand times over at him. "More importantly why are you in my room? But even more importantly is WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT ME IN A FREAKING DRESS????!!!" 'And damn him for making me think I grew!!!!'

"I-it wasn't me I swear!! It was Namine!!" (What Axel really wanted to say was: 'But you look so pretty!!! The blue really brings out your eyes!! You really are a princess!!!! No guy could look THAT good in a dress and not be a girl!' but fortunatly he didn't. He didn't feel like getting castrated, expecially from the person who he was supposed to do IT with. Not that what he said wasn't true. It actually was Namine who had dressed Roxas up like that..... even though it was Axel's idea, that could easily overlooked!)

"Uh huh, riiight. Like I'm going to believe you." I said sarcastically glaring, then sighed, giving up. This dress was actually pretty comfortable, though hard to walk in, and tight. And I could feel a light breeze hitting a certain place were there should NEVER be a breeze. It's quite refreshing! 'Oh God! Please tell me that I'm wearing boxers!' "Anyway why am I dressed like this?"

('Wait..... he's not killing me? Yeah!!! I get to keep Axel Jr.!!!' Axel's head voice shouted happily. Axel blanked. 'I thought it was named Willy!') "You didn't hear the announcement over the intercom did you?" I raised an eyebrow as if to say 'What the hell do you think? For course I missed it dumbass!!' "Thought not. Well Xemmy says that we have to dress 'formally' or something. The ukes have to wear dresses and semes have to wear suits. He said he'd tell us why when we get to the dinning room. So that's why I'm in a suit and your in a dress. And I wasn't lying it was Namine who put you in the dress."

I just stared at him trying to see if he was lying or not. Damn, do I ever suck at reading peoples expressions!!! I held out his hand and helped Axel up, wondering why I gave up so easily.

'Crap I think that this dress is comfortable! Am I some sort of crossdresser now?'

'I'm not sure..... I don't think so....' Head responded, puzzled.

"Umm.... I think that we should warp down there. He made that announcement twenty minutes ago." Axel said, trying to hide the fact that he was checking me out. "But Xemmy said to wait outside the doors for him."

I nodded and summond a portal. Picking up the dress so that I wouldn't trip again walked over to it and disappeared from sight.

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I reappeared in front of the door to the dinning room, and it turned out that Axel wasn't lying, all the ukes were in some type of dress, that looked too tight for them, seeing as the dresses were givin to them Namine and Larxene. Luxord in a purple, Demyx and Zexion in dark blues, though Zexion's looked purple-ish, Larxene in a green, Namine in her usual white, and me in a light blue that matched my eyes. Yes!! I'm not the only one who has to deal with the embarrasment of wearing a dress!!

Axel pops up next to me, looking smug. I looked at him questionally but he just shook his head and mouthed, 'You'll find out.' And I did when Xemnas appeared, wearing a florescent pink dress, glaring heavily at Axel, who was grinning sheepishly.

"Hey Xemmy, love your dress!" Marluxia's deep voice called out, after an inerproperate whistling.

Xemnas ignored Marluxia's comment and walked over to the door, blocking it. "This is to be a special 'event' and I want ukes on my right and seme's to my left. You are to sit across from your mate, got it?" Xemnas was back to his old self; glaring at everything and no longer hyper. I don't think that that's a good thing....

He opened the door and we walked in in a suprisingly orderly fasion, I guess that nobody wants to piss Xemnas off. There was a long table with food and drinks already on the plates. We took our seats, the room oddly quiet, Demyx doesn't have pockets on his dress, so no crickets... this time.

Xemnas remained standing at the head of the table, Saix sitting across from him. Xemnas really was back to his old self because he started to rant about hearts and darkness and something about a Castle Oblivion.

"Wait a minute," Axel called out. "We're, what, nine chapters into this thing, and we're just NOW started to think about Chain of Memories?"

Xemnas looked at Axel as if offended that he had been interupted. "The keybearer has not even arrived at Oblivion, though he should next week, we've had time to 'fool' around. X are those cards ready yet?"

"Yes sire."

"Good, now let us take a drink for good luck."

I raised my eyebrow, but grabbed the drink in front of me and drank, coping the rest around me.

POV: Third-Person

Xemnas stood watching the others over the top of his glass, wondering how long it would take for the potion to take effect, also resisting the erge to laugh evily. He had slipped the potion in the ukes drinks early this morning, because there was no way that they were going to take THIS potion unless they were given it unknowingly and wouldn't know it until it took effect. He watched the expressions of the ukes and saw them scowl at the drink.

"Let us eat." Xemnas voiced after a few seconds.

Roxas wasn't feeling good. He felt like his stomach had just imploded.... or exploded..... or both! He tried to ignore it, but when it became too much, he spoke. "Superior, may I be excused? I don't feel good."

Xemnas looked over at Roxas. 'Yes!!! It's working!!! Muhhahhaaaah!!!!' "Yes number XIII." he kept his answer short because the temptation to laugh evily out loud was too great. He watched as Roxas stood up and Larxene spoke: "I don't feel good either!"

Soon all the ukes were gone, leaving the seme's there looking conserned. Xemnas walked over to the ukes side of the table, at least when he dropped the bomb and they attacked there would be a table in between him and them.

"You must be wondering what happend to your mate, right?" A few nodded. "Well, it is simple I slipped a potion into their drink!! This potion is a good one!! It will teach you semes a very important lesson!!" Xemnas got hyper with evey word that was spoken.

The semes looked at each other then Marluxia said hesitantly, "What lesson...... would that be?"

"Parenthood!!!"

"OMG!!! Your going to make them pregnant!!!"

Xemnas scoffed "No!! I turned them into babies!! Well, toddlers to be exact." With that he summond a portal, seeing as the semes were frozen and now would be a good time to excape. "Oh yeah!! Almost forgot!! The potion wears off in one week!! Toodles!!" Xemnas ran towards the portal, florescent pink dress constricting most of his leg movements.

The semes looked at each other and, shooting out of their chairs, they ran off to check on their mates."

hehe Toodles is so funny to make Xemnas say~!