At dinner there was nothing but talk. Momma talked about "that damn dog next door won't quit its yipping for 10 minutes". Dad kept asking questions about our choice of job and a lot of those answers went around the area of "that's classified information." Kinda like in those old spy movies! Luss' brother was the only one who didn't talk much at all. And then there was Luss himself... Holy shit... He went through his entire life (the parts when he was way) in about 20 minutes flat. A minute per year. He was even able to add those little details. Like when the Varia and Mukuro found me and I had an apple hat instead of a frog hat and that if Bel even gets the slightest cut he goes all Prince the Ripper. And what's even more weird is that everyone (minus me and senpai) understood him! I would say it's a German thing... But I don't think all Germans are like this...

Around 10 we were finally allowed to leave. If we had to stay there any longer I would have probably just left by myself. I don't care if I have no idea where we are. I guess I'm happy Luss connected with his family again (I don't really care since it wont make a difference once we leave and go back home) but I don't think either me or senpai needed to be there. Well... maybe me at first... but that was only 'cause Lussuria was tongue tied. That family was seriously pissing me off in more ways than one too. Minus momma. I liked her.

I think the more I wanted to get back to the hotel and sleep, the more fate decided to fuck me in the ass. 'cause every time I'd even think of wanting to get back Luss would make a wrong turn or get distracted. I get it, he hasn't been here in forever, but this happened like every 10 minutes. It took us 2 hours to get back (Not to mention we have to get up early tomorrow. Lets hope Xanxus slows us down by not wanting to get up) when it should have taken us 30 minutes. By the time we got back even senpai was crabby and tired. He's never tired. At least that's what it seems like since he has the energy of a 5 year old.


Right when I got into my hotel room I just died on the bed. I fell and didn't want to move again.

"Come on Flan-kun. I know you're tired. But you have to change out of your clothes and into PJ's." I hear Luss say.

What am I, 3? I know I have to, I'm just not willing to move yet.

"If you don't change soon I'll strip you and do it myself." He sings. Yes. He sung it.

Okay. I'm up.

Leave it to Luss to get someone out of bed: morning or night.

I open my suitcase, put Noodles on top of the bed, take off this ridiculous hat that senpai only lets me take off to sleep, and grab my PJ's. No. You don't get to know what they look like little audience in my head. Use your mini imaginations.

"You know. You still haven't given me any gossip on the "Bel" subject." Lussuria said. Great... He's in a gossipy mood.

"I am way to tired for this Lussuria." I say while pulling my shirt over my head.

"Oh come on. I've been waiting all day for this."

"Maybe you shouldn't have gotten lost 20,000 times."

"So will you tell me tomorrow?"

"I have nothing to tell."

"I heard you and Bel on the plane though! He said you looked cute when you were asleep too. Which means you called him cute first!" God... He's squealing like a girl... or pig. Take your pick.

"When he's asleep." I say climbing under the sheets. Great, I'm giving in aren't I?

"When did you do it?" He asked. And he doing the fucking girly leg kicky thing again... I think I'd rather sleep in Lightning Pervert's room right about now.

"When did I sleep or tell him he's cute?" Yup... I'm giving in... Let just hope this shuts him up soon.

"Tell him cute of course!"

"When he decided that I was supposed to entertain him. It slipped out. Can I got to bed now Lussuria?"

"One more question... Do you like Bel? Like as in like like him."

Now he's even talking like a girl... I'm doomed.

"..."

"Oh come one Flan-kun! Answer the question. You can trust me~."

"Since you already seem to know the answer and the answer I want to give you... What's the point in asking?"

"I just want to hear it from your mouth."

Why does that even matter?

"Yes." I feel my mouth mumble.

" 'cause if I hear it from- Did you just say 'Yes' ?!"

I turn away from him, not willing to participate in this conversation any more.

"I knew it! Oh~ When are you gunna confess? How will you do it? Hehehehe!"

"Slow down Luss. I never said anything about confessing."

And there goes my control in this conversation.

Note to self: Never try to win a verbal battle with Lussuria. He will tune you out and overpower you with his words.

"Awwww. Why not? You obviously like him. And he likes you. So why wont you?"

"One: No one said senpai likes me. Two: This'll pass. It's happened before."

"Oh? So you've crushed before?"

Blank stare

"Oh come on. You know you can tell me these things right? Everyone needs a girlfriend."

"Lussuria, unless you got a sex change without anyone knowing, I think you're gender confused. 'cause last time I checked, you were male. So you are not, and never will be a 'girlfriend' to me or anyone else."

"You're just grumpy 'cause you're not as open as me when it comes to love."

Why is it every time he says something remotely girly I swear I see sparkles?

"No. I don't openly express myself on purpose. So if I wanted to, I could act just as girly as you, I just chose not to for many reasons. All of which I will not tell you." I say.

Ugh... I think my headache from this morning is coming back.

"I still think you should tell Bel." Luss said stubbornly, "Oh I know! Why don't you tell him when we're in France!? It is the country of love after all."

"Lussuria... It's the capital of love, not country. And the capital is Paris. We're not going to Paris, we're going to Jura. So in answer to your idea/question. No." I grumble. "Now. I think I should finally be allowed to sleep."

"Meh. You're not fun." Luss whined, obviously dissapointed. But right now, I couldn't give the slightest of damns.

"Alright. Good night Flan-kun~"

"G'night Luss."

And with that. I fall asleep.


Author's Note: Well... I have no idea how that went. As long as you imagined Flan with his monotone and blank expression still, I think he's in character XD

This conversation reminds me a lot of a conversation me and my brother (Who ironically in nammed Bel. Short for Beliare) would have XD

Sad. I created most of this before I had to go to school today.

I'll still try to update quickly even though it's school time! ^^