Challenge for NeonClan
It's fun, but my writing skill shrinks every time I write one of these. ;)
As soon as catCLAN layed their eyes on fluffykit, she was purrrfect. (see what I did there?) fluffykit looked up with sparkling blue eyes and literally melted her father. stumpykit, fluffykit's brother, tried the same thing but got stomped on.
shinyskates went to tell the leader of catCLAN, #iamcoolsodontbotherme, and the leader poked his head out of his den. gaping openmouthed, the leader of catCLAN spotted fluffykit from across the clearing, which was rather big.
fluffykit's sparkling blue eyes matched her shiny and already perfectly groomed fur, her ears with hearing that matched dovewing, and a litheness that could run down a cheetah.
#iamcoolsodontbotherme drew himself up to his full height and attempted to gain control of his clan. he got no one, because the entire catCLAN was so busy fawning over the new purrrfect kit.
5,001 hours, 28 half-hours, 63 quarter hours, 44 minutes, 87 seconds and 380 nano-seconds later, fluffykit meowed, "let's all hear what the leader has to say." everyone fell silent and immediately turned to #iamsocoolsodontbotherme.
the leader announced, "fluffykit is so cool that I have decided to give her her warrior name early and appoint her as leader of the newly names FluffyClan!" the entire clan cheered.
"fluffykit's new name is to be," the leader continued, taking a deep breath:
"supersuperawesomecoolkindnicesweetfriendlyprettyneatperfectFLUFFYohyeahdeservingleaderoffluffyclansupahpowerscoolnesscanthrowbananasoutofherears".supersuperawesomecoolkindnicesweetfriendlyprettyneatperfectFLUFFYohyeahdeservingleaderoffluffyclansupahpowerscoolnesscanthrowbananasoutofherears smiled, showing off her winning teeth. she fashioned the sand as a pedestal, and ran up it, sitting regally at the top.
"I'M SO FANCY, YOU ALREADY KNOW!" she sang. "I'M IN THE FAST LANE, FROM L.A. TO TOKYO."
FluffyClan was enchanted by her beautiful voice.
supersuperawesomecoolkindnicesweetfriendlyprettyneatperfectFLUFFYohyeahdeservingleaderoffluffyclansupahpowerscoolnesscanthrowbananasoutofherears surveyed her new subjects evilly, laughing menacingly.
"MY LEGACY HAS BEGUN!"
Hope you enjoyed! I know I had fun making that.
