Disclaimer: All rights to warrior cats go to Erin Hunter, and I do not claim to have come up with the idea for this, lolkittie64 did.
Epic Rap Battles of the four clans!
Yellowfang Vs Foxheart!
BEGIN
Yellowfang
A kit's name is based off their personality
And never was it truer for the cat that stands before me!
Foxhearted Foxheart, run while you can.
This kitty's on the hunt and she's gonna track you down.
You're forgetting my prior training, as a warrior if you may.
Take a look at these claws- are you sure you want to stay?
Contender for my mate, to beat you down isn't hard.
It's true you may be beautiful, but inside's no warrior's heart.
Now, I hate to treat him like a possession,
But loving Raggedstar is just my profession!
Foxheart
Code-breaker, Code-breaker, what have we here?
Spitting out betrayal, grinning ear to ear.
So proud of the code that you swore to, not a chance!
Your smug, self-centred demeanour, something I'd hate to enhance.
You couldn't even face up to the consequence of your crime.
I'd be a better mother, if Raggedstar was mine!
Instead, a killer, that's all you can produce.
And from that, well, I think we can deduce,
Starclan was punishing you, for meddling with fate.
And by the time you changed? It was already too late.
Yellowfang
Well, listen here, isn't this amusing.
You're speaking such nonsense; it really is confusing!
A better mother, you say? Well isn't that a joke.
I'm laughing so hard- I think I could choke!
So says the cat who was killed by rats!
Smaller than my tail- how about that?
However, your words, I see the truth- If Raggedstar was yours.
You were killed by creatures that have barely got claws!
This hilarity is clarity, I see the facts.
Why would Raggedstar choose an ignorant brat?
Foxheart
Let me show you ignorant brat!
You abandoned your son, treated him like crap!
if it wasn't for you, he'd be loyal and fair.
But he isn't; because of this stupid affair.
You're a disgrace of a medicine cat, get up and leave!
Just like when you were exiled- no cat would grieve!
So go on, shoo! I'm done with this shit.
Get away from my mate and go die in a ditch.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
