Howdy! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I have been really busy lately. And for some reason I chose now to get the FMA video games so my free time was consumed with playing those.
Disclaimer: Yes I know I said I would never do this again but I felt guilty for some reason, I don't know. I don't own FMA.
Now it was Russell's turn. And once again, they used their miniscule brains… not very well though.
"Ok, we have to come up with a plan to-" Roy started, but… SOME ONE BURST THOUGH THE DOOR!
"WHAT THE? Russell didn't even start the dare yet!" Ed said angrily, looking to the door to see whom it was. It was… Black Hayate!
"Black Hayate? What are you doing hear?" Riza said, picking up her dog.
"Damn it, where the hell did that dog go?" Scar murmured, walking through the door and looking around the room. "There!" He said, pointing at Black Hayate. "Give me that dog!"
"Nooo, not my puppy!" Riza cried, holding Black Hayate close to her.
"What? All I wanted to was pet him! Cause he's so cute and fluffy and pretty and puppy-luscious!" Scar squealed with hearts around him. When he looked at everyone's expressions, he quickly cleared his throat and said, "I mean… uh… all state alchemists must die!"
"Right…" Riza muttered.
While all this was happening, Ed and Roy were gathering things like handcuffs, chains, straight jackets, Barbie dolls (A/N: Why not?), and anything else they could use to restrain Scar, which Winry and Pinako conveniently had around the house. Then while he was rambling nonsense about killing people, they jumped on him then put all the handcuffs on him, wrapped the chains around him, and glued the Barbie dolls to his hands and feet. Then they took him and squeezed him into the circle. They had to squeeze him because the circle was very big in a relatively small room.
"Since we are busy and can't deal with you right now, your going to have to play dare with us so we can keep an eye on you," Roy said.
"Well I would break free or run away," Scar began darkly, "But if I walk or crawl I'll hurt Barbie! And she is so pretty with her long blonde hair…" he whispered to himself, petting the Barbie doll that was on his hand's hair with the other Barbie doll on his other hand's face.
"I knew that would stop him from moving," Roy said smugly.
"It was MY idea to glue the Barbie dolls to him!" Ed said angrily.
"Ah, yes, but I was the one who had the Barbie dolls!"
"So what? I have a Ken doll!" Ed said, pulling out a Ken doll.
"Well I have the Barbie bedroom set!"
While Ed and Roy were comparing their Barbie collections, Scar was staring creepily at Izumi, who was sitting next to him in the circle. "Would you like to touch my monkey?" he suddenly asked.
"EXCUSE ME?" Izumi exclaimed, ready to punch him.
"My monkey." Then a random monkey appeared on Scar's shoulder. "His name is Piper the Possum."
"But… isn't he a monkey?" Izumi asked with a puzzled expression.
"Yes," Scar replied like it was obvious that he would have a monkey named Piper the Possum.
"Well everyone it is time for my dare so listen up," Russell began. "I dare Winry to go out and stand in the middle of the street."
"Ok." So Winry went outside, and everyone else followed. Roy carried scar, because he was still chained up and had Barbie dolls on his hands and feet.
"What? When was there a street in front of our house?" Winry asked, staring at the paved black street that appeared in front of her house. She just shrugged and stood in the middle of it.
"This is the stupedist dare ever. Come on Winry, get out of the street," Izumi said.
"No I like it out here." Winery said, smiling and looking around.
"Winry, you're going to get hit by a car. Now come on," Izumi walked out into the street to get Winry.
"No!" Winry whined, backing away.
"But you're about to get a glass of chocolate milk!" Izumi said.
"Chocolate milk? Well all right! Let's get the hell out of here!" Winry said happily.
"Grab my hand, and look both ways for cars." Izumi held out her hand to Winry.
"Well, technically that's not how the pros do it, but ok," Winry said, grabbing Izumi's hand. Right when her hand touched Izumi's, her face grew dark. "Don't drink the chocolate milk," she said darkly, squeezing Izumi's hand very hard. "DO NOT DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK!"
"Ow! Damn Winry, your grip!" Izumi said, shaking her hand.
"I know. Now come on, let's go get me that chocolate milk." Winry said.
"But… you just said not to drink the chocolate milk," Izumi said confusedly.
"I did? Hell, don't listen to me. Now come on." Winry grabbed onto Izumi's hand and again her face turned dark. "Don't drink the chocolate milk… DON'T DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK!"
"Fine! Ok? Fine! We won't drink any chocolate milk!" Izumi said, exasperated.
"What? How come?" Winry asked.
"Look, just go into the kitchen, and don't touch me!" She said, pointing towards the house.
So they all went into the kitchen to get Winry some chocolate milk. Izumi tried to give Winry some of the milk, but it was so spoiled it wouldn't pour.
"No, I don't think so." Izumi said, smelling the milk. "No, no, this milk is expired, Winry."
"No, I like it when it's chunky. It's spread-able, and it's edible!"
"How could she have known this milk was spoiled?" Ed asked, amazed.
"Well, Bother, it has been in there 18 months," Al said matter-of-factly.
"But she knew!"
"Look, fellas, it doesn't matter. The point is I still am going to eat it." Winery said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Well your not going to get it, Winery, because this is going into the garbage." Izumi said, taking the carton and heading toward the trashcan.
"Wait, hang on," Winery said, grabbing Izumi's arm, and her face grew dark once again. "Don't open the trash, do not open the trash, DON'T OPEN THE TRASH!"
"Oh no! What's in the trash?" Ed asked her, worried.
"Soon you will know."
"Well I guess we'll just have to find out," Izumi said, opening the trashcan. "Ew!"
"It's stinky, isn't it? I knew it was going to be stinky," Winry said.
"Se has the gift! She can see the future!" Ed exclaimed.
"Sometimes trash does stink, ok Ed?" Izumi said.
"But she predicted it! Surely your not implying that was coincidence?"
"No, it was a prophecy… starring, Christopher Walken," Winry said.
"He wasn't in that at all!" Ed said, pointing at Winry.
"Yeah he was!" Winry said, pointing at Ed.
"Look, you must tell me. When am I getting some?" Ed asked.
"Ok."
"But, don't actually touch me, you've got germs. Just, uh, just… grab on to this." He said, taking out his alchemy watch. Winry grabbed it, and her face turned dark again.
She saw Ed sitting in a room with a book. He was saying, "Oooo, French maid! You didn't expect me home from the whip cream store so soon, did you? And who is your lady friend?" Then there was a knock. "Wait! Don't open… there's someone in here! I'm… I'm wrapping presents!" Ed yelled at the person who knocked. Then the vision ended.
"What did she say? What was I doing? Was she hot?" Ed asked Winry.
"I'm not at liberty to discuss it."
"Because you don't know, do you?" Izumi asked.
"Oh, I know. And it's sexy." Winery said, crossing her arms over her chest again.
"I'll buy that. So long as everybody knows I got it going on!" Ed said, ripping off his coat and borrowing some of Armstrong's now blue sparkles. "So… I'm going to go in my room now. I'm going to be in there a long time, and I am not to be disturbed," Ed said, going into his room and slamming the door.
Winry went and knocked on the door to his room.
"Wait! Don't open… there's someone in here! I'm… I'm wrapping presents!" Ed yelled from inside the room.
"I know what your doing in there, and I'm telling Al!" Winry called from outside the door.
Ed came out of the room and said excitedly, "She knows! She has the gift! …But she's about to lie to you!"
"Oh, please we all know what you do in there, Brother. You do it about five to six times a day," Al said.
"Oh? And what exactly do you think I do?"
"I think you read Butt Frenzy."
"No I don't… but how did you know?"
"Let's get back to the game everyone," Izumi said, and everyone crowded back into the room and sat in the circle.
"Wait! Before we start, read my fortune!" Scar said, holding out his hand that still had a Barbie doll glued to it. Winery touched his hand and said "You will kill something in the next hour!"
"Awesome!" Scar said happily. Then he a strange expression grew on his face. "Uh oh, I think I'm sitting on something," he got up, and where he was sitting was Piper the Possum… or his corpse. "No! Piper the Possum, how could I?"
"See! She can see the future!" Ed exclaimed.
"Ed, Scar kills everything." Izumi said.
Then randomly Envy exclaimed, "GENTLEMEN! WHO STOLE MY HAIRARIUM?"
"Your… your what?" Roy asked.
"MY HAIR HELMET!"
"Oh, well… that's, that's right there… on you head," Roy said, matter-of-factly.
"Oh."
Yay I finished the chapter! Yeah, yeah I know like the whole chapter was from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but I saw that episode and I just had to put it in.
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